grow in the wild of changing things

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

experience pwhl hockey! [distant screams of unending agony from players and fans alike]

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite team recruits britta curl-salemme” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

can’t have shit in detroit

the doctor said i have to be pet 3 times a day

gutted to share that the nest is empty. I believe they were predated as the eggs weren't visible in the water/don't believe they were knocked into the water. such a special experience to have watched the nest be built, to see one egg, and then two eggs, and heartbreaking to wake up this morning and see it empty