mobilis in mobili!

watching Aislyn make decisions and staring into the camera like im on The Office. too fucking real.

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

I will say as a great enjoyer of the Cis Hetero Romance Novel that if anywhere on the cover the author is described as writing good dirty talk you are inevitably going to run into a sex scene where the dude starts spouting off some shit like "I'm going to put my hard dong in your cute little pussy and freak it sensitive style"

I will say as a great enjoyer of the Cis Hetero Romance Novel that if anywhere on the cover the author is described as writing good dirty talk you are inevitably going to run into a sex scene where the dude starts spouting off some shit like "I'm going to put my hard dong in your cute little pussy and freak it sensitive style"

there are people on this site who genuinely believe that there isn't an insane amount of hype around the harry potter hbo series because "i haven't seen ANYONE talking about it!" in their bubble of the internet...and they're also the people who believe that hogwarts legacy flopped and didn't make $1 billion as one of the best selling games of all time...we need a recalibration here, like it doesn't serve anyone to insist upon this other reality where harry potter isn't still the cultural juggernaut that it is.

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

funniest reactions to this post are the people asking how Adam Sandler can officiate a wedding. literally anyone can do that, basically anyone can get ordained. I'm ordained.

Starting the countdown before someone tracks down Tumblr user batmanisagatewaydrug in real life and asks them to officiate their wedding.

The real reason they had to kill off Ruth and Richie is because if they both saw the lords in black Richie would be shaking with uncontrolled excitement and Ruth would be shaking with uncontrolled lust

the famously unproblematic white authors of ao3

im a hater BECAUSE i like things and want them to be good. and also because im an asshole