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coldbuttercrimes

Food of history

Work of art — what could ever

Be better than that?

#butter haiku #butter photography #butter poetry #cold butter crimes

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Crimes of the day

Raisin-studded, pillowy soft

Soon covered up

But you can taste the difference

#cold butter crimes #butter poetry #butter #cheese #sandwich bliss

thatpollguy

(Note: If you have allergies or intolerances, assume the toast is suitable for your dietary needs, e.g. gluten free)

You are about to eat some toast. You can only choose something from this list to put on it. What are you having?

Just margarine or butter

Fruit preserve/jam/jelly

Marmalade

Melted cheese

Peanut butter

Banana

Chocolate spread

Cream cheese

Honey

Eggs

Marmite

I want my toast plain/dry with nothing on it, not even butter

Voting ended onJan 25

coldbuttercrimes

Please support butter so it can take back its rightful throne from the jamlian usurpers.

that-ghostlyal

My stick of butter. Banana for scale

coldbuttercrimes

It is glorious. Inspiring. Elevating.

Also, hmm banana butter...

#look banana milkshake really isn't all that different when you think about it #cold butter crimes #Butter

niurd

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coldbuttercrimes

Stars among a blood red sky

Crimes have never

Looked so beautiful

#butter #cold butter crimes #bread art #sandwich sky #kann denn Liebe Sünde sein

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deutsche-bahn

Bitte leistet mir kurz emotionalen Beistand im Bezug auf diesen Werbetext, über den ich im DM gestolpert bin:

Duftet nach.... Butter?? Soll ich nach Butter riechen wollen??? I'm so confused, geht der Trend zum Friteusenfett?

#smells like whipped butter #genius #butter crimes #yes please

Even the butter can’t stand it anymore

Erstwhile adversaries, now we are one

Greasy, melting, desperate.

#cold butter crimes I WISH #heatwave #butter poetry #summertime sadness

Do you think

you can

escape?

Your delicious doom

will be

my delight

#butter fatalism #cold butter crimes #butter horror

Violence

Convenience

The boundary between the two

often blurred

#convenience culture #what even is ethical consumption at this point #but also just because it’s hard is no reason to throw up our hands and not even try #let’s just try ok #cold butter crimes #butter poetry

segamascott

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I know what is coming

I can see the future crystal clear

Or in a greasy glass darkly, anyway

Yum.

#butter poetry #cold butter crimes #fresh bread appreciation #nutellabrot #this is happiness

ancientsstudies

Good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.

coldbuttercrimes

Oh captain my captain

Butter me up

Some croissant or baguette or Italian whitebread

It matters not

Butter transcends borders

I shall eat my fill and be content

Having tasted the world

#international bread and butter #light academia with butter #butter aesthetic #Butterbrot oh mein Butterbrot #cold butter crimes

incognitopolls

When you were a kid, did you eat butter just by itself?

Yes, by the stick

Yes, in a container

Yes, fake/substitute butter

Yes, other (melted?)

Not really, I tried it but didn't like it/didn't eat very much

No, but I know people who did this

No, what??

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

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coldbuttercrimes

You can admit it

Your darkest desire

Your sinister past

Cold butter gluttony

#cold butter crimes #darkest desires #butter polls #butter poetry

galina

Obsessing over craft, simplicity, signage, package, typefaces, and the distortion of shapes when viewed through a window

coldbuttercrimes

Snow White

Immaculate beauty in a coffin of glass

Waiting for true love’s kiss

Not knowing love will consume her

Why are you so delicious

#that butter looks gorgeous #butter poetry #cold butter crimes #disney lied to us

No patience

Just hunger

Bread and butter hunger

#butter violence #butter poetry #love is cruel

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