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haha that's a nice starry-eyed ambition you've got there buddy. sure hope the narrative doesn't warp it into something ruthless and all-consuming

Star Wars fandom will tell you that Anidala destroyed a millennia old galactic state by having lots of sex and expects you be anything but impressed.

#alternately: DAMN how weak is the millennia old galactic state that just a couple of young adults having sex could bring it down?! (my tags because i stand by them)

darth vader, age 23, unsure how to make friends now that his old ones are mostly dead, falls back on the one trick he knows is guaranteed to get social approval: stealing fruit with the force. a roomful of imperial officers watch in terror and moderate annoyance as their snacks float away just as they were about to take a bite. when this fails to get universal acclaim, the weird guy who may or may not be their boss (no one is sure what his job is) crushes all the space pears in a fit of rage, then storms out and crashes a ship to calm down

sad there’s no force ghost padme because imagine the haterism. her and force ghost obi-wan sitting together in awkward silence in the afterlife not talking to each other because with her last breath she told him anakin could be saved and during that entire conversation he was nodding along “listening” while knowingly letting that boy cook the entire time…i just know she was mad

in canon you get like special force knowledge when you become a ghost. so like. can you fucking imagine her dying and like 0 seconds later waking up and immediately knowing what was going down that entire conversation LFMAO

for completely unserious analysis, i could see qui-gon being really into essential oils, which leads to obi-wan (formerly dismissive, but regretting it in his grief) getting really into essential oils, which leads to darth vader having an essential oil diffuser inside his mask so he can constantly inhale a blend of scents meant to boost his focus + mental clarity + rage + aggression

im starting a foundation to introduce underprivileged children to forbidden techniques

jangeaux fett