very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"
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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

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Found what I assume to be a very fine and normal printer in a free pile this morning. Just needs a little work. What could go wrong?
I see everyone in the notes is also having a very fine and normal time with their definitely-not-possessed printers
All printers possess one (1) small demon to power the printer (this is why the printer makes those noises.)
If the printer demon is not fed the cursing and frustration of people attempting to print, the demon invites more demons over for a party.
Curse your printers regularly; exorcising printers is expensive and uncertain.
I had incredible job security all throughout college because of my ability to perform immediate printer exorcisms. I left my job at the library twice for other jobs and both times eventually came back to an immediate rehire on the strength of my ability to make the library printers and photocopiers bend to my will. The power of the printer whisperer cannot be exaggerated.
Pet store adoption- Part 1
(E, Hucklerabbot, hybrid puppy-omega Dennis)
"Are you looking for a hybrid with a developed speech capability?"Β
The pet store attendant- Jim, says his puppy paw print adorned tag- asks them, pen poised above his notepad.Β
"Yes, if possible."Β
A box gets ticked.Β
Jack has done his research. Ever since Robby has shown an interest in hybrid ownership he's been studiously looking up the different kinds of hybrids available,Β Hey Mike, you more of a cat, dog or bunny person would you say?Β and hybrid careΒ How to care for your hybrid- 5 Myths about cages (hint- they're not a punishment).Β Unbeknown to this poor attendant, they are not here to just ooo and aah at the cute little ears and tails.Β
No, Jack has this shit on lock.Β
Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.
You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.
Je bent niet thuis wanneer er een pakketje wordt geleverd. Wat heb je liever?
Bij een buur achtergelaten
Bij een afhaalpunt bezorgd waar je het zelf moet ophalen
Morgen nog een keer proberen
Leg maar op de deurmat
Ik was WEL thuis verdomme (resultaten)
Je bent niet thuis wanneer er een pakketje wordt geleverd. Wat heb je liever?
Bij een buur achtergelaten
Bij een afhaalpunt bezorgd waar je het zelf moet ophalen
Morgen nog een keer proberen
Leg maar op de deurmat
Ik was WEL thuis verdomme (resultaten)

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headcanon that robby calls dennis *so* many pet names, but one of dennis's favourites is "pretty thing" because the first time robby called him it they were laying in bed, snuggled together post orgasm, and the older man had stroked him on the arm and said
"are you feeling good, pretty thing?"
and it was said with so much unfiltered love and devotion in his eyes that dennis felt more beautiful and happy than he ever had in all his years in broken bow put together.
so now dennis is robby's pretty thing, forever and ever.
A heatwave cartoon for New Scientist.
Robby wrapping Dennis up in a blanket like he did bjd and holding him and rocking him and telling him everything is gonna be okay after Dennis had a nightmare.
They had never discussed regression or dynamics, what's between them is so new still they've been basking in the simplicity and domesticity of it.
But that night Dennis slept badly, and when he woke he burst into tears, too small to understand what was happening just that everything was wrong wrong wrong. Robby sleeps lightly so he woke right away and didn't ask questions. Didn't need to. He knew all he had to do was hold his boy and make him feel safe again.
"Oh my brave boy," he murmurs as Dennis' cries subside. "I've got you, I'm right here."
He hears what Dennis calls him next, but it's a conversation they can have another time. Right now they just need this. The both of them.
Dennis in his arms, safe and settled by Robby in a way he knows he can provide, it has him feeling settled too. Like this was something he didn't know he was missing.
I love very specific cakes
I had to redraw this cake π°
A companion:
Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:
Bartholomew
Dolores
Norman
Harold
Magnolia
Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:
Maddison
Tanner
Skylar
Mckenzie
Logan
Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:
Elizabeth
Mary
Michael
Finnegan
Peter
Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:
Radish
Kerosene
Australopithecus
Anthill
Hedgemony
Names that are weird when you're normal:
Balthazar
Romulus
Clandestia
Persephone
Kremulon
Names that are normal when you're weird:
Al

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Dr Robby and his pudgy, hairy tummy Dennis and Jack just ADORE. Dennis getting to leave his head on Robby's tummy after a long day and finding nothing quite as comforting as the soft chub.
Dennis rubbing his cheek agaisnt Robby's hairy tummy and just loving the sensory feeling.
Robby always getting flustered and protesting his boy being so intimate with his body, but always giving Dennis what he wants and never pushing him off.
Jack loving to grab Robby's slight Muffin top and just groaping him.
Jack kneeding at the fat just under Robby's shirts when he snakes his arms around the taller man to hug or hold him.
Robby who has long since stopped trying to wrestle Jack off since he knows damn well its not a fight he's winning
<3 Tummy <3
Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!
#welcome back cinema welcome back Benoit Blanc π

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this is what trinity is posting about dennis on the daily