Anti-Life Pseudo-Mystic of Demiurgic Suffering

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

hop on sporcle geography quizzes

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is