innit? :}

i have a suggestion!!!

really humiliating trying to write horror like they went into the creepy house and there was a creepy ghost and the creepy guy with a creepy knife and everything was very creepy are you scared yet and thats like literally not how suspense and tension actually work but like all u can do is say well maybe something else was creepy?

worst feeling on earth is when something connected to a character you're obsessed with is like. not good. your blorbo's favorite band is actually a little ass. their favorite soda is dog shit. the movie that inspired the show that ruined your life is just kind of like... mediocre

dont get me fucking started girl -_- i requested a review. im too tired to do much else

when i was a kid i only had lasting friendships with the kids who wanted to be animals with me; when i was a teen i only had lasting friendships with the teens who wanted to make anime crossover OCs with me; my first partner was met via theater and all of my subsequent partners were met first via world of warcraft roleplay. apparently the only way to bond with me is through playing pretend.

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

^^^

i think my fundamental issue with "you need to stop exclusively watching shows for children" as a piece of snarky internet advice, is that something being "for children" is so vague and arbitrary, that it's often used to describe anything from actual shows for preschoolers to genre fiction aimed at adults that op thinks lacks real artistic value.

people gotta start making characters with unibrows. and like. not for the sake of being a joke or as another thing to tell you this character is disgusting and ugly. im tired of there being like barely any characters with a unibrow whos character archetype isnt "ugly joke character with a unibrow" and nothing else.

women with beards get behind me, I won't let the world destroy you the way it craves to, it doesn't deserve your misery but instead should tremble at the sight of your defiant, unadulterated joy also you are so fucking beautiful oh my god

every single person who goes "um yeah except (type of bug) they should all be eradicated" on a post speaking fondly of bugs is getting megablocked by me. why are you people like this!!!!!! it's free to say nothing! you are not contributing anything of importance to the conversation! you are now BANNED from enjoying my funny posts