wait, did you say All Might?

Guys so sorry I’m busy I have a crush so I gotta go dream up scenarios and yearn. Be back soon

I want blueberry muffins

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I call this the humiliation ritual

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

I love how many good posts people make on the people making good posts website

give yourself a little extra love today (applies every day)

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.