BENS⌖N

foreplay is not the kissing right before he fucks you, foreplay is the 32 hours you spend torturing him in a shipping container before you even let him see you naked

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

just clicked a sausage link

thinking about an au where benson forces randy to keep hanging out with him but he’s never really had friends past kindergarten so he just overstimulates randy by yapping and making him watch creep and showing him all his favorite cassettes and cds, so it’s like he still holds him hostage because randy is too nice to say he’s had to use the bathroom for the last 7 hours

benson making randy watch crash and all randy can think about is he has to pee so bad and right when he turns around to finally ask where the bathroom is benson makes a move and well. he can’t possibly ask now can he? and yes he pees himself you little perv

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

tell a trans girl you love her today. please

reblog to tell prev you love her

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