the hero transcends logic

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

dio brando would be so much happier if he was in vampire the masquerade instead of jojo's bizarre adventure

he wants to be doing ruthless vampire politics so bad but he's getting punched to death by a guy with Powers instead

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

one thing u gotta know about me is im the movie man. im the movie man. movies georg. im asking you about so many movies . im watching so many movies. WE’RE watching so many movies. take my hand im the movie man we’re going to the movie dimension

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest