the hero transcends logic

living by my awesome sword #mysword

wait they're telling me theres another cool thing I have to do by the sword now

Are You Fucking Kidding Me.

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

say what you like about him but i have a lot of respect for luo binghe’s courtship methods. like he tried the “look what you’re missing out on” approach okay, he gave it a fair go. “look how cool and hot and powerful i am” is a straight up classic and he had it nailed down, he had his evil sword and dramatic poses to strike, he was locked tf in. but then when that failed to work he pivoted like a champion, going from his sexy badass persona to full-on sad kitten out in the rain, and i don’t think he gets enough credit for that. he is a grownass demonic emperor with subjects and presumably a lot of enemies looking for weakness, and yet he has fully committed to the untried and extremely specific “warbling baby bird” approach to wooing shen qingqiu. he is wailing and clinging to the best of his exceptional ability, all dignity abandoned, to get his man. that’s dedication.

I can be your monkey. And this can be our circus