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Mutuals feel free to pick me up and drop me off in front of prime real estate that’s all mine
I will be scared but I will appreciate it

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🇫🇮🇳🇦🇱 🇫🇦🇳🇹🇦🇸🇾 🇻🇮🇮: 🇧🇪🇫🇴🇷🇪 🇨🇷🇮🇸🇮🇸 — 🇹🇭🇪 🇹🇺🇷🇰🇸, 🇩🇮🇻🇮🇸🇮🇴🇳 🇴🇳🇪
𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟 — ᴛsᴇɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴋs
𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 — ʀᴇɴᴏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴋs
𝐕𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 — ʀᴜᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴋs
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𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞: 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞:
ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴀʀᴛɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛs (ꜰ) ᴊᴜᴅᴇᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴋs
𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 (𝚖) ᴍᴀᴜʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴋs
𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚐𝚞𝚗 ꜰʀᴇʏʀᴀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴋs
𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝙶𝚞𝚗𝚜 ʀᴜʟᴜꜰ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴋs
𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚁𝚘𝚍 ᴀʟᴠɪs ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴋs
𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙶𝚞𝚗 ᴇᴍᴍᴀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀᴋs
Western passport holders will never understand. To go anywhere with a third worlder passport like a Filipino one, you need your tax returns, certificate of employment, bank statements, marriage certificates, sometimes a recommendation from a citizen of the country you want to travel to, everything possible to prove that you have a job and a family at home and you're not planning to be an illegal immigrant, JUST to get hit with a rejection because the embassy didn't believe you had enough proof.
Did you have travel plans? Already booked the plane tickets and hotels? Fuck you, better hope they issue refunds (they don't).
Americans and Western Europeans will never understand how insanely hard and bothersome it's to travel anywhere with a weak passport, let alone immigrate.
You want to study abroad? Show us proof that there is a quadrillion dollars in your bank account. Oh, an average monthly salary in your country is $400 and you plan to work when you arrive? You can't do that, silly, a student visa only allows you to work 2 hours every third Wednesday, and if we find out that you're working a second more we will deport you.
You want to work abroad? Better be a programmer, then of course you are welcome. Doctor, scientist, white-collar or, god forbid, blue-collar worker? You can fuck right off, your visa application goes straght into trash.
But if you marry one of our first-world citizens, then fine, you can come. Because we can't upset them, after all, they are a real person, unlike you.
EU Advice to people who have friends in places with weak passports- go to your department of foreigners and ask for something that called Formal Letter of Invitation or something similar. It usually is called something similar and costs a few euro/whatever currency you have. It will not be more than a fancy coffee at Starbucks or such place.
You will have to prove that you can afford a guest, have some income and also usually take responsibility for possible deportation cost.
But if you really are inviting a friend over, they will give you a formal document you can send to your friend. Then the friend applies for a visa while attaching the Very Official document with it. They will get the Schengen visa and most probably will get it expedited too.
It's some effort, but if it's for a friend it's worth it. And it's way less costly than the ridiculous loops the friend is being forced to go through and pay for multiple 3rd party services just to get a freaking visa for a month.
I mean, as an Australian passport holder I still need to submit a ton of paperwork, and have an invitation letter in order to visit my relatives in China, and when I get there I have to report to the police station within the week or I may be arrested and deported. I think this applies to all Western passport holders. So the flip side also applies.
"But if you marry one of our first-world citizens, then fine, you can come. Because we can't upset them, after all, they are a real person, unlike you."
This is often not the case. Many western countries have made it very difficult for non-citizen spouses to enter.

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A story in three parts
Text of tweet under the cut because it is loooong.
But... Stochastic Parrots.
RIP to the legend
This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:
He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

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He can’t be stopped
#RenoRude is my fav #FFVII ship—here’s all the fics I’ve written for them to date:
1. The Burden of a Guilty Conscience
2. Best Kind of Bad Something
3. Can’t See the Stars for the Sky
4. Easy Like Sunday Morning
5. Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Smoke
6. 100 Proof
7. As the Grave
8. Where You Go, I Go
add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

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up next, the triangle.
we know what hole that goes in, right?
that's right, the square hole!
which hole?
I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."
I want the bacon art, not the Ozempic art
To be clear: bacon as in a fatty tasty one, not a Francis Bacon one.
(If I'd ever have enough money to own a Francis Bacon, I would hang it in a room where I'd go every now and then to contemplate human existence and then leave and close the door. IMO that energy needs to be contained.)
I think it's going to change. I feel it's changing. I can see it in my students, the smart ones at least. They are craving more and they know it's possible. They want me to make demands of them and set high standards.
They don't always know what it is they want, but they know they want it.