Academic Mess

There's a reason that every single one of the first writing systems invented were all ideographic.

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

This is your reminder that, sometimes, the appropriate response to my selfies is a video of you jerking off to me <3

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

I threw a dog at a land mine

I’m getting ads telling me to replace live porch flowers with plastic ones because the plastic ones don’t die and buddy I can tell you from personal experience that those flowers will fade until they look like they’ve achieved a new kind of death