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Mario and me wear matching shoes because we care about each other.

oh my fucking god this is adorable!!!!!!! ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾

daughter of sappho got fucking banned. She wasn't banned when i sent that post to my mom 5hours ago. fucking hate this

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney