I'll think of something later

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over