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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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My askbox is now open. If it eats your ask then it will not get answered.
Also, if you send me anonymous hate, your ask will not be published. Why? I don't respect your opinion, or the opinion of anyone who sends anon hate on this website. Tough shit.
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OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
this video sounds like arceus
Horrible! I’m reblogging it
was like “shame I’ll have to wait until thursday to reblog this” then I was like “WAIT!!”
what is this from
the titanic
I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS
For all who celebrate man’s hubris!
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
this video sounds like arceus
Horrible! I’m reblogging it
was like “shame I’ll have to wait until thursday to reblog this” then I was like “WAIT!!”
@whalesharkcat
it’s o u t o f t o u c h t h u r s d a y my friends :3
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An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)
This is so freaking profound. Like, this was before the advent of the personal camera. Not just anyone owned a camera in these days. Cameras were expensive, and so was the film. When you were recording shit, it had to be stuff you were willing to shell out a pretty penny to have preserved. Someone so deeply and profoundly loved these dogs and found joy in them that they decided to preserve them for future generations to see, after these pups are long dead and gone. This camera operator wanted to preserve the joy these dogs brought them and to share it with others. How incredible is that?
The world may suck right now, but Dunks is gonna get the good people of Massachusetts & New Hampshire through it one way or another
Official Post of Massachusetts
Amherst, MA
did you know?
- the menu at a restaurant is not an ingredient list you can use to create new dishes we could hypothetically make for you instead of the choices on the menu
- we do not have omelets on the menu because we do not make or serve omelets
- yes, i know we have eggs on the menu, but we still do not have omelets.
- yes, i realize omelets are eggs, but not all eggs are omelets, and the eggs we serve are not omelets.
- you cannot out-logic me so that i cave in and ring in an omelet for you. i am better at arguing than you are.
- there are no omelets here. there have not been, and will not be, omelets here. if you want an omelet you will need to go somewhere else.
- i can also promise that you do not want an omelet cooked by line cooks who have not been trained how to make omelets. because we don't sell omelets.
- no, i am not going to single-handedly put service on pause for the next twenty minutes while three cooks google how to make an omelet and then proceed to fuck up multiple omelets that our kitchen is not set up to prepare, so you can have an omelet.
-and we both know you'd bitch if it takes longer than six minutes to come out anyway.
- no, you may not just go back into the kitchen and make yourself an omelet. the line cooks do not take kindly to trespassing. also, what the hell.
- i hear that you want an omelet. that does not change the fact that we do not offer omelets. if you want to eat an omelet, you will need to go to another restaurant that does have omelets on the menu. this is not negotiable.
- i am the manager.
- yeah, alright, go fuck yourself too, bob.
literally today a woman came in to the restaurant i work at, looked at the menu, looked around at all the tables eating, watched us take orders, watched us run food out to table. and then she approached me and asked "is this a restaurant?"
i thought for sure i misheard her, but no. she was asking "is this a restaurant?", almost as if maybe she had heard of the concept of restaurants but had never experienced one for herself, and she needed to get confirmation from somebody else.
i could not control my face. i had to walk away and another coworker had to step in to kindly explain that yes, the restaurant is a restaurant.
i would never lie to you.
husband just reminded me of that time years ago when we were running a co-op farm in stardew valley
after we got married in-game it did the thing it does and asked us if we wanted to have a baby
we were like yeah sure why not, we're not having kids irl so may as well have a cute lil' virtual baby that costs us nothing and we can turn into a dove at any time
like the very next day we got that super rare 0.8% chance event that we had NO CLUE ABOUT where a freaking alien capsule drops on your farm in the middle of the night and the next day it's like shattered and whatever was inside is running loose
and we just froze and looked at each other like "??? is this our baby???" 😭😔
c'mon guys i really can't handle another shitpost flooding my inbox
especially not one about me and my husband's stardew valley alien baby
cease this behavior at once
i hate it here
So in honor of One Piece officially overtaking Superman as the most sold graphic novel series under one author worldwide, Oda wrote what the One Piece is on paper, put that paper in a chest, put that chest in a pressurized container, then sunk that container to the bottom of the sea at an undisclosed location.
So if anyone out there wants to know what the One Piece is before it’s revealed in the story, they just have to set sail for themselves and find it.
As foretold
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every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it
this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives
do you want custody of the post
I just wanna hang out
websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website
when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
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does it?
does it though?
Fuck is going on here
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HERE IT IS YOU NO-NOTES FUCKERS
how insidious to make young girls buy hundreds of dollars worth of makeup, to force them to read up on its theory, to make them practice it for hours in order to escape mockery, to make them feel safe only when performing this hyper femininity, and then to even have the audacity to package it in feminist language so that they firmly believe it sets them free.
who called you out on your sloppy wings
I know you probably think you’re really witty, but I just want you to know that you, and all the other people who made that joke, prove my point exactly.
ftm macklemore be like
Walk up in the club like what up I got a new cock
Just got it for about thirty dollars from the thrift shop
transmasclemore. is this anything
is anybody out there?
op this reminded me of my transfem eminem rap
Who’s trying to be the transfeminem to my transmasclemore? #tf2
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i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!
WAS TOLD AT CHRISTMAS DINNER THAT THIS IS INDEED REAL, AND THAT I AM IN THE WILL TO RECIEVE THE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER 👏 STOP 👏 BEINGSCARED 👏
okay well that's actually even worse than i thought thank you DAD
i'm so fucking over it
Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄
i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying
