THE TOWAR OF BLOOD AND BONES

im like if someone who had a fetish for being helpless was also a control freak

Jeff Kinney announces new series, “Diary of an Even Wimpier Kid”. When asked for details he replied, “You thought that poor son of a bitch was wimpy? You haven’t seen shit yet, brother.”

We both are evil for being alive

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive

mama has left us

if i was batman i would carry a gun but only for shooting dogs

think about the kind of person that goes into sportsmed. is that person transfeminist? fuckkkk no

Isnt it so awesome how they term your friends the moment they're in need of money????? Isn't that fucking amazing???? Anyways everyone give morrigan one hundred dollars

somewhere in my mind i have always believed that there will undoubtedly be a day upon which everyone i've ever cared about in my life gets together and plans a big party. the biggest party ever. and i'm invited and i'll go and with those i haven't seen in forever, we'll catch up, and any i may have fallen out with, we'll reconcile, and it will be a great party. the greatest party ever and it will last two full days and two full nights. and at the end of the party, someone will announce to me that everyone at the party has pooled their money to buy an entire village in the countryside, a ghost town they're fixing up so everyone can move in together and be within walking distance at all times. and i get to live there too. we'll all live in our village and i'll never be alone again. i can't wait to go see my cute little village house where i live with all my people in arm's reach and i don't ever have to be alone again

brushing teeth is. So unbelievably based