I’m Just Absolutely Full Of Beans

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

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YOUNG MAN

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THERES NO

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

UONG MAN

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

[image description: a photo of three fat women, one with darker skin and two with lighter skin, posing nude in a configuration reminiscent of classical sculptures of the three graces. they stand in a line, two women facing the viewer and one facing away, resting their hands on each other's chests, holding fruit, and looking at it peacefully. end description.]

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????