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I do the throw the phone thing, but I also set a 20second timer before doing it

*bunny hops in circles around the noobs*

This reminds me of one of my favorite moments from the 2020 protests. We had a smaller group marching together through downtown, around 50-100+ people, not the main column that had been together for most of the day. Night was falling, and people were feeling a little more daring, so the people around me were up for the trouble. I had seen two cops standing on the road in the direction we were all walking, so I go over to a few of the guys I knew were down, and said follow me, we go up on the sidewalk, breaking off from the group but still in a line, so we get behind them, and then suddenly, they're surrounded. The rest of the group saw us get behind them, and were pretty quick to complete the circle. The fear I saw in those cops when they realized they were surrounded brings joy to my heart even now. We were never going to do anything more, but to surround them and remind them they're outnumbered made me realize firsthand the power of the people. We kept up the circle for a few minutes, but eventually, backup came, and they were forming a circle around us, so we gave it up before we could get trapped. But man, just to know that strangers can rally together, that we can find openings, that we can beat them. That's the feeling I wish everyone could have, to see that these pigs are scared. If you stand up to them, you'll see the fear in their eyes. And you'll know that we will win.

Nature is healing

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

my writing gland is purple and swollen

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

Lincoln Lincoln

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.

what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors