Academic Mess

you don't like mourning dove? hwoo hoo hoo hoo?

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

Ok everyone let’s think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

Sorry for getting precum on your hole while dry humping, bro.

If you miss me just text me, why u showing up in my dreams ..

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

with all due respect (none),

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

Daddy's lawn is looking good after this rain we've had