we don't need the memories

Mr. City

#mr city was my father please call me owl

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

Beer and milk are two of the earliest agricultural products so statistically at least one person in the ancient world must have tried a White Gilgamesh

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

Rename nashville it’s that serious

daddy needs his skin picking time

fanart companion to "he would not fucking say that." he does not fucking look like that

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand