HoneyBadgerDon'tCare

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

Hotel is closed and moseby is barely holding to together

#you gotta draw the line somewhere #you gotta draw the fucking line in the sand dude #you gotta make a statement #you gotta look inside yourself and say #what am i willing to put up with today #not fucking this    

@lisapanda

In book 1 when their major plot puzzle is character establishing to set us up for the series, Hermione straight-up explains to Harry that she kicks butt because she has logic (which is apparently rare for wizards) and Harry kicks butt because he has emotional understanding and heart. (Ron is unconscious for this conversation and doesn’t get a speech, but presumably he kicks butt for being the only one of them with an ounce of common fucking sense.)

I seriously love those small things which were added to Stardew Valley. Like, Harvey going to the library on Saturdays? Leah and Elliott meeting in the saloon on Fridays? Penny and Sam hanging out together next to the river? George chilling outside his house in the summer? How many things I haven't seen yet? Amazing...

The highlight of the Hozier concert last night was when he sang Take Me to Church and walked into the crowd singing "Amen" and all of us, like the followers of Christ that we are, all huddled toward him screaming amen with our hands stretched out to feel his power and lemme tell you that's the closest I'll ever be to experiencing a renaissance painting irl

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends

I know Dracula is the bad guy of Castlevania and all, but if some zealous Christians showed up at my home and horribly murdered my wife because she did medicine too good I too would probably have gone absolutely fucking feral

My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior

Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.

Homeopathic holy

It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.

so crispin bonham carter, who plays mr bingley in pride and prejudice (1995) is now like an English classics and lit professor like imagine walking into your English classics class and it’s being taught by mr fucking bingley

latin word of the day: arborescere, to become a tree, to grow to be a tree

im gonna eat an unholy amount of dirt fuck off to the forest and aborescere

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Hozier?

Burr gets his first crit and Immediately regrets it

Oh no