noah(they/she/it) :3

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

if she's your girl then why is she playing my station

if she's your girl then why is she gaming my cube

if she's your x that explains why she's 360ing my box

HOORAY FOR HRT

congrats!!!!

little miss emotionally unstable would like to get drunk in her room alone tonight

little miss alcohol intolerance would like to get all red and scrunkle up her face in disgust

little miss intoxbait isnt even that drunk whateverr

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

making out with the girl that makes you fat

maybe the US should give Canada money for scrapping so many laws that were instituted to protect the climate and environment

the asexual lesbian she/it girl wants to get in bed with you (for cuddles)