Heterophobic™

this is the one art form I genuinely just cannot get my brain to accept as real. I’ve watched sped-up videos of it being done, read about it, seen in-progress marble statues and I still just can’t get it to sink in or stick. My mind doesn’t want to believe that any person has ever been able to start with a big block and break little bits off of it until it looks like a finely detailed person. At some point it has no recognizable shape and they still know where and how deep they should take a chip out of it that’ll still be the right decision 50,000 fucking chips later?!?

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

I could not be more bored of women characters who are dangerous in a competent, sexy, luminous makeup and blow-dried hairstyle kind of way. I am so tired of all these dry-clean-only girlbosses strutting their way into stories. “Oh she’s so beautiful AND so good at martial arts and so clever and seductive” No! Get that outta here!! Give me more women who are dangerous in a real grungy way, like rusted metal with a sharp edge. Girls who make you glad you’ve had your tetanus shot. Girls who cut their own hair and get bad tattoos. Girls who are as charming as a wet feral cat. Girls who might be clever enough to Play The Game but would rather flip over the chess board and punch you in the throat. I demand more horrible unpleasant women!! Thank you.

reminded of this manifesto I wrote three years ago. Did I ever post it to this blog? It’s still all true.

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever

A little glass vial?

a little glass vial

Sometimes, if I'm feeling really crazy, sometimes I take one more vitamin D tablet than I'm supposed to. Just to live dangerously.

I think that's why you're healthier than most people + your writing is good

Most of my writing was written when my vitamin D levels were, in the words of my doctor, "nonexistent", so maybe my writing is worse now

What

That's why I'm taking the tablets

your favorite character never has to be the main character. however if you just outright hate them I question why you even bother with the media.

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.