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toto: i love both my children equally! kimi antonelli and [looks at smudged writing on hand] greg rusty

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

this summer let’s make “founded an aquarium together” AUs as ubiquitous as high schools and coffee shops

literally every combination of characters can be examined through the lens of trying to catch a really slippery escaped seal

you know that post about characters that try to solve every narrative challenge with a self-sacrificing suicide. well what's great about ilya is that he's not even in a genre where that's a reasonable solution. like it makes sense in buffy. it does not make sense in hockey games. but does he let that stop him?? no he has the CONVICTION of his beliefs. ilya captain voice alright boys listen up i know we're down by 2 but we can still win this cup. if i disembowel myself on the ice-- (the entire team groans in unison)

haha that's a nice starry-eyed ambition you've got there buddy. sure hope the narrative doesn't warp it into something ruthless and all-consuming

Star Wars fandom will tell you that Anidala destroyed a millennia old galactic state by having lots of sex and expects you be anything but impressed.

#alternately: DAMN how weak is the millennia old galactic state that just a couple of young adults having sex could bring it down?! (my tags because i stand by them)