An art where I put my blog

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

dude i didn’t want to say anything but the other guy in my torture dungeon is straight up ‘painmogging’ you