Polite Menace

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

Y’all don’t ignore people enough. That’s why you stressed out.

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

walked in on the boys doing lines of water in the bathroom

Imagine you forgot lube for your Weho Pride airbnb and it comes in the fuckin Shanebot

It's crazy and wildly unfair the types of people who will be out there with no shame over any of their behavior meanwhile I'm stuck being nauseated at myself for every very normal conversation I have with someone