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they fell in love in a glue trap

actually palpatine is so fucking funny. like his backstory is literally Politican Even More Evil Than Previously Thought he doesnt have like a tragic upbringing he wasnt raised by like a cult or anything hes just a rich dude from naboo who decided to be the most evil guy ever for kicks

honestly i don’t think padmé was on birth control at any point in that relationship

they're arguing about books vs fanfiction on twitter so i will boldly state my opinion: both are bad (written word inherently evil) except my one mutual's fanfiction that's caused multiple divorces

This is why I only indulge in fanmiming.

and that’s why I respect and cherish you

there’s something about the total sacrifice of individuality in the naboo monarchy (padmé and the handmaidens giving up names, faces, lives) that makes me think the (former) queen’s body is technically property of the state and padmé’s family were legally prohibited from having any say in her burial

How To Sort AO3 Fics To Find Stories That Say Something Meaningful Using Understated Yet Compelling Prose

does anyone else feel like we need to raise the standard for writing quality across all mediums like right now

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.