living in yr puter

(flirting) i could be your problem

people say harebrained is an insult but. ! have you considered the hare is actually doing a reallu really good job atbeing your brain ?

thats right

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

oh yeah rice cooker get that hot steam aaaaaalll over those wooden cabinets oh yeah my little steam slut

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

Going no contact with yourself

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck