your friendly neighborhood faggot

i love creating oc x canon ships i think more people should do them and i think more people should be really, really, really weird about them

Imposter syndrome but for things I like. Poser syndrome.

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

THEY ARE NOT DATING. whatever the fuck is going on here is way weirder and a million times worse

Chapter 5 needs to have a beautiful woman as the central antagonist AND as the secret boss. We are not doing this spamtenna shit again

… wat

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue