Anti-Life Pseudo-Mystic of Demiurgic Suffering

the needler is not a "little brother weapon" actually it has an important tactical niche that takes a surprising amount of skill and it has the glowing spikes too

stop telling me to pick up the energy pistol I don't like the energy pistol

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

coming around to the opinion that all humor is inherently cruel

This is like 80% true imo

and you know what's among the 20% that isn't? 💨

Would you like a delicious slice of wedding cake or one yucky pile

it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

everybody's living in the past to some extent, but its best practice to try and live at most a couple years in the past rather than decades

if you try and play cards right you might even be able live as little as a couple months in the past even

hello everyone lets all take a moment to recalibrate ourselves wrt to how far in the past we're living

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.