Drowning in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

the music that plays during cere's death is so tragic and beautiful......

Uhm,, sorry sweatie, but we have no principles and are glad to abandon your human rights for a handful of votes that we're not gonna get anyway bc we don't believe in offering anything to anyone either 😍🥰😘

It seems like if you’re concerned about literal fascism, mass demonization and rollback of the human rights of unpopular subaltern groups is something that should the fucking well concern you.

first they came for the trans people, but I did not speak up, because I was too concerned with the abstract concept of opposing fascism to actually do anything

okay but do you ever think about how amazing graceling is? like a main character who is physically unmatched, who has been raised as a killer but decides to start a secret spy network to protect people? even tho her whole life she has been called a brute and acted as the enforcer to a cruel king? yeah she might say shes not like other girls but shes mad about how the patriarchy robs them of the ability to defend themselves and decides her mission in life is to train those who have not been trained. she is tearing the patriarchy down with her bare hands and recruiting more people to help her every day. romantasy wishes they could have a main character as nuanced as katsa. and she punched a mountain lion in the face.

Why should all citizens get a certain amount of free food from the government to supplement what they can buy on their own? That’s the sort of stupid commie thing they do in *checks notes* the ancient Roman republic.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

Oh boy time to spend 30 hours writing a Lancer campaign about this

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

Oh so this is literally JUST something my mom made up lmao????

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen