Polite Menace

MOTHPOOL??? 👀

Rusty meets Bluestar

artistic interpretation: Rusty and Greypaw meet (trying the warrior cats audiobook again)

sometimes allegiances describe cats as pretty or beautiful.

Set this up between AVoS and TBC. Tigerstar is in charge with Cloverfoot as deputy, and Puddleshine is training Shadowpaw. Lots of apprentices in this one!

Like if Appleflower over in the nursery gives birth to a tortoiseshell with one white paw and names her Whitekit, does her leader give her a strong side-eye and think I see what you did there, I know you're trying to railroad me into fucking Whitefoot or Whitestep, and I swear to StarClan if I'm still leader by the time that thing has a ceremony, she's Whitecloud. I'll do it just to be a dick to you specifically, you can't fucking tell me what to do

Set up toward the end of Omen of the Stars with Firestar and Brambleclaw in charge. Technically, Jayfeather is the only medicine cat! Fun to blend nature with the man made quarry.

youd think with all the poppyfrost love im always espousing that i would have designed her kids by now

all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together

Squirrelflight is bisexual confirmed

into the wild

goat dog

Oh, yeah, I wonder how that map's progressed si--wait MISHA COLLINS?

Anyway, homie is, like all wealthy white dudes, egregiously imperfect, but he’s definitely fucking trying. So in that regard, he’s valuable because he’s reaching audiences that you personally probably wouldn’t be able to reach, and if you find he has specific stuff on topics you need to persuade people on, he’s a valuable avenue.

i bet i did