Wuuuuuh hello!

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

I love when people criticize tiktok and then the notes are full of people like "ok but tumblr is just as bad" no bitch it isn't. imagine if popularity was determined by how hot you are. imagine how much that would suck. not for me of course i'd rock that shit but imagine it for you guys

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

Children in real life also.

The humble Oxford comma

#you can understand op by using your brain

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

You can give a cat a pill 3 times and then they will have your move set memorized and will animation cancel a swallow

one thing that irks me about "just do diy!" when i talk about how expensive it is to get on T legally is like. i don't hear that with any other illegal/controlled medications. i take concerta for my adhd and have not once heard someone tell me to just go get street adderall

not now kitten. daddy only planned the first half of his wip, and now he has to figure out what the fuck to do for the other half.