When the schemes are gay and sinister

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When the schemes are gay and sinister

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Excerpts for the poll, since I imagine those are more meaningful for some than summaries:
Five Times Huntr/x Saw Celine's Composure Crack (and one time she was honest)
Their Paths Were Set Before They Knew Us
Honmoon (hʊnˈmuːn); noun.
Road Trip Through Hell (working title)
Collected Correspondence, 9:41-9:43 Dragon
Hard Launch
Welp I am now aware that I have not published to A03 in nine years apparently, which is even worse than the six years that elapsed before the last time, so I am going to buckle down and actually put up a new fic this week so I don't hit the decade mark.
But I require motivation! So, a poll. Out of the six things I have worked on most recently:
What should Blue get at least a chapter of on A03?
Five Times Huntr/x Saw Celine's Composure Crack (and one time she was honest)
Their Paths Were Set Before They Knew Us
Honmoon (hʊnˈmuːn); noun.
Road Trip Through Hell
Collected Correspondence, 9:41-9:43 Dragon
Hard Launch
summaries of the options under the cut, or snippets here:
In continuation of this drawing showing Siuan's hair going white from shock after her stilling, I wanted to draw and reflect on women and violence in fiction, and letting brutality and age and survival mark their skin rather than enshrining their youth in death and memories.
Writing Patterns Tag Game
Rules: List the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there’s a pattern! Tagged by @secondtolastrow (ty friend)
Uh posted let me see, that means... two tiny dream to nightmare sideposts and a little Harrierverse sting and then we jump back about a decade. And then almost another decade. I should... do something about that.
Miyeong is cross-legged on the floor, face-down on the coffee table when Sunmi finds her.
It goes like this:
Steph was barely through the door when Dinah pounced on her, sweeping her off the ground in a rib-cracking hug.
After it was all over, the Daxamites gone, Lena and Mon-El safe and Lillian and Henshaw vanished again to whatever dark corner they called home, Kara, feeling an odd, restless sense of some kind of lacking closure, took to the sky to make a few spiraling laps around the city before she called it a night.
It hadn't exactly been a fight, that she'd had with Alex on Valentine's Day, but it still hung over her with a dull, heavy pressure that stopped up her throat and jammed her fingers whenever she managed to queue up Alex's number on her phone.
Kara heard Alex on the stairs, of course, but her sister didn't say anything at first.
It had been a long morning, and the markedly inferior Ms Tessmacher could not provide a hot cup of coffee to save her life (and if it weren't for Kara, she would probably have tested that by now); that was Cat's definitive reason for not noticing until she was halfway into her office that she wasn't alone.
Kasumi knew three things about Tali'Zorah before they first met.
At the end of the second summer of Urdnot Wrex's life, she kills a thresher maw.
Isabela can't breathe.
Okay well, I love a run-on sentence, but we knew that. (And I only write about women but we knew that too, lmao poor Wrex.)
I think the big trend I'm seeing, though, is a preference for action. Either something is already happening, or something's beginning or shifting; someone is joining the scene, someone is making a decision. If the shift needs context, well, that's what insanely long sentences are for, apparently.
no-pressure tags: @ladyloveandjustice, @mr-jaybird, @sisterdomina, anyone else who wants to play (really really. you can see this and be like "blue tagged me" and @ me and everything, I'll own it 100%).

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Blood cult au part fourteen (Lord have mercy) (first, most recent, masterpost)
Currently: our crew is hiding out in Miyeong’s apartment while trying to track some wraiths and prepare for battle—Minji and Celine making lunch, Miyeong and Zoey doing a Heist TM of Zoey’s belongings, and Rumi and Mira stealing some of Mira’s mother’s books. Unfortunately, on the way out, they’ve been stopped by someone who seems to have business with Mira.
When Rumi rips Park's hand off Mira's wrist, Mira has four conflicting thoughts in very quick succession.
First is that she's glad she didn't try to talk Rumi out of bringing the sword, after all.
Second is that that's a stupid thing to think, because these aren't supernatural horrors in a dark alley, they're human assholes in the middle of the hall in the heart of the Kang chaebol empire, and she can't actually just sic Rumi on these guys, that's not how the world works.
Third is that, wait a minute. That's exactly how the world works, Park's goons literally have guns, is the entire point and purpose of this confrontation not the threat of physical violence if she doesn't comply?
Fourth is that Park's goons literally have guns, thanks so much for that, Kunwoo-sachon, you unbearable twit (and Abeoji had rolled his eyes, too, had said "what are we, some classless Yakuza outfit or silly posturing Americans?" but he'd still signed off on the KNPA bribe, hadn't he), and as much as Rumi is a badass, she probably has no idea what a gun even is and that's maybe not the best position to be trying to fight people with them from.
So Mira puts on her slickest, most dangerous voice, the one she and Jaeho used to practice with each other, snickering, hiding out from Abeoji's parties on roofs and in coatrooms and behind kitchens, and tries to talk the men's hands off their weapons.
"A moment, Rumi," calm, like she's totally in control here. "I'm sure Park-ssi meant no insult," and just a hint of contempt, for that, like she's doing him a kindness, letting him pretend he wouldn't be fool enough to act above his place. "He is a longtime employee of my family, and there's no reason for a simple conversation with such a reliable friend to escalate to anything unpleasant."
She can't quite tell if the intimidation hits, but Park does say, carefully, "... of course. I apologize for my... enthusiasm," apparently at least willing to see where she's going, now that she's not trying to leave.
"Mira," murmurs Rumi, letting go of Park but still very pointedly standing between her and the men. "We should not linger here."
She can hear it, the hope behind the words, the desire to fix this for Mira, to keep her safe, like her presence alone isn't the only reason Mira is still upright and not screaming. Mira reaches out, mostly invisible to the men behind Rumi's broad shoulders, and brushes her hand briefly against the small of Rumi's back, the most reassurance she can afford.
Her words, she keeps directing at Park. "We unfortunately have obligations of our own. However, I respect your concern for the company and its affairs. It's especially important, now, with so much of the family... unavailable to provide their opinions."
Park's eyes narrow, to Mira's immense satisfaction. Serves him right for trying to make threatening veiled insinuations to a Kang, like her family didn't basically invent the practice.
"With that in mind, I'm sure I can find time for you tomorrow, or the day after, if you wish to arrange a more formal meeting. But at the moment, I'm afraid I have other messes to clean up. So, if you will stand aside."
She channels her mother at her most imperious, her father at his most arrogant, puts every last millimeter of her height and every iota of contempt for this company that she has ever felt into staring down her nose at Park, and prays it will take.
Parenting in the 80's Part 1 with Jenn Marsala
The single funniest Minthara moment in BG3 for me was when I was in a boss fight and she declared, “Lee la loo!” and strode authoritatively toward the boss only to immediately eat shit on some nearby ice.
I had never heard her say it before and I guess it’s some kind of Lolth drow warcry, but hearing nonsense sounds in her very serious voice only for her turn to instantly end was hilarious and confusing.
Like the turn order moved away from her so fast that I didn’t even understand what had happened until I saw her laying in a puddle presumably more embarrassed than she’s ever been in her life.
She says "L'il alurl" which would translate to "the best" and you're right that it's a drow war cry, as Viconia says the same thing in bg2 in combat.
What this means is it can also be seen as Minthy saying "im the best >:)" then immedietely eating shit on ice
all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!
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when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me
Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid
And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

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Suddenly thinking of 1989’s The Little Mermaid and you know what, give Eric some props here because he had the weirdest fucking hour of his life—
Wakes up from hypnosis where he was about to marry a woman he’s never seen before with his mystery girl’s voice, the instant he wakes up then the cute girl he’s actually fallen in love with now has that voice. Then she drops to the floor and has a fish tail, and then the first girl is suddenly cackling “too late!” and bursting out of her skin. So it turns out she’s actually an octopus woman who drags herself over to the real mystery girl - who’s a mermaid?! They’re real?! - and taking her back into the ocean. And Eric has no idea what’s going on here but okay, one of these women is clearly evil and he needs to go after his mystery girl.
And all of this happens/he realizes what he has to do within like, a single minute.
Prior to this he was just living out a sweet romance after having a Meet Cute with a shipwrecked girl, but okay, guess he’s involved in whatever the fuck this is. Acting first, questioning later.
And this is all before the kaiju attacks.
And let's also remember that Eric is one of the few Disney heroes who actively, deliberately murdered the villain.
He went "Okay then" and killed.
I would say killed the villain, not murdered. Murder implies that it was premeditated and out of malice. Eric was defending his girlfriend's life while Ursula was attempting to murder her. He was well and fully justified in his actions.
In legal terms, 1st degree murder is any murder that is premeditated, even if the premeditation was only for a minute. 2nd degree murder involves no premeditation but resulting in a deliberate action to cause harm. 3rd degree/manslaughter is purely accidentally and/or a result of gross negligence.
With this in mind, it's safe to say that Eric did murder Ursula, as he deliberately steered the ship to impale her with the bowsprit, but would be pardoned on account that he was defending the life of another (Ariel).
THIS IS ALSO TRUE.
Eric has a lot going for him. As others have noted, as well as all the above, from the outset he's shown to be a hard worker, rather than a pampered prince, he works alongside his crew, earning their respect. He does everything he can do to protect them when they are in trouble, and going back into a burning ship to save his (adorable) dog
super disorganized stream-of-consciousness ramble but ive been thinking lately about how we dont really ever see the jedi council being a huge punitive authority figure (at least outside of wartime) when it comes to internal jedi life stuff, despite some of the more typical fandom portrayal. also extremely long and probably doesnt make any sense
now this is not to say that they're not an authority at all, obviously they're highly respected, their word is important people generally want to do what they ask and listen to them. but most of the time when we see the council outright say "dont do that" its usually (though not always) a situation where doing "that" can jeopardize a political situation outside of the jedi order. but when it comes to internal stuff- who takes what padawan, who does what jobs in the temple, where someone goes on a meditation trip, etc- they're very hands-off, offering advice and suggestion but rarely if ever mandate.
the only internal thing they really have control over is final say on a padawan taking their trials. but in most cases they seem to just defer to their master. but generally, individual council members may offer opinions or advice on these things to their fellow jedi, but the council as an entity doesn't make a habit of enforcing anything if no one is getting hurt or brazenly violating the code.
the biggest counter-example to this people would bring up of course is qui-gon wanting to train anakin and the council says no, but even that pushback is somewhat limited and more of a "we'll talk about this later." and when obi-wan says he is going to train anakin, the council's objection is made clear but ultimately they let him do it, because obi-wan is an adult and a knight and they are simply not interested in exercising that kind of control! we even see jedi like yoda and mace helping and supporting anakin's training because they respect obi-wan's decision and anakin's wishes even if they disagree!
i mean even when its an external thing, half the time when they assign someone a mission they explicitly offer a way out if they dont want it, and even when they dont its still basically always framed more as a request than a mandate. we dont really see jedi turn down missions often (bc there would be no story if they did lol) but there is nothing we know about the jedi to suggest there's a punishment to saying no. when jedi do turn down assignments of any kind the council, even if they're displeased doesn't usually even push the issue much (again- as an entity, an individual jedi may). we also know (especially from high republic stories) that if a jedi comes across a problem on their own in the wild, the council will offer advice if asked but generally they trust the jedi in the satellite temples and travelling jedi to use their best judgement. the exception to that of course is during wartime (nihil conflict, the clone wars), but even then its always a temporary thing.
Registering a blasphemous violation of the laws of the Omnissiah.
I have this little headcanon, that Viola's vox augment allows her to speak binharic to admechs, albeit, in a very broken and not grammatically correct way and, quote, "with an atrocious accent".
If anyone is wondering, yes, the binary code does translate into text :)
Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

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two of my trans friends from the US who applied for and got refugee status in canada have informational PDFs they wanted me to share for anyone interested in applying for refugee status as well, since there's been a lot of misinformation around online suggesting it's an impossibility. it's not effortless and they've had to work with a lawyer, but 245 people from the US successfully got refugee status last year, which was an increase from the year before.
i can put ppl in contact with said refugee friends and or answer questions through them to the best of my ability, but the basics they wanted me to pass around are the claims process flowchart and the refugee claim orientation guide. (please let me know if either link isnt functioning) and the general info that you're more likely to get approved working with a lawyer in your province of choice and slowly building a case than doing an at border crossing application.
i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.
well damn . egg on my face
THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself
I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.
I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.
I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.
29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)
but I did the in person practical shit at school.
the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.
so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.
Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.