Nowhere in space Forward in time

The Doctor’s companions in the early years tended to be “my beloved surrogate granddaughter” and “guy I found in a dumpster.”

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

happy what fucking day is it now friday

Rocket scientists who leave the rocket industry keep thinking everything is a rocket and it's kind of adorable

"We can honeycomb this to reduce the weight" sweetie no that's going to be twice as expensive to manufacture and we are not launching it anywhere.

"If we use titanium instead of steel we'll save a bunch of weight" baby you need to stop worrying so much about your weight! And maybe worry more about what happens to titanium when you expose it to deuterium plasma.

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

Got to love Colin Baker here!

just realised that after losing all his memory of clara the doctor goes on to become a teacher. you know, clara's profession

Yes and he does it in the same place Clara first took his place as "the Doctor" to save people while the Doctor was indisposed (stuck in his Tardis)