distressing things to say to your friends
cherry valley forever
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we're not kids anymore.

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distressing things to say to your friends

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
was??
me after bottom surgery
WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS
Can we get a squirrel poll goin here or
Sure, but I think we know how this is going to go.
squirrel
head
ears
legs
body
tail
I may have somehow underestimated you all.
Great work as always, everyone.
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
Happy International Women’s Day to all my sisters, genderfluid and/or non-binary sibsters, and other femme friends. Wishing you a day of power and love. ❤
Happy Wonderversary to this post. A lot has changed in 7 years, but I’m still a nerd on the internet hoping to make the world a little better with whatever I can bring into it.
I also wish to remind everyone who has seen any version of this post that growth and the passage of time can be excruciating, but it is so worth it. And you are worth seeing and becoming every version of yourself. ❤
Once again wishing you all a happy International Women’s Day!
NO FUCKIN WAY

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You can also TEXT "START" to 678-678 or go to their website! There are 700+ of you following me. You don't need to be from the US to reblog this. Reblog.
i’m usually a gimmick blog but this is serious. Always remember start to 678678 it’s saved even me a couple times. I love you all, please be safe
Phwoah dads, they also have a chat function on their website!
Get immediate help 24/7/365. The Trevor Project's crisis counselors are just a text, chat, or phone call away. Completely confidential and f
Róa mama, now's about time I return from my polar slumber to reblog this.
tiktok from rushadicus
gang what do we think, is this folkpunk?
That's folkpunk as fuck
Tags courtesy of @yellingintothevoidstuff! This is my first time ever hearing about this dude and I'm fucking delighted.
#if you understand this meme i know how old your parents are
@elodieunderglass
(alt included)
Y'all need to stop putting the good shit in the tags.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
By god, a corner stone of our culture, I thought it lost to time!

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂
I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure
All those accounts though….
astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.
balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.
fruit snacks are missing.
multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.
physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.
conclusions: ???????
aliens stole yo fruit snacks
I’ve been a UFO enthusiast for 2/3rds of my life and this is the most convincing alien encounters story I have ever heard.
Happy just-over-ten-years to this post. Early in its life, it was viewed by a seventeen-year-old aspiring astronomer who DESPISED it, thought it was the dumbest Space Post ever, got mad every time it crossed her dash. But this wasn’t anybody I knew, and she did the mature thing and didn’t send any hate mail about it, and went off and got her whole entire astrophysics degree without me ever finding out. So how do I know about this person’s deep dislike for this post? BECAUSE. I have, at press time, been sleeping next to her for three and a half years
Calisthenics for Beginners (2023)
You can learn almost any exercise by building up with easier variations! Here are some examples.
Note: this is a short version of a 26-minute long video called "Home Workout for Beginners (2023)" on our YouTube channel. If you want more details, please check out that video or the Hybrid Routine page: https://www.hybridcalisthenics.com/routine I tried to fit what I can into a short video.
Also, yes my knees go in a bit more than I'd like during my intro jump when I stand up 😅. The one later is better.
We're going to try to schedule a large backlog of videos to post daily for a while! If anything seems out of order, that might be why. Follow for more - have a wonderful day!
Free Hybrid Calisthenics Fitness App (beta) - based on this video's philosophy
I recommend this workout to my clients on a pretty regular basis. Hampton is a trainer who ACTUALLY understands what "no really I'm a total beginner" means. 10/10 use myself, send to others, recommend this workout. -your neighborhood medical massage therapist.
The screenshot text, so you don't have to:
Hybrid Routine 2.0
Monday:
Pushups: 2-3 sets
Leg raises: 2-3 sets
Tuesday:
Pull-ups: 2-3 sets
Squats: 2-3 sets
Wednesday:
Bridges: 2-3 sets
Twists: 2-3 sets
Thursday:
Pushups: 2-3 sets
Leg raises: 2-3 sets
Friday:
Pull-ups: 2-3 sets
Squats: 2-3 sets
Saturday:
Bridges: 2-3 sets
Twists: 2-3 sets
Sunday:
Day of rest and stretching :)
of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother
not for me I was born on the cob

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Has this been done yet
[ID: Pippin : "What about pride month?"
Aragorn, next to a Pride flag, "You've already had Pride month"
Pippin: next to a Disabled Pride flag, "We've had one, yes, but what about second Pride month?" /ID]
So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry. So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful. She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal. He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet... "Oh you have a dick?" "... yeah." He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says "Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"
And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride. My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can please my girl but I'll show them!"