Is anyone truly here?

This week im seeing colors on heat maps I’ve never even considered before

i have a suggestion

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

Another update: I taught him what it means when something is "the GOAT" and we've been teaching the dog new tricks, so whenever he learns a new trick, we call him goated. My grandpa taught him a new skill while I was at work and the first thing he said to me when I got home was "the goated dog knows how to roll over on command now :)"

thinking of actually trying to draw something for star wars day this year but dont know what

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

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La mise à jour Tumblr le seul truc qu'a duré moins longtemps que le gouvernement Lecornu

et tu, mblr?

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