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Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).

While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.

vanshira

did you write this notice for the belugas or

13faeinapenguinsuit

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

#im sorry radical saturday but that last sentence destroyed me #shopping ref #writing ref #art ref #cute things #dad jokes #genders #life ref #sorry as the pinned post it gets my frequent tags bc i cant use the fucking search feature #bc it doesnt work smfh

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herasushi

irisssss irisss irissssssss iris from the murderbot diaries (im sorry i wont finish this one)

vronoch

ive been really into the murderbot diaries lately….

yearofdoodles

It is NOT escaping the third mom allegations 🚫

Thank you to @securityunit-ese for the excellent prompt and to @emily-e-draws for making me want to immediately draw mb at the rainforest cafe when I saw your art 💖

#platform decay #pd spoilers

princesssokphanny

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

kedreeva

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

leebrontide

Happy Pride month to the moon

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sup-its-cat

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

notes-and-violets

I had to xD

gregtom

k-simplex-deactivated20241001

Happy Pride

daily-betas

ready for a fancy gay night out

paperpatchnotes

Lol full comic 😅 I feel like I've seen enough fanart now to know we all thought this scene was amazing

(side note - credit to yuner0523 for their very good visualization of pings and the feed that i def used)

roconize

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

ravioliet

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codecicle-archive

queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

codecicle-archive

"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!

codecicle-archive

maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about

codecicle-archive

muting my notifs for this post but i need to acknowledge this first. My favorite tags fr 🙏

toppleovrd

Windows Xp Tourmaline Eridian!

roomsbythesee

Sungka - Vicente Manansala

valtsv

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

valtsv

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

fairycosmos

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

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bedupolker

you identify with the mighty wolf because you crave the power and dignity of an apex predator. I identify with the mighty wolf because I too have wandered alone aimlessly around los angeles and Sequoia national park and failed to find a mate. We are not the same.

sunny-sourzii

They make me sick btw

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