Hubris is A Coward's Word

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

Let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. your cousin, who will be at the "IRL meet-up event" this thanksgiving, has changed quite a bit and is "lowkirkenuinely" now a "pinkpilled" "foidmaxxer" and i'm asking you not to give her "spiked cortisol levels" about it

the thing is tumblr's userbase isn't like uniquely bad compared to the rest of the internet it's more just that the website has basically no personal safety features (beyond a barely-functional block button) and a staff that is actively complicit

oh im not the evil queen of darkness. im her sister. im looking after her castle while she's out for a couple of days. you look like a nice young lady. is that gothic lolita you're wearing? can you tell me about your coord? why is your stuffed animal saying you should attack me

Regicide is a victimless crime

some would say its not even a crime

1 you kill princess?

well i mean you can't exactly establish a socialist people's republic with monarchists around can you

I won't lie every comment about the wildfires that's like 'God is sending a message' genuinely makes me want to blow my brains out

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

seeing girls faces after i lift them into my arms and hearing them say no one’s done that before makes hitting the gym so worth it. i wanna make every single girl over 6 ft tall feel like a precious little princess because you all are. i love you. i do all of this for you.

taking a shit so brutal I start stimming in distress

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back