I'm Attention Deficit in High Definition

i love paintings that look as if they have ghosts in them

[image description: art in the style of an ancient Greek terracotta urn. Spock overpowers Kirk with a wrestling hold, pinning Kirk to the ground with an arm behind his back. There are broken pillars in the background and the Enterprise is in the sky. Text at the bottom of the picture says "Amok Time"]

ACTUALLY FUCKING THO

#the bioessentialism is gross and inescapable#‘oh i’m just not comfortable around this person bc i don’t know them!’#is that it? or is it that they’re masculine presenting and you only think of non-binary people as girl lite

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder