I want to adventures with you

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

i’m not procrastinating. i’m allowing the story to ferment. like kimchi. or a crime scene

it's Ryland Grace's own damn fault for hearing there was a ship named Hail Mary slated for a one-way trip into space and not immediately clocking that it was gonna be "full of Grace" whether he wanted it or not

What if we were two ghosts just screaming in an empty museum together? 👉👈

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

fic where robby and jack finally hook up and revert back to basically being horny teenagers. can’t keep their hands off each other, making out on the roof, sneaking into supply closets, feeling each other up in the stairwell, fingers brushing during handovers, giddy and stupid with it. don’t have the refractory period these days to actually fuck multiple times a day but my god they’ll give it a good go.