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I am completely sure that Hondo Ohnaka could be dropped into the ATLA universe and absolutely nothing would change. He would still try to kidnap the magic child, lose repeatedly, and insist the entire time that they were the very best of friends. The magic child would agree.
here have some more of those silly goobers it's on the house
potc + textposts part 15/?
and here is the rest of them
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Favourite scene
Can I go crazy for a bit in this gifset? Yes? Alright thank you sorry in advance.
So the little crumbs of Jack's inner feelings during this inspection always get me. Just look at that moment when Norrington takes the pistol and inspects it, Jack's immediate reaction is to reach out but he stops midway. Of course he cant, thats a navy officer; but also, he fact that that pistol just has ONE bullet. And Jack absolutely does not want to loose that bullet because thats his 10-year revenge plot right there-> see how he closes his fists and sort of shakes it slightly like reassuring himself. Thats a self-soothing gesture like... alright fine, is still there, still there we haven't lost it.
And then the compass bit. He is pursing his mouth, looking downward. He KNOWS how his compass works, so why does he look subtly ashamed here? Its not only because hes being inspected and put down by Norrington, is it? This is a man used to being underestimated and mocked. But somehow it hurts now because he's literally just done a good deed -> saved Elizabeth from drowning. And it sort of points to him being ashamed of his own foolishness maybe? Along the likes of "great idea, save the girl, you dumbass! This is what being nice gets us".
And then when Norrington moves to openly mocking him with the "I half expected it to be made of wood", he glares at him for a microsecond before he dawns the mask back on and starts using humour as a self defense mechanism.
I am unwell, thank you.
Forgetting your friend is both blind and a professional ragebaiter

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gimmick blogs are like Hello can I make your post stupid and unfunny and ruin the notifications of a post forever
i gimmick blog sono tipo Ciao posso rendere il tuo post stupido e non divertente e rovinare le notifiche di un post per sempre
gimmick blogs are like Hello can I make your post stupid and not funny and ruin the notifications of a post forever
an gimmick blogs iyo garo Musta pwede ko gibohon an saimong post na mayong nakakatuwang saka mayong maisipin saka sagkod raoton an notipikasiyons nin post
Hands you a lemon
Making your posts stupid and unfunny and ruining your notifications forever
He can't keep getting away with this
All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.
Time Change [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
Will Turner character ever I love him so much he's so fucking adorable it makes me sick he's like a sweet little baby deer who is also so reckless and impulsive and determined that the certified most chaotic man on earth has to constantly hold him back only to be out-schemed by him on multiple occasions, he's heroic to an utterly suicidal degree he fucking loves his wife so much he needs to be rescued by her while trying to rescue her like twice per movie AND he is also the ocean's specialist most favorite darling boy
cause she knows that itâd be tragic if those evil kaiju win i know she can beat them oh mako mori they donât believe me but you wonât let those kaiju defeat me
i just felt like drawing some mako sheâs the coolest

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Can you imagine Pirate King Elizabeth killing people on the high seas and her final words to them are âSay hello to my husbandâ
#the pirate queen kills you and you meet davy jones and heâs eagerly like âdid elizabeth have a message for me?!â #you flash back to your bewildered last moment #ââŚshe said jack is teaching your son to shootâ #'oh god noâ says davy jones
i canât talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didnât hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today
these 2 looks basically defined my sexuality and iâm not afraid to admit it
things pirates of the caribbean got right:
1. will and elizabethâs love story
2. elizabeth becoming pirate king
3. avoiding sexualizing elizabeth or the other female pirate characters in the first 3 films by allowing them to wear period-accurate pirate outfits that arenât tailored to be revealing and impractical for âsex appealâ just because theyâre women
4. hans zimmerâs entire score but especially the iconic âheâs a pirateâ main theme
5. When the movie came out, morally-gray characters like Jack were actually not really a thing yet in pop culture, and itâs not Piratesâ fault that there are a ton of stupid shitty copycats out there.
6. I run a corseting panel at cons and literally use Elizabethâs lace-up scene as a video clip of what historical corseting was actually like, because the only thing they got wrong in this scene is that tightlacing wouldnât be a thing for about another 200 years (and you couldnât tightlace with the corset style Elizabeth is wearing anyway). Itâs one of the most accurate corseting scenes Iâve ever seen.
7. Willâs hat.
8. That scene with all the pirates on the gallows where that little boy starts singing Hoist the Colours? Yeah, thatâs fucking legendary. The rest of AWE was kind of a trash fire, but that scene gave me goosebumps.
9. Thereâs this great shot in the first one where they really drive home the class differences inherent in this time period by having the governor talking about progress and civilization to Elizabeth in their carriage, and then they cut to a shot outside the carriage where a beggar gets splashed by mud from the wheel. Itâs a perfect way to underline that everything is not, in fact, a nice little upper-class fairytale, and to give some weight to Willâs storyline, because he has a lot more in common with that beggar than with the governor.
10. For its time, the CGI was fucking amazing.
11. And letâs not forget the work of the makeup department, which had to actually invent new ways of putting on makeup for this movie.
12. The governorâs death scene. Holy shit.
13. They could have gone with a Jack/Will/Elizabeth love triangle, but they didnât. There are some hints Jack is in love (or at least in lust) with Elizabeth, but he recognizes that she loves Will, and thatâs that.
14. Youâve got to admit that wedding was unique.
15. The introduction of fantasy elements to historical fiction outside of Tolkein-esque fantasy, and how it contributed to and expanded the Fantasy Media boom weâre still enjoying today.
Okay but consider this- Elizabeth Swann. Sheâs a pirate nerd from the beginning. Sheâs fascinated. And by the time the Black Pearl blasts Port Royal she knows enough to defend herself- first with the iron, then with the Code. That nerd studied pirate law enough to quote it.
And not just pirates. Presumably sheâs been on a ship once- when she comes over from England. But nope no piracy wasnât enough for this kid no she did some intense studying of sailing too because why not. So when theyâre being chased down whoâs coming up with all these nautical maneuvers? Elizabeth fucking Swann, sea nerd extraordinaire.
Fast forward and sheâs not just a nerd anymore. And she isnât a pirate, either. Sheâs the Pirate King, doing battle with Davy Jones and the entire British navy, with every Pirate Lord and their crews behind her. No more improvised weapons, no more parlay- she commands every black heart that ever set sail. And then her bae becomes ferryman for every soul lost at sea.
So then what? Everyone just goes back to what they were doing? And Elizabeth just goes home to make a quiet life for herself as a single mum? From studious sea nerd to Pirate King and now suddenly sheâs happier at home, waiting for Will?
Give me an epilogue where Elizabeth has her fatherâs estate and enough gold to keep her comfortable for a lifetime, but instead travels the world, her son at her side. Adventuring and exploring, in and out of the law. Tell me she calls up Calypso for tea from time to time and they talk about uncharted lands and the price of sugar. Tell me in some ports sheâs recognized as the daughter of Governor Swann and wined and dined. Tell me in some ports sheâs recognized as the Pirate King and gets barrels rum on the house.
Tell me even honest sailors whisper stories of the mysterious and elusive Pirate King, who rarely strikes at all but then vanishes for years at a time.
Tell me Elizabeth spends time aboard the Flying Dutchman, so she can be with her husband, and her son can be with his father and grandfather. Imagine young William learns to sail on his fatherâs journeys to and from the land of the dead. And when he finally captains his own ship, heâs learned to be both a respectable gentleman and a good pirate.
Imagine Elizabeth spending her life on the sea, sometimes with Will and sometimes not, with a wind from Calypso always in her sails, adventuring enough for lifetimes as a part-time well bred lady, part-time Pirate King.
#she terrifies men because she forces them into their true shapes #she is the sea there is no room for pretense in her #she will not allow anyone to render her less than what she is #she will not allow others to be anything than what they are #barbossa is a corpse and davy jones is nothing more than shell and bone and ruin dredged up from the ocean floor #âcalypsoâ is greek for âto conceal to hideâ and that is her root#she is the truth waiting to devour you from beneath
Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids.
Mermaid, seeing a bald pirate: Zero threatâŚ! Mermaid, seeing a hairy, bearded pirate: If I get too close their face tentacles will eat meâŚ!
Most mermaids only grow short beards as not to scare baby mermaids (longer beards look like the tentacled mouths of hungry squids and octopuses).
Pirates use this innate fear to their advantage to protect themselves from mermaids, hence the iconic beards and hat:
I like how this is presented as factual information
I actually figured that a mermaidâs hair was an extremely specialized first dorsal fin.
If you look at the structure of a fin, it actually separates into sections. In some fish, these sections can get extra long, in the form of stiff spines or soft, flexible rays. You can see this most prominently in species like the lionfish:
Itâs entirely possible that these structures could become longer and thinner over time and come to resemble a human hair, at least from a distance.
This opens up interesting possibilities such as:
Poisonous hair
Flaring out the hair-spines to scare off predators
Mating displays involving aggressive hair flipping
A period in mermaid history where mohawks were all the rage

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#pirates of the caribbean was kind of a formative influence #so hereâs the thing #after years of chasing curses and hearts and fountains; losing the pearl and winning her back and losing her again #after rum enough to drown his sins and sorrows both#captain jack sparrow wakes up one morning and heâs immortal #just like that #no deals with calypso (he hasnât been able to find her since the brethren court broke her chains) no desperate double-dealing #one morning he justâŚstops #stops aging stops dying #he gets the seas foreverâexcept #except #the edges of the map are closing in #the lure of undiscovered treasures is waning and merchant ships are becoming better defended #the day that the East India Company takes Shipwreck Island; Jack feels a great chapter in the worldâs history close #(he flees to the Barbary coast with the rest of his ilk; but the romance has gone out of itâthe is too much desperation #too much hunger too much blood to it nowadays #the age of the swashbuckler wonât live out the decade) #I imagine this thing heâs chased all his life would crumble through his hands as he bounced from ship to ship #he never gets used to the square rigging on the clippers; though they lead to some good work running tea from china #but the first time he sees a steamship he nearly walks off the dock out of shock #of all the ways sailing would have changed; who thought youâd get rid of the /sails/ #(he swears heâs never getting on one of those monstrosities; let alone sailing on one) #(he manages to hold out until 1893 when the longing for the sea overwhelms him and he decides that even #that ghastly smog and the humming of the engines can be endured) #sometimes heâll see calypso out of the corner of his eyeâleaning on the deck railing; darting alongside the ship with the dolphins #(someone in the early 20th century tells him theyâre not fish and he nearly busts a gut laughing) #he wears a hundred names and a hundred looks; cuts his hair short or grows it long #calls himself american; spanish; english (british); caribbean #he has two dozen different copies of Stevensonâs Treasure Islandâit reminds him of something gone and half-forgotten #and in 1920 when Seitz comes out with Pirate Gold; Captain Jack Sparrow is in the first row (x)
And then in the future, everything changes. Heâs been through it all, of course-watched humanity rediscover the heavens above them, watched them begin to wonder whatâs out there. He cheered with the rest of the world when they landed on the moon, cheered as if heâd found Isla de la Muerta all over again, because there was something new. New treasure, a new horizon. But then they stop going, stop exploring, and he goes back to riding tankers across the rising seas. So heâs surprised when one day he wakes up from a night with his bottle of rum (his truest companion), and hears that thereâs colonies on Mars now, and they need ships to supply them. He spends the next decade crafting new identities, learning all he can to qualify for the job, and after several tries (and even more faked deaths-this immortality thing isnât all itâs cracked up to be in the age of the inerasable digital self) he gets it. The ships go nearly constantly now, the needs of the terraforming project creating an unbroken line of vessels from Mars to Earth and back again. âShow me that horizon,â he whispers to himself, his personal prayer of thanksgiving, each time they leave orbit, because the worlds, the stars are in motion and itâs never the same, with nearly three years for a round trip the ports are always different, even if they keep the old names. And finally one trip something goes wrong with the reactor, theyâre too low on power and have to deploy the backups, and Jack (Lucky Jack, they call him, for he survives too many things he shouldnât but science has yet to accept that maybe some things werenât old wivesâ tales after all) goes out for the spacewalk to bring up the solar panels. And as they rise, geometric patterns black against the sunâs glare, heâs struck by a powerful sense of dĂŠjĂ vu, because itâs all here-wind and sails, a ship beneath his feet and stars above his head, horizon in all directions. He wonders, for a moment, if the reason heâs still here is because the universe wanted a witness, to mourn the end of one age of exploration, and rejoice in the birth of the next.
Thank you for writing this. It made me cry, but oh I am so relieved to see the yearning for the stars.
That shouldnât have given me as many feels as it didâŚÂ
Iâm actually crying a littleâŚ.