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Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

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There's this category of TTRPG where the seemingly only selling point besides maybe artwork is giving players permission to jerk off to their own moral purity as manifest from buying the TTRPG.
please. i need to see a nine on the jerk-off scale. rebel scum? old forge games? hyper pretentious osr? i need to see the horrors
Eat the Reich was actually what inspired this post, but Candela Obscura also comes to mind
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Candela Obscura is the strawman put forward in this post, but itβs a game that actually exists:
I have encountered this firsthand. I'm a massive history nerd, especially about pirates (among other things, but pirates are relevant to the story). I was hanging out in a system agnostic TTRPG server and Pirate Borg was mentioned so I talked about my idea for a historical fantasy campaign set around historical pirates and the Nassau Pirate's Republic. Started explaining some basic ideas, how it's basically about trying to keep this rogue nation together amid external hostility from England, France, and Spain and internal strife caused by a lack of trust and Edward Teach's descent into madness. Naturally this brings up Blackbeard and his crew, which contained several escaped slaves, and that the Queen Anne's revenge was a former slave ship. I immediately get the *several people are typing...* and am welcomed with several messages that Pirate Borg takes place in an alternate history where slavery never happened. I end up trying to have to defend myself, explaining the *true facts* that most pirates were escaped slaves, both native and black, and that a lot of pirate ships were captured slave ships because they had thicker hulls and could take more punishment in a fight. They were like "But you can have diverse crews and sturdy ships without bringing slavery into it." My response was "you *could*, but then you lose valuable historical context and systemic evils to fight against, I like running stories about making the world a better place." Some people understood that, but many of them *literally* shot back "But thinking about slavery makes me uncomfortable, so maybe just write it out of the setting?" That's when I shut up but I was just screaming in my head "YES, THE POINT IS IT SHOULD MAKE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND WANT TO CORRECT IT"
I know that optics arenβt the worst thing about President 47 but I wanna talk about the optics anyways and his insistence on personally supergluing gold to stuff is kind of a perfect encapsulation of why heβs such a weird phenomenon in presidential history.
Historically, the president of the United States has had the double role of being the executive/military leader of the country and being the spiritual leader of the country. The example of the American family. The (supposedly) humble servant of the American people.
President itself used to be a much more humble word before it got associated with politics. It was the title picked because it was used for stuff like the leader of your local horse riding club or whatever the fuck.
Like even if the president is an evil dirty rotten nepo baby, heβs supposed to be just some guy. A very powerful guy, but still just some guy.
Itβs like how during triumph processions in Ancient Rome they had a guy there to whisper in the generalβs ear βremember that you are only a manβ to remind them that this was a temporary honor and if they got too ambitious they would be put down.
A president needs to be seen shoveling ice cream into his face. A president lives in a relatively tiny apartment above the White House. A president lives in tasteful but relatively humble surroundings. The White House doesnβt belong to him after all. It belongs to us. The Americans. And anything he does to fuck up the White House heβs doing to our goddamned house so heβd better watch himself.
President 47 is an extremely weird case. Because he wants to be a king. Clearly. But the White House is too humble for a king. Itβs not a white palace. Itβs a White House. Very important distinction. More important than you probably think.
It doesnβt even belong to him though. So he decided to act like it belongs to him anyways. To treat it like a palace. And it looks bad and the courts keep blocking him from building his gaudy ballroom with real gold decorations.
Why the fuck are we paying for real gold decorations? Thatβs us paying for it. American taxpayers. Why does it need real gold? Genuine question.
It doesnβt. That house doesnβt need a ballroom. It doesnβt need gold. The gold that heβs putting up is being held on by superglue.
Like his design sense is somehow the cheapest looking and most offensively expensive looking βimprovementsβ that have ever been done to the White House.
Previous presidents added like. A basketball court. A vegetable garden. Solar panels. Some offices. You know. Stuff youβd need in a big house that you invite guests into and also functions as a government office space.
This guy is adding⦠a ballroom? With gold hubcaps on the outside? Why the fuck do you need a ballroom in a house?
Answer: you donβt. You might need one in a palace though.
The message is clear. Heβs not even trying to be just some guy. And does that matter?
Probably not as much as a lot of other things that heβs done, but still yes. Because since the very beginning itβs been fully understood that the president of the United States must constantly be reminded that he is but a man. This guy is doing his very best to remove all of those reminders and make himself the cheapest looking expensive palace he can imagine.
God damn the king.
Taking the "like a vampire but toned down for game balance purposes" implementation of dhampir and doing it with succubi instead would be such an evil thing to put on a character like hey. you've got some weak Seduction Powers whether you're into that or not. do people actually like you or are you using the evil powers on them without knowing it? are your feelings genuine or do you want to feed on the people you think you care about? haha people think you're an evil sex demon and every interaction you have with others is going to have that lingering in the background
Not full shapeshifting but a body that subtly contorts itself according to local beauty standards. Noticing yourself looking up at a friend who's normally the same height as you like okay guess we're heading into "women need to be small and dainty" country. Sigh. It's never a place where the mainstream idea of an ideal woman is tall and muscular.
Having to get really good at bullshitting about makeup and perfume because you have No Fucking Idea, it's succubus bullshit altering your actual skin to make it look like you've absolutely mastered a skill you don't have, your scent is some subtle magic nonsense and actually differs from person to person, you don't know what smells they like, how the fuck are you supposed to know what it it's they're asking questions about? You roll out of bed like this in the morning and if you're too honest about that people get aggravatingly jealous about it.
All your adventurer friends have cool scars with stories behind them except you. Your body isn't allowed to have a history like that.
christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge
atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks
agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

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I wonder how society would respond to an explicitly orientalist work, like "this fantasy story is set in the fake version of Asia that the romans and medievals made up". so like with the blemmies, the dog-headded people, and the men with one gaint foot they use as a sunshade.
i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls
Time to take this post entirely too seriously:
I often wonder if this is why you so commonly see the sentiment that we are in an era of uniquely bad literature, or at least that the fact that most books don't have artistic aspirations and are not aiming to be anything other than mindless entertainment is new. In fact what's new is the idea that everything is worth preserving (and also the internet making it easier to preserve it). The dumb artistically unambitious trash books of the past have survived only sporadically, because people thought of them as literally disposable.
When I was in college I had a professor who was an expert on detective fiction. He had a longstanding beef with the idea that "Murders in the Rue Morgue" was the first detective story. He thought that it seemed way too polished to be inventing a new genre, and also that the whole orangutan business had the vibe of someone subverting preexisting audience expectations and maybe engaging in a bit of stealth parody. With the help of some student volunteers, he went trawling through old magazines and newspapers and found hundreds of detective stories from the early 1800s that just hadn't garnered enough individual attention to be remembered. This was because most of them sucked balls. He created an online archive of them, so you too can read these mostly terrible stories.
I've spent a ridiculous amount of time on Project Gutenberg sifting through forgotten old fiction and lemme tell ya. a lot of that stuff sucks ass.
Tremendously comforting, really.
I find D&D gnomes kind of bland so for my homebrew world, I spiced them up by merging them with Warhammer 40k orks
Wait, hear me out
So I didn't make my gnomes murderous fungus people, but I did draw on the ork ability to make their technology work because they believe it works. Gnomes are describes as tinkerers who build fantastical technology, but this somehow never impacts the world's technological level. I decided that in my world, large numbers of gnomes living together can make their technology work just by nature of being there. Take a gnome invention away from gnomes and it will suddenly malfunction, explode, or just be a hunk of scrap. This also scales with the number of gnomes present. A small village could create some interesting gizmos like what you get from the rock gnome pc stats. Meanwhile my world's biggest gnome city is a bizarre place made of towers where buildings were just plopped on top of each other with no thought for stability or safety and remain standing despite being completely structurally unsound. They are connected by haphazard bridges and cable cars and the city is alive with the sound of clockwork robots and the flapping of ornithopters. Its a place of nonsense and even though its part of a larger empire, the empire lets it be pretty much autonomous because they're afraid that if they step in, the whole place might collapse or explode. Artificers in my world were the result of an attempt to make gnome tech that everyone can use and that wont explode if there aren't enough gnomes around
Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier when I saw this absolute Looney Tunes truck attempting to transport an oversized mattress down the road with only a couple tiny bungee cords holding on for dear life, while it ballooned out behind the truck like a drag racing parachute:
Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!
i'd also like to add on: the japan foundation
the queer liberation library (US only, doesn't verify your location however) literature translation institute of korea
I'm sure it's been added a million times, but that's not how you spell Gutenberg. Here's the correct link to Project Gutenberg: https://www.gutenberg.org/

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Always remember that the EU did a study in 2013 about the effects of piracy on media publishers and found that there is no correlation between piracy and sales! (And then they tried to hide that study bc that's not the result they wanted)
So piracy is at worst not even a problem, and at best it's free advertisement.
Source: (the link to the actual study is in the article)
In 2013, the European Commission ordered a β¬360,000 ($430,000) study on how piracy affects sales of music, books, movies and games in the EU
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I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America
designs for a Transformers horror AU thing I was working on but shelved for the time being to work on my other main tf au project.
Thought I just shared these freaks without context. rest of the art and writing for this project prob not gonna be posted until/if I start working on it again.
Bonus little dude, he a part of a diagram explaining some lore but it doesn't make a ton of sense without knowing other lore from this AU I haven't shared.
matching tail squad

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look into local ordinances and such to see what the rules for installing a road sign is, because honestly looking at that one in this picture it appears to be placed illegally, to close to the actual roadway, which makes it a hazard, doubly so if it wasn't installed properly and inspected by whoever it is that has the job of inspecting this kind of thing.
this is the kind of thing where the asshole that files nuisance lawsuits over piddly little inconsequential ADA things or HOA Karens could actually use their powers for good,
I strongly advice against anyone bulk ordering overpowered unregulated laser pointers off ebay and frying the camera sensors with them. Definitely don't do that (without eye protection).
And face protection! Donβt forget to wear a mask of some kind when you DEFINITELY DO NOT DO THIS, do not show your face or post about it on social media that you have ABSOLUTELY NOT DONE THIS.