Anti-Life Pseudo-Mystic of Demiurgic Suffering

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

the Iliad and Odyssey are not historically accurate depictions of mycenaean greece in the bronze age. they didnt preserve a cultural memory of a past civilization in the oral tradition, they were projecting their own life and times onto the ruins of bronze age cities that were still visible during their own times. thats also why they "knew" where "troy" was, because they had already built a small colony in the ruins around the time the Iliad was written.

and the Iliad and Odyssey arent technically historically accurate depictions of the iron age, either, despite being written during that time period, because they are works of fiction being told by people who are trying to tell a good story. also the Odyssey poet doesnt even get the damned geography of the peloponnese correct! probably he'd never even been there.

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and for normal people that's probably true

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chordata (vertebrates and close relatives)

pictured species: Oscaecilia ochrocephala, Thetys vagina

vs

annelida (worms)

pictured species: Bonellia viridis, Spirobranchus giganteus

tardigrada (water bears, moss piglets)

pictured species: Florarctus sp., Isohypibius malawiensis (this isn't a very diverse phylum)

vs

platyhelminthes (flatworms)

pictured species: Platydemus manokwari, Plagiostomum vittatum (this one is actually very diverse but they still mostly just look like worms)

cnidaria (jellyfish, corals, sea anemones, etc)

pictured species: Hippopodius hippopus, Myxobolus cerebralis

vs

mollusca (snails, squid, clams, etc)

pictured species: Phylliroe bucephala, Epimenia verrucosa

arthropoda (crustaceans, bugs, etc)

pictured species: Chthamalus stellatus, Dendrogaster sp.

vs

echinodermata (starfish, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, etc)

pictured species: Scotoplanes globosa, Pelagothuria natatrix