[this ask blog is rated R by the motion picture association. it features graphic violence (including self-harm and suicide), all seven of the words you canβt say on television, and immature humor aimed at mature audiences. it will not feature explicit sexual content. minors may interact at their own discretion.]
greetings all you x-men ocs and spidersonas, my name is dadpool and iβll be your ill-advised father figure for the day!! (any pronouns, but i usually use he/him unless the vibes dictate otherwise)
iβm canon-compliant with all three deadpool movies, but i also have my own complex and inscrutable lore developed over the years. and i'm a foster dad! so if you need a place to stay hit me up!
nsft blog: @d-adpool-mdni π
stalk my writer: @puzzled-on-main / ao3: periodically_puzzled
current foster home residents:
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer (wheelie/wade/deadpool, he/it, 29 but he looks about 18, my special sweetheart precious baby boy)
@kierra-terra (kiki, she/her, 20, human microwave? ive never seen her use her powers for anything else tbh, pops in and out)
@peterparker-who + @spidee-bean + @oddly-spider-shaped (army of teenage peter parkers)
@st4r-st0rm (trash panda man, 16, he/it, creature from the black lagoon (scary pit in the woods))
@regenera-teen-degenerate (ellie, she/her, immortal 14 year old of indeterminate true age, she's one of my variants' bio kid but he's a deadbeat and we can't find him)
@roadkillwontstaydead (roadkill, they/it, early teens, they have a death wish i think but what's new)
@inkystarspider (inky, he/they, keeps doing dumb dangerous shit, spider variant)
@jameshowlettwilson (james, he/him, 13, from the early 1800s, wormhole sent him into the future or something, wolverine powers)
@its-cablepool (popcorn, ~8, it/its, unsocialized little monster, runaway lab experiment, we think he's a newborn clone??)
mayday, she/her, 3 (often seen wreaking havoc on @bstandsforbabydaddy)
current romantical interests:
@bstandsforbabydaddy (peter b. parker, he/him. fiancΓ©)
@mj-watson-parker (mary jane watson, she/her, superhuman patience. partner + sister-wife)
@karenpage-journalist (kare bear, she/her, officially A Thing, we mostly get drunk and bitch about stuff together)
