losers stay winning

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

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can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it’ll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat

Everything about this statement turned me on……

Would you like to publically role play sex about it?

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night