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in general these days i tend to think of 'ace kink' as having less to do with an essential truth of asexuality and more as a genre of smut that avoids sex as something of a stylistic and artistic choice, usually related to "i dont find it especially interesting or fun".
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ive been on tumblr for like two years and im beginning to understand it. like pink text has something to do with gnomes, purple text means you're horny in a certain way, red text has something to do with really long visual novels i think, blue text means you're in a house, green text means you're okay with where the current scene is and want to keep going and experience more of this, but i still dont know what yellow text means
yellow text is the golden truth
sorry i cant tell what you're saying can you try saying it more colorfully
Yellow text is the golden truth!
but that's red? this is getting confusing, sorry.
I don't think yellow text means anything. I think it's the absence of meaning.
when you say it like that, i somehow get the impression that you really need to pee and are holding it in. but maybe that's just my impression of you.
I take it back. The yellow text symbolizes your rotten character and the sickness of your spirit
I don't think it's supposed to be that color. It looks like it's almost orange. Have you been drinking enough water?
THE YELLOW TEXT MEANS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
I think you just had too much vitamin B.
Subreddits dedicated to posting screenshots of Tumblr posts need to institute better rules about self-posting. I'm tired of people posting their no-note flopposts or political agenda posts with no evidence that they got any traction on Tumblr itself. They might as well just allow Reddit textposts at this point because there's no difference between the two if your "Curated Tumblr post" can't even do well on Tumblr.
Doing my part to make this gain traction.
Some days really feel like "β οΈ You have 8 hours to finish relaxing! Be sure to meet your relaxation quota (or else)!"
the emotional stages of a hike:
beginning: wow, this is great! I love hiking! why donβt I do this more often?
halfway up: why did I do this? why does ANYONE do this? I hate this. this is pointless. how am I not even close to the summit yet? no view could possibly be worth this miserable, interminable slog. I need to do more cardio.
at the summit: wow, this is great! I love hiking! this view was totally worth it! what a beautiful thing it is to be alive and on top of a mountain right now. I am perfectly at peace, breeze blowing, birds singing, nice crunchy apple and delicious salty trail mix, all is right with the world.
halfway down: why did I do this? why does anyone do this? ow my knees. :( ow my ankles. :( ow my feet. :( how am I not back down yet? I donβt remember it being this long on the way up.
home and showered: wow, hiking is great! I love hiking! that was so nice, I should do it more often. (ow my knees)
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Google's new Advanced Flow is Another Step Towards Killing Android
After the terrible addition of forced Developer ID Verification, Google is now introducing yet another ingenious idea to combat scams; named Android Advanced Flow, it puts in place additional steps and hoops for the user to jump around if they want to install applications from outside of the Play Store. This new mechanism - which replaces the simple and logical "Install Apps From Unknown Sources" which we've been accustomed to - consists of tedious and unnecessarily long 10 steps:
EnableΒ Developer ModeΒ by tapping the software build number inΒ About PhoneΒ seven times
In Settings > System, open Developer Options and scroll down to βAllow Unverified Packages.β
Flip the toggle and answer a scare screen confirming that you are not being coerced
Enter your device unlock pin/password
Restart your device
Wait 24 hours
Return to theΒ unverified packagesΒ menu at the end of the security delay
Scroll past additional scare screen warnings and select either βAllow temporarilyβ (seven days) or βAllow indefinitely.β
On the next scare screen, confirm that you understand the risks.
You can now install unverified packages on the device by tapping the βInstall anywayβ option in the package manager.
Although it helps reduce scamming of tech-unsavvy individuals, it is an overkill approach, and the idea that Google is closing the Android ecosystem more and more overshadows their good intentions in caring for its users. Between this change and developer ID verification starting next year globally, most users will not bother to go through all the trouble to install an app that is not from the Play Store. Which is precisely what Google wants.
This Week in F-Droid TWIF curated on Friday, 20 Feb 2026, Week 8 F-Droid core During our talks with F-Droid users at FOSDEM26 we were baffle
If you want more resources that independent app developers are severly worried about this and our future
Open Letter to Google Regarding Mandatory Developer Registration for Third-Party App Distribution
Here's an open letter of major independent app developers who are fighting against this
Here's why this particularly bad and if you truly believe this is the same as every other breach of privacy that has come before, then you have already fallen for their propaganda. You can fight back, stop laying there and taking it
Have they really taken so much that you truly believe you're helpless? Take responsibility for the society you are born in, there is no other way things will change
Your phone is about to stop being yours. In September 2026, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.
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sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way
artist's impression
whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual
forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet
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Smack in da Middle 2022 finals: Tarnished vs. Turdpedo
Crazy game, would highly recommend.
Am I the mom friend? Absolutely not. But what I AM is the "prepared for any situation" friend, and THAT bears wisdom I can pass on
Step 1: Cargo pants, or purse, fanny pack, cool jacket, backpack, etc.
Step 2:
Folded-up plastic bag
Tweezers
Chapstick
Small knife
Lighter
Band-aids
Hand sanitizer
Hard candy
Travel-size Tylenol
Needle and thread
Safety pin
Bus fare
Charger
Pen/flashlight combo
Sticky notes
Granola bar
Tampon
Pad
Mini multi-head screwdriver
Zipock of tissue
Bottle opener
Hockey tape
This can be a lot to unload and re-load if you're a cargo pants person, but if you like me are not really a purse person I highly recommend either a cool jacket you can sew secret pockets into or a spare water bottle you can grab 'n' go whenever
I share this because being the guy who always has The Thing You Need is the best feeling in the world and I think more people should experience it
I forget if there's some in-universe explanation for it (very possible, given the setting), but just suddenly had the thought that the Watch uniforms all being dyed black is just an utterly ruinously expensive flex on the rooks' part, isn't it?
I do remember the in-universe handwave being something about the Watch having a utter monopoly on some snail species that can be used to make a black dye (with this also being a source of funding for the Watch)
The Watch having monopoly - and being the only one using this exact black colour - not only is great PR and explaining the big use of black.
But if you think the Discord had not obsessed over this for years before the reveal, and spent way too long obsessing over the snail the moment it was introduced (ignoring the actual chapter plot for that week), you don't actually know the Discord patreon channels. XD
Anyway, the Watch having uniforms at all is a giant absurd flex in it's own. This really was not a standard of the Renaissance. At all. To the point where it's kinda moving into one of fantasy elements of Pale Lights.
Colouring them all black in a special super limited tone only they can use is just extra flexing on top.
Common misconception is that the shy and introverted period where a person joins a new group is them waiting to take down their walls and show their real personality.
In actuality it's the period where the shy and introverted person who chooses their words very carefully is studying the group with Terminator vision studying all their habits and downloading them.
The point where they "open up" is when they feel they can seamlessly fit in and emulate the group dynamic.
I feel like someone has just exposed me.
#if the portals don't share a reference frame then there's sound logic that gets either answer unfortunately#it isn't properly defined and the vibes can lead you to A or B being correct
wait no please explain, how could it be A? like, genuinely, what is the chain of reasoning for that?
If the orange portal keeps moving afterwards, it's pretty unambiguously B. But as soon as you have accelerating portals, things get weird.
This video has a well animated explanation of why: https://youtube.com/watch?v=IhEaw3Kuhf0&t=14m57s
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what they dont tell you about being touch starved is that even after a lot of cuddling you need more and more and more and
I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon
StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.
stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.
bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.
mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:
The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."
The Useless Web
Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)
Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."
Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."
I used to love take me to a useless website
