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OP you left out the best one

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thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision
mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep
Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI
TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!
Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:
Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!
1) The ______ is always on.
2) The Magnet is ______ on.
3) How often is The Magnet on?
4) The Magnet is always __.
5) The Magnet is always on. T/F
6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F
7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F
8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.
9) Is The Magnet ever off?
10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F
Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!
I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.
going to start saying The Magnet Is Always On the way some people say God Has A Plan
HEY CANADIANS!
Here is a petition by a Canadian from Calgary, asking Parliament to REMOVE the AMERICAN AMBASSADOR.
You may want to sign it!
People are 100% allowed to criticize Lucrecia. She's an awful person who did awful things, but she was also a victim of her environment. She's both awful and a victim, and she's what a real complex character looks like.
However, she's hated more for what men have done than for what she's actually done. Hating her more for "choosing" Hojo over Vincent than you do for experimenting on her son is literally misogynistic. Especially when the reasoning is literally right in front of us. Lucrecia *did* love Vincent, but she didn't think she deserved him. She allowed herself the love she believed she deserved.
Hating Lucrecia is fair and justified, but only if it doesn't revolve around her not giving her body to a man she wasn't even married to.
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Lucrecia is a bad person but not for rejecting a man#← prev#EXACTLY#THIS IS LITERALLY IT#IF YOU'RE GONNA HATE ON A CHARACTER#ESPECIALLY A FEMALE CHARACTER#AT LEAST DO IT FOR THE RIGHT REASONS#I don't hate Lucrecia#but I do think she's horribly callow#I think she's very self-focused#and it was her ambition#paired with her impatience#that got both Grimoire AND Vincent killed#and got her son turned into a monster#but she knows that!#she is fully aware that she is a fuckup!#we can all agree with her!#please criticize female characters for shit they ACTUALLY DID#not for how the male characters in their orbit FEEL about them#lucrecia crescent

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i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️
Beneath the Golden Willow by Ed Perkins
"Naiad" Wristwatch of gold, silver, diamonds, and sapphire glass with reversely engraved intaglio of a dragonfly figurine. by Sevan Bıçakçı
I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend
She thinks I'm joking
But I'm ready
Wait. Are there 200, but to be numbered 1-250? Did I read those tags right? 😲
Yes there are actually 202 of them, the company sent 2 extra in the package, and I will be numbering them on the bottom with sharpie marker 1-250. This will ensure even if she manages to find all 202, she will never truly stop feeling like there might be a tiny duck somewhere unknown in the house. Lurking. Waiting to appear at the strangest time.
#sometimes you must be gently evil to your friends#so they know you love them enough
very very important
hey op i don't think those are frogs like you said
they're right those arent frogs op.
I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.
an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks
1 year and 7 months later:
#imagine the dread she felt when she found the first duck and realized op wasn't joking (via @robyn-goodfellowe)
The key to a good prank, imo, is that the person you're pranking should not feel bad. They should feel delight. My friend has 2 kids. She walked in the door from her vacation, and instead of having two cranky children to deal with as soon as she got home on top of everything else, she got two children excited to run around finding small ducks. My friend knows me well enough to know that when I say weird things there's always a chance I'm not joking, and she would have said no (and been respected) if she didn't want this. The prank was never that I was hiding the toys, just which toys they were, and how many would be hidden.

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Sofia Zakia, Medusa Ring
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Faience ring with Udjat eye, Egypt, 18th Dynasty, 1550-1292 BC
from The State Museums of Berlin
'La Belle Époque' - French Multi Gem and Pearl 18k Gold Pendant - Circa 1890

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