your friendly neighborhood faggot

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

@dalethesjtoddler

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

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taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

all my life has been lived through music

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

yeah…these past few days (realizes it’s actually the whole year)…have been…really…hard

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

I'll lay 1000 damn daniel eggs before i let this company die