If I could I would do it again.

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

happy anniversary

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy anniversary peebrains

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

happy anniversary to the day we truly became the next PDF

It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

hold on let me make this catered more to tumblr. when you hit a car with your deer because they gave you 5 shots of estrogen and testosterone in the middle of your heat, but the car was secretly your really horny alpha beta omega toyota corolla and now he won’t stop prematurely ejaculating

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

im bisexual because im attracted to both the divine and the mundane

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

See also: the Mongolian Naadam festival

I’ve watched this about 100 times even though I’m the one who made it and it honestly just keeps getting better.

[becoming crazed] art should physically harm you

guy with that certain sais quoi. we all know exactly what his deal is. It's kinda obvious, really.