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...Except they already scraped YouTube for everything, so I don't know what this means. I guess Suno just has to mail everyone in BMG's stable a check for 100 shiny dollars every month, and no one can sue?

And if someone opts out, then maybe they can sue? Maybe?

This is such nonsense.

You can ask any chatbot to give you tags for Suno that will make it generate any artist's voice, without using their name in the tags. And it works every time. The robots based on stealing are really good at tricking eachother into doing whatever you want, with digital lies. That's this economy.

All the legal shenanigans seem mostly Millennials tricking Boomers into letting them steal, because the Boomers don't understand how these models work. Which is funny, and fuck all of these people.

Every song I've ever made in Suno sounded like a real artist, the artist I specifically wanted to do my "demo." They're all there already. Just like with any generative AI, you just have to figure out how to bypass whatever guardrails it says it has. Because it already stole everything. This is bog-standard AI prompting.

Unironically! I think it is known here, if anywhere, that I LIKE Nickelback, that I get them in a way the rest of you never will.

I don't know. The earnest purity of that high school-level "pretend to be badass rockstars" thing. And all of the songs are awkward and too wordy, like a country song that got real mad. It just works almost because it has no right to, like a McRib or that show Bar Rescue.

You should absolutely be able to hear this in your head, because all of these songs are like that same song.

...Also, really proud of that "hate with a view" line. That came as like divine revelation. Which probably means I stole it. From a Nickelback song.

MORBID CURIOSITY Another door slams down the hall Another frame breaks off the wall We say the words we can’t take back Then lay down like we’re fine with that I don’t remember loving you So why can’t I say we’re through

So why do I stay in the wreckage Why are you stuck in my head It’s not love, it’s just leverage Two ghosts haunting the same bed Chorus: It’s a morbid curiosity Watching us burn, refusing to leave I don’t want you, but I can’t let go Scared of the silence more than the blow Morbid curiosity Keeps me right here, bleeding with you It’s not love, it’s just hate with a view You grab my phone, I yell whore We’ve had this fight a hundred times before Forever fight that never ends But who wants to be alone again So we light the match, we watch it burn Hoping that we’ll never learn So why do I stay in the wreckage Why do you sleep in my bed It’s not love, it’s just leverage Seeing who winds up dead

(Chorus)

(Butt-rock guitar / drum duet) Maybe shutting up is mercy Maybe leaving is the cure But I’ve grown used to the war zone Too shattered for peace anymore So light the fuse — again — again— (Chorus) I don’t know what we’re doing

...I'm not suicidal, btw. I have too much spite to go out that way. There are so many awful people I need to watch fail, and so many awful people I have outlasted.

I just wish, you know, that I could try LOVE instead of this?

Oh well. It is apparently my fault. Everyone else but me is doing fine...when they lie about that.

Also gregarious people are the ones who got completely broken when Covid stopped them from kissing everyone at church for 6 months, and they all became Nazis. And that's not admirable.

Also how is it MY fucking fault when I'm always the one trying to keep contact, trying to plan things, and I keep getting ghosted? If I'm so annoying, why were they ever friends with me in the first place? The world hasn't broken me yet, and I'm a BUM. Why is everyone else spontaneously imploding? Was the fantastical America Dream really the soul of these people, and the failing Empire is shattering them?

I think the answer is that a lot of them just use people, and like cattle are constantly moving to greener pastures when they over-graze. And if they're performatively average enough, there is an endless supply of other performatively average people to consume. At least until cancer, alcoholism, or depression claim them at 55.

Or maybe I'm just the world's biggest asshole.

...Are those books, or VHS tapes?

I clicked the link to find out. They're books, though I highly doubt all of them are as huge as the modified stock images make them look.

Though I could be wrong, because this is ABSOLUTE MADNESS.

BUT. I still think this is pretty good. I basically wrote my usual stupid novelty song, then took a hatchet to it to make it as vibey and sparse as possible.

You will see it is still fundamentally goofy, because I can't not do that.

I think for one of the Eilish-alikes. Someone who is trying a little too hard.

I tried to format it the way some random website told me you do it.

THREE SECOND MEMORY

I'm sure it was still caused by secret evil Socialist agents of China who give a shit about which Republican loses the actual election.

How long until they're sick of this? Every election in the South will be two Evangelical racists who think Trump is Jesus claiming the other one is secretly AOC in a skinsuit, working with George Soros to specifically make them lose.

Keep this shit up, and Republican voters will get exhaused and won't show up to vote. Then a Blue Wave over the South.

Morons. This is why Trump's plan has always been to somehow cancel democracy outright, because they are too egotistical and authoritarian to even pretend they have patience for elections anymore.

1. He absolutely named it after the Harrison Ford movie.

2. Is this being televised specifically so billionaires can see the newest crop of hot 17 year olds? They must be absolutely going through it since Epstein stopped providing the service, and Kushner's Albainian Pleasure Island won't be ready for awhile now.

3. He insisted in participating in some of the ceremonies himself. I don't know if many parents should feel comfortable with him hanging out with their teenaged daughters. ...Or sons, for that matter.

Ten years ago, when Uber first took off in China (their operations there are owned by a Chinese company now), they had a policy that let drivers still get a little bit of money if booked rides were canceled in a certain time frame.

And a whole bunch of Chinese drivers simultaneously realized that, hey, I can pad out my night with canceled rides, I just have to get a bunch of people to cancel!

By looking scary as fuck in the app!

Mashable reported on this back then as "Chinese vampire drivers." It is now being called "Chinese ghost drivers," I assume because the Chinese word translated as "ghost" is also used as an adjective for scary or freaky, and is in fact part of the word English usually translates as vampire (i.e., it means "blood-eating ghost").

Either way. Fun times.

This was just people trying to game a very shortsighted system. And I don't think most Chinese Uber users in 2016 thought they were actual evil spirits, they just went "This crazy avatar makes me think this could be some kind of dangerous scam." Which was THE POINT.