My life is a swirling vortex of chaos

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

More black princesses, more black fairies, more black mermaids, more black girls doing all the things, for fucks sake

can I reblog for both?

I’m reblogging for both

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

i might not be your funniest mutuals but I am also not your smartest mutual

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking