your friendly neighborhood faggot

THEY ARE NOT DATING. whatever the fuck is going on here is way weirder and a million times worse

Chapter 5 needs to have a beautiful woman as the central antagonist AND as the secret boss. We are not doing this spamtenna shit again

… wat

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

I’m so damn jealous of tiny creature like the fuck you mean your entire body is the size of a pillow and you’re all snuggled up under a blanket that feels so thick and heavy on you like what kind of bullshit is this stop living the life I want

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

the daniel that couldnt be damned

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.