Saddest girl to ever hold a martini

women don’t owe men SHIT but if you see jack antonoff or aaron dessner you DO owe them a little pat on the head

ave calamaria

having trauma feels so cringe sometimes like ohhhh look at me look at me my mom was mean when I was little and it's going to continue to affect me and all my relationships for the rest of my life. I'm gonna be sick

i hate when people start asking what sign i am. I am a sign from god. start running.

I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

Yeah, but they didn’t know that yet because brothers had only just been invented.

my future Pokemon team

i love that stupid double fisted overhead punch they always do on star trek

Go a little fart