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Cat + Dog Tax
The deaf old man
The Bestie Battles (Pip is besties with Bobo, and Reece is Besties with Bobo, but Pip and Reece are arch nemeses, hence why their photos are separated.)
THE BOIS
Squad Goals (Bobo you're doing it wrong)
Shrimp lover 5000
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growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess
The pyromancer always wins
The size of the hat does not dictate the size of the aura. In fact, the larger the hat, oftentimes means they're compensating.
How I sleep every night knowing that my aroace ass is contributing to falling birth rates:
You know that feature on facebook where it shows a picture you took in years past and gives you the opportunity to upload a picture of what (whatever it was) looks like now?
Well, it made the mistake of selecting a rare photo of my dad and asked for a then and now comparison.
My dad was cremated in '22, so I uploaded a picture of a pile of ash next to his photo and shared it.
My friends didn't think it was as funny as I did.
I'm not kidding
My sister just called me to settle an argument between her and her middle child on whether or not my dad was cremated and I had to remind her (for a 3rd time) of this joke I made and she laughed like it was her first time hearing it because she has ADHD and forgot about it (again).
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Aro/Ace sibling solidarity moment is when you have a sister that knows and respects you hate getting hit on, and says "If they ask again, just tell them we're lesbian sister wives."
And then you take it a step further and name her "wife" in your phone with a picture of her wedding ring as the photo, but you keep the rimshot (badum-bum-tsss) sound effect as her text notification because it may be a joke but she's an actual joke so I mean peak sibling bonding moment right there.
Massive fuckin rock it is too. (We show out for blood.) And if anyone asks Imma be like "Yeah it's a family heirloom. It was passed down by the grandmother that shares a birthday with me and we wanted to keep it in the family."
And if she pisses me off again, I'm gonna commit to the bit and threaten to divorce her ass because she isn't allowed to get complacent.
Her husband (also on board and respectful of my preferences) jumped in and was like giving absolutely unhinged suggestions to make it worse, but now I can be like "Wife get your play thing under control before I do it for you." Which, again, unhinged because this man is a foot taller than me and a retired marine who could probably throw me like a log in the Scottish Highland Games but I bring him crayons as snacks because he actually does do a good job and treat my wife, niece, nephew, and nibling right so it balances out.
Now I need a ring to sell it.... 🤔
My wife said I'm not allowed to tell people it's a family heirloom (even though it is) because that's a cop out. She says I have to declare I spent the money on her and you know what that's fair. I should own that shit.
I mean, I did help support her when she got divorced from her first husband and I gave her my biweekly paycheck and lived off tips (I was a pizza delivery driver then). I've earned the right to say I paid for that shit.
Aro/Ace sibling solidarity moment is when you have a sister that knows and respects you hate getting hit on, and says "If they ask again, just tell them we're lesbian sister wives."
And then you take it a step further and name her "wife" in your phone with a picture of her wedding ring as the photo, but you keep the rimshot (badum-bum-tsss) sound effect as her text notification because it may be a joke but she's an actual joke so I mean peak sibling bonding moment right there.
Massive fuckin rock it is too. (We show out for blood.) And if anyone asks Imma be like "Yeah it's a family heirloom. It was passed down by the grandmother that shares a birthday with me and we wanted to keep it in the family."
And if she pisses me off again, I'm gonna commit to the bit and threaten to divorce her ass because she isn't allowed to get complacent.
Her husband (also on board and respectful of my preferences) jumped in and was like giving absolutely unhinged suggestions to make it worse, but now I can be like "Wife get your play thing under control before I do it for you." Which, again, unhinged because this man is a foot taller than me and a retired marine who could probably throw me like a log in the Scottish Highland Games but I bring him crayons as snacks because he actually does do a good job and treat my wife, niece, nephew, and nibling right so it balances out.
Now I need a ring to sell it.... 🤔
Aro/Ace sibling solidarity moment is when you have a sister that knows and respects you hate getting hit on, and says "If they ask again, just tell them we're lesbian sister wives."
And then you take it a step further and name her "wife" in your phone with a picture of her wedding ring as the photo, but you keep the rimshot (badum-bum-tsss) sound effect as her text notification because it may be a joke but she's an actual joke so I mean peak sibling bonding moment right there.
Massive fuckin rock it is too. (We show out for blood.) And if anyone asks Imma be like "Yeah it's a family heirloom. It was passed down by the grandmother that shares a birthday with me and we wanted to keep it in the family."
And if she pisses me off again, I'm gonna commit to the bit and threaten to divorce her ass because she isn't allowed to get complacent.
Her husband (also on board and respectful of my preferences) jumped in and was like giving absolutely unhinged suggestions to make it worse, but now I can be like "Wife get your play thing under control before I do it for you." Which, again, unhinged because this man is a foot taller than me and a retired marine who could probably throw me like a log in the Scottish Highland Games but I bring him crayons as snacks because he actually does do a good job and treat my wife, niece, nephew, and nibling right so it balances out.
Aro/Ace sibling solidarity moment is when you have a sister that knows and respects you hate getting hit on, and says "If they ask again, just tell them we're lesbian sister wives."
And then you take it a step further and name her "wife" in your phone with a picture of her wedding ring as the photo, but you keep the rimshot (badum-bum-tsss) sound effect as her text notification because it may be a joke but she's an actual joke so I mean peak sibling bonding moment right there.
Massive fuckin rock it is too. (We show out for blood.) And if anyone asks Imma be like "Yeah it's a family heirloom. It was passed down by the grandmother that shares a birthday with me and we wanted to keep it in the family."
And if she pisses me off again, I'm gonna commit to the bit and threaten to divorce her ass because she isn't allowed to get complacent.
Aro/Ace sibling solidarity moment is when you have a sister that knows and respects you hate getting hit on, and says "If they ask again, just tell them we're lesbian sister wives."
And then you take it a step further and name her "wife" in your phone with a picture of her wedding ring as the photo, but you keep the rimshot (badum-bum-tsss) sound effect as her text notification because it may be a joke but she's an actual joke so I mean peak sibling bonding moment right there.
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Hey artists, C. Spike Trotman, founder of Iron Circus Comics, just posted an invaluable thread on depicting different types of black hair. I’d do the thing where you screencap the whole thread and post it but it’s just too long (which is great because it’s a whole lot of useful information!) Give her a follow while you’re there.
Anyway, go check it out. I just wanted to save it and share it because I didn’t know how much I didn’t know!
This is an amazing resource, not only for artists, but for writers too! I love this!
{ID - tweet from @/Iron_Spike that reads, “Black Hair for Non-Black Artists: a Cheat Sheet Thread. Hi, folks! Just spur-of-the-moment decided to put together some reference for folks who want to draw/model black characters in their work, but arent confident they won’t make simple, obvious mistakes w/r/t black hair. END ID}
I noticed in the comments that some people can’t see the thread, so I took screenshots for y'all!
More will come in reblogs, since tumblr has an image limit
@creatingblackcharacters !!!
Sons of Fëanáro
This was so fun to do. I have only made a lineup once before, and I like how I can see my improvement here, as well as the evolution of my style for them.
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mom called me a fag yesterday by accident
she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl
AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.
YOU - "Stop being a b--"
REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.
DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.
1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."
This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
I don't... know them yet but this.... this is it:
😭🫶
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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
Tags via @jenroses
sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead
Smooth brain~
No ridges or lumps
Or valleys or bumps
But teeth that will chomp
Like a scene kid would glomp
Time for the clowns
To all go honk honk
kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically
dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :
