Silmarillion characters as Lana Del Rey songs I think they'd be hyperfixated with PT. 1
Mairon/Annatar: Gods And Monsters
"In the land of Gods and Monsters
I was an angel looking to get fucked hard"
You got that medicine I need
Dope, shoot it up, straight to the heart, please
I don't really wanna know what's good for me
God's dead, I said, "Baby, that's alright with me""
"You roll like thunder, you're tryna catch that wind
That lightning in the bottle, that moonbeam in your hand
Honey, if you're on fire, you're on fire
I just KNOW she would've had this on rotation while directing her middle finger to the East.
You said if you could have your way
You'd make it nighttime all today
So it'd suit the mood with your soul
Life is beautiful but you don't have a clue"
Ëol thinks he's deep. He's just a lil' bitch. And a fucking rapist.
That it's not fashionable to love me
Cause, truly, there's nobody for you but me"
The history of violence that surrounds you
There's nothing to lose now that I've found you"
There are violets in your eyes
There are guns that blaze around you
There are roses in between my thighs
It's no wonder every man in town
Had neither fought nor found you"
The whole song is so Russingon coded it hurts.
Caranthir: In My Feelings
"Get that cigarette smoke out of my face
You've been wasting my time
While you're taking what's mine, while you know what you're doing
Talk that talk, well, now they all know your name
And there's no coming back from the place that you came
'Cause you got me in my feelings"
Lmao. Poor Angrod. I'm just imagining Moryo brooding and murmuring "narc" every time he thinks about him.
"It took 13 Beaches to find one empty
And let your memory dance
In the ballroom of my mind"
The fact that I can't deal
"Blue hydrangea, cold cash divine
Cashmere, cologne, and white sunshine
Red racing cars, Sunset and Vine
The kids were young and pretty
Those summer nights seem long ago
But if you send for me, you know I'll come
And if you call for me, you know I'll run
I'll run to you, I'll run to you
I'll come to you, I'll come to you
Will you still love me when I shine
From words but not from beauty?"
I'll have you know I'm crying right now.
Fingon (again): Wildflower Wildfire
"Not to turn into a wildfire
With only my smile and nothing that hurts
Baby, I run like a wildflower
I live on sheer willpower
I promise that nothing will burn you
Nothing will burn, burn, burn, burn
Like the others baby, burns, burns, burns"
He doesn't keep the promise :(