Anti-Life Pseudo-Mystic of Suffering Unending

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

Now Hiring: macrophages

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extremely funny to hear a youtuber say that data centers are inherently evil. how do you think the world works

like do you think the storage space for the like the gargantuan amount of video uploaded to youtube every single hour comes from nowhere

one inch nails: i want to fuck you like .111111... of an animal

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

she always looks like shes squinting, so i thought she could use glasses

i genuinely love it when people with no knowledge of technology more complicatsd than a pulley system try to diagnose or speculate about tech problems because the ways they’re wrong reveal that they think all technology is basically magic

the security system at my work is on the fritz and one of my coworkers told me “i bet it’s the switches! the Nintendo! it’s always giving us problems”

Some music is just only capable of being written and performed by a bald person

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

even like just laying down and daydreaming, or thinking and planning future projects in your head, that requires some amount of mental energy and many people do not have that much energy. if you've never felt such a lack of energy then I envy you