Are they called detectives?

Maybe we should touch tips about it

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

it's been observed many times before but man it is kind of funny that Americans were so galled about the idea of foreign interference in the presidential election. Fuckkkkkk who would do something like that... Truly shameful behavior what kind of monstrous government would do something like that

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

I hope as long as I live I never see David Tennant in doctor who again unless it's a multi doctor anniversary special and even then it's thin fucking ice

now if you'll excuse me... i have images to look at

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

there’s just no way he fucks good I’m sorry. that’s the appeal. to me

need him apologizing and crying on it

"Shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove" was meant to be a joke about needless posturing in preemptive defense against a hypothetical bad faith crowd, but I fear it's pmuch now a lifestyle

Shaking my head but catching the cameras eye and giving a sick grin nobody in the scene notices so you know i have evil intentions

we all love 100% polyester clothing

the opportunistic bacteria on your skin just learned to post