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it is funny that the climatic moment of the first six star wars movies hinges on luke cutting off vaders hand and going…wait…..i’ve become just like him….the cycle stops now…..meanwhile there’s his mentor spiders kenobi who cuts off 1000 limbs a day and dgaf. i’m not saying obi wan is evil but u have to admit that’s funny

so if anakin lost one forearm, one whole arm, and two legs at the knees that’s only like 20.6% of his total body weight (source) which means the “more machine than man” thing isn’t even accurate. besides being rude!

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

toto: i love both my children equally! kimi antonelli and [looks at smudged writing on hand] greg rusty

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

this summer let’s make “founded an aquarium together” AUs as ubiquitous as high schools and coffee shops

literally every combination of characters can be examined through the lens of trying to catch a really slippery escaped seal

you know that post about characters that try to solve every narrative challenge with a self-sacrificing suicide. well what's great about ilya is that he's not even in a genre where that's a reasonable solution. like it makes sense in buffy. it does not make sense in hockey games. but does he let that stop him?? no he has the CONVICTION of his beliefs. ilya captain voice alright boys listen up i know we're down by 2 but we can still win this cup. if i disembowel myself on the ice-- (the entire team groans in unison)