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βΎ Warnings: angst, hurt/comfort, insecure reader, mentions of cheating and past rejection, rude ex-boyfriend, verbal humiliation, protective John, kissing, happy ending.
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The betting shop had a way of making even quiet things feel loud.
Coins against wood. Men clearing their throats. Pollyβs heels crossing the floor with purpose. The scratch of pencils over slips, the low murmur of odds being changed, the door opening and shutting so often that the cold seemed to come in by habit.
You had only been working there three weeks, and already you knew where not to stand when Arthur came in angry, which drawer stuck if you pulled it too quickly, and which men tried to lean too far across the counter when Polly wasnβt looking.
You had also learned that John Shelby was trouble.
Not in the way men usually were. Not the cheap sort of trouble that came with a hand at your waist before permission or a smile that curdled when you said no. Johnβs trouble was brighter than that. It came in with his hat tilted back, cigarette at the corner of his mouth, eyes full of humor even before he said a word.
He was too easy to look at, and worse, too easy to like.
That was the dangerous part.
βYouβve written that same number twice,β Polly said from beside you.
You startled, pencil slipping slightly between your fingers. βSorry?β
Polly reached over, tapped the book with one painted nail, and gave you a look sharp enough to make you straighten. βI said youβve written the same number twice.β
βOh.β You leaned closer, heat rising in your face as you saw the mistake. βIβm sorry, Mrs. Gray. Iβll fix it.β
βItβs Polly,β she said. βAnd if you call me Mrs. Gray every time you make a mistake, Iβll start thinking youβre trying to make me feel old.β
From across the room, John laughed.
You did not look up. You had been trying very hard, all morning, not to look up.
It was impossible to miss him anyway. He had come in half an hour ago with Arthur, bringing cold air and cigarette smoke with him, his coat dark from the damp outside. Since then, he had made a show of pretending to help, which mostly meant leaning near the counter and distracting anyone within reach.
βYouβre making her nervous, John boy,β Arthur said, not even bothering to lower his voice.
βIβm standing here.β
βYouβre never just standing anywhere. Always got to be doing something with your face.β
John turned, offended. βWhatβs wrong with my face?β
Arthur looked at you, as if inviting you to answer.
You bent over the book, carefully scratching out the mistake. You did not trust yourself to speak. If you said nothing, perhaps they would forget you were there.
They did not.
βLeave her be,β Polly said. βShe does more work in an hour than either of you do in a day.β
John put a hand over his chest. βThat hurt, Pol.β
βGood.β
You bit the inside of your cheek before a smile could get away from you.
John saw it anyway.
That was another thing about him. He noticed too much.
You felt his attention before you heard him move. Then he was closer, not crowding you, but close enough that the scent of smoke and soap reached you over the paper and ink.
βDonβt listen to them,β he said. βMy face is well liked around here.β
You glanced up despite yourself.
He was smiling, but not the broad one he wore for everyone else. This was smaller. Almost careful. Like he had lowered his voice for you alone and hadnβt quite known why.
βIβm sure it is,β you said.
Arthur made a noise from behind him.
John pointed without turning. βShut up.β
βI never said nothing.β
βYou were thinking it.β
βI was thinking sheβs got sense, that one. More than you.β
The smile escaped you then, quick and unwilling, and John looked so pleased by it that you immediately lowered your eyes again.
Polly watched all of this in silence.
She watched you tuck your pencil behind your ear with fingers that werenβt as steady as they had been before John came over. She watched John reach for a stack of slips he did not need, only to forget what he was doing because you had smiled at something Arthur said. She watched Arthur watch the two of you and roll his eyes to the ceiling as if asking God for strength.
By the end of your third week, everyone in the betting shop knew.
Everyone except you and John.
You knew that John was kind to you, but you did not let yourself build anything from kindness. You had done that before. You had taken a smile and made it into promise, taken a manβs attention and dressed it up as devotion, only to be left sitting alone outside a picture house while rain soaked through your shoes.
Once, a man had told you he loved how soft you were. Two months later, you found out he had been saying the same thing to a barmaid with brighter lipstick and easier laughter.
You had learned, slowly and painfully, that men liked sweetness until it bored them. They liked quiet girls until they wanted someone louder. They liked being adored until it asked something of them.
So when John brought you tea without asking, you told yourself he had brought tea for everyone.
When he walked you to the end of Watery Lane after dark, you told yourself Tommy must have told him to.
When he leaned over your shoulder and asked you to check his figures, even though you were fairly certain John Shelby could count money in his sleep, you told yourself he was being polite.
And when his hand brushed yours over a pile of betting slips and he went still for half a second, you told yourself you had imagined it.
John, for his part, thought you were too good to be looked at for too long.
It was ridiculous, and he knew it. He had never been shy. He had never lacked words around women, never struggled to turn a smile into something more if he wanted. But with you, he found himself saying the wrong things or nothing at all.
He liked the way you listened before you answered. He liked that you thanked men who did not deserve it, then looked secretly pleased when Polly snapped at them afterward. He liked the little frown you made when you were adding numbers, and the way you pressed your thumb against the edge of paper before turning a page.
He liked that you were gentle without being weak.
That was the thing that got him worst.
You were gentle in a house full of sharp edges, and John could not understand why that made him want to stand between you and every door that opened.
βAsk her to the pictures,β Ada said one afternoon, perched on the corner of Tommyβs desk like she owned it.
John was cleaning mud from under his fingernail with a letter opener. He did not look at her. βAsk who?β
Ada stared at him.
John kept scraping at his nail.
βRight,β she said. βPlay thick. Suits you.β
Tommy, who had been reading by the window, did not lift his head. βSheβs talking about Y/n.β
βI know who sheβs talking about.β
βThen answer her.β
John set the letter opener down a little too hard. βNothing to answer.β
Ada laughed. βYou look at her like a starving dog outside a butcherβs.β
Arthur, standing near the door with a cigarette between his fingers, let out a bark of laughter. βThatβs true, that is.β
John pointed at him. βYou stay out of it.β
βGladly. Sick of watching it.β
βThereβs nothing to watch.β
At that, Tommy finally looked up.
John hated when Tommy looked at him like that. Calm. Knowing. Annoying.
βYouβve scared men for less than standing too close to her,β Tommy said.
Johnβs jaw tightened. βMen should know where to stand.β
Ada softened a little. βAnd where should you stand?β
John had no answer for that.
He looked through the glass of Tommyβs office instead, out into the shop where you were helping Polly sort the afternoonβs books. You were holding a stack of papers close to your chest, nodding as Polly spoke. A loose piece of hair had fallen near your cheek, and you kept trying to push it back with the back of your wrist because your hands were full.
John had the stupid, sudden urge to go over and do it for you.
He stayed where he was.
βSheβs not for men like us,β he said.
Adaβs face changed.
Arthur stopped smiling.
Tommy said nothing, but his gaze moved from John to the window, where you had gone still just outside the office door.
You had come to bring Pollyβs ledger in. The book was heavy against your ribs, your fingers curled around the spine of it so tightly that the corners dug into your hand.
John did not see you at first.
βSheβs a good girl,β he went on, quieter now, rougher around the edges. βWhatβs she going to do with all this, eh? With me?β
The words reached you with no kindness attached to them.
Sheβs not for men like us.
A good girl.
Whatβs she going to do with me?
It should not have hurt as much as it did. You had no claim on him. No promise. No right to feel as though something had been taken from you. Still, your throat tightened so suddenly that you had to turn away before anyone saw your face change.
Polly saw.
Of course Polly saw.
You set the ledger on the nearest table instead of taking it into the office and went back to your work with your head low.
John noticed the difference within the hour.
At first, he thought you were busy. Then he thought you were tired. Then, when he asked if you wanted him to walk you home and you told him no without looking at him, he felt something drop hard in his stomach.
βNo?β he repeated.
You wrapped your scarf around your neck, fingers moving quickly. βIβll be fine.β
βItβs dark.β
βI know the way.β
John glanced toward Polly, but she was watching him with an expression that offered no help at all.
βDid I do something?β he asked.
You looked at him then. It was worse than if you had kept your eyes down. There was no anger in your face, no accusation. Just a careful little distance where warmth had been that morning.
βNo,β you said. βGoodnight, John.β
He stood there, cigarette forgotten between his fingers, and watched you leave.
For three days, you were polite to him.
That was how John knew he had done something truly terrible.
You answered when he spoke. You smiled when other people were looking. You passed him papers when asked and thanked him if he held the door. But you no longer lingered near his desk. You no longer made tea and left his cup closer than the others. You no longer looked at him like you were trying not to.
By the third day, Arthur had lost patience.
βSheβs avoiding you,β he said.
John was leaning against the counter, watching you speak to a customer at the far end of the shop. βI noticed.β
βGood. Thought youβd gone blind as well as stupid.β
John slid him a look. βArthur.β
βWhat? You have. Walking round here with a face like someone kicked your dog and all because you wonβt say what you mean.β
John rubbed a hand over his mouth. βDonβt know what I mean.β
Arthur scoffed. βYou want her.β
βItβs not that simple.β
βIt is, actually. You just make things worse because youβve got a Shelby head on you.β
Before John could answer, the door opened.
The man who walked in had a smile that made your hand freeze over the slip you were writing.
He was dressed well enough to want people to notice, collar neat, hair slicked, gloves tucked into one hand. Nothing about him looked particularly threatening, and perhaps that was why the sight of him made you feel so foolish. He was not a monster. He was just a man. Just a man who had once made you feel chosen, then left you feeling like something easy to set down.
βY/n,β he said, smiling wider. βWell. Look at you.β
Your pencil rolled from your fingers.
John saw.
The whole shop seemed to shift around that one small sound.
βCan I help you?β you asked.
The man leaned against the counter. Too familiar. Too comfortable. βThat any way to greet an old friend?β
You swallowed. βIf youβre placing a bet, I can take it. Otherwiseββ
βListen to that,β he said, looking around as if he had an audience. βAll proper now, are we?β
John pushed away from the counter.
Arthur caught his sleeve. Not to stop him, exactly. Just to warn him to wait.
The manβs gaze moved over the shop, taking in the Shelby men, then back to you. βDidnβt think this was your sort of place.β
βItβs work.β
βMm. Your father know youβre working for them?β
βThatβs none of your business.β
His smile thinned. There it was. The part you remembered. The quick change when you did not give him what he wanted.
βI was only asking,β he said. βNo need to get upset. You always did take things too much to heart.β
You looked down at the counter.
He leaned in just a little.
βStill looking at men like they owe you something, are you? That was always your trouble.β He gave a small laugh, soft enough that it might have passed for harmless to anyone who did not hear the blade under it. βToo easy to disappoint.β
You did not move.
You felt, horribly, like every person in the room had heard him reach into you and name the thing you tried hardest to hide.
John did move then.
Arthur did not stop him.
John crossed the shop in a few quick strides and came to stand beside you, close enough that his arm nearly brushed yours, but not touching. His eyes were on the man across the counter.
βYou placed your bet?β John asked.
The man blinked. βSorry?β
βYour bet,β John said. βYou come in to place one, place it. You come in for something else, walk back out.β
The man looked John up and down, doing a poor job of pretending he was not nervous. βI was having a conversation.β
βNo,β John said. βYou were talking at a woman who clearly finished with you long before today.β
Your breath caught.
The manβs face tightened. βThis doesnβt concern you.β
John smiled then, but there was nothing easy in it. βEverything in this shop concerns me.β
For a moment, no one spoke.
The man looked at Arthur, then at the door, then back at John. Whatever he saw in Johnβs face helped him make his decision.
He straightened, smoothing his gloves as if leaving had been his plan all along. βFine. No need for all this.β
John did not step back.
The man gave you one last look, meant to make you feel small.
It might have worked, if John had not shifted slightly in front of you.
The door shut behind him.
Noise returned slowly. A cough. A chair scraping. Arthur muttering something under his breath as he turned away.
You stared at the counter.
John looked at your hands first. They were curled tightly against the wood.
βYou all right?β he asked.
It was the gentleness in his voice that nearly undid you.
You nodded too quickly. βIβm fine.β
βYou donβt look fine.β
βI said Iβm fine.β
The words came sharper than you meant them to. Johnβs face changed, not with anger, but surprise.
You stepped back from the counter. βExcuse me.β
βY/nββ
βI need air.β
You moved before he could stop you, pushing through the side door into the narrow yard behind the shop. The cold hit your face and helped a little. Not enough.
You pressed your hands to your mouth, embarrassed by the way they shook.
You had not cried when you found out he cheated. You had not cried outside the picture house, not until you got home and took off your wet shoes. You had not cried after the second man stood you up, or the third, when your friend told you perhaps you were trying too hard.
But this felt worse.
Because John had seen.
John, who you had been stupid enough to hope about. John, who thought you were not for men like him and now knew exactly the sort of woman you were. One who could be laughed at. One who could be left. One who still stood there and let a man from her past make her feel like a fool with one sentence.
The door opened behind you.
You wiped quickly beneath your eyes, turning your face away. βPlease donβt.β
John stopped a few feet from you. βI wonβt come closer.β
That made you feel worse somehow.
He stayed by the door, hands low, shoulders tense beneath his coat. For once, he looked unsure of himself.
βIβm sorry,β he said.
You gave a small, humorless laugh. βYou didnβt say it.β
βNo. But I shouldβve knocked his teeth out for it.β
βYou canβt knock everyoneβs teeth out for me.β
βI can make a decent start.β
Despite yourself, your mouth trembled close to a smile before it disappeared.
John saw that too.
βI mean it,β he said. βIβm sorry.β
You looked down at the wet ground. βFor what?β
He was quiet for a second too long.
βFor whatever I did that made you stop looking at me.β
Your chest tightened.
The yard felt too small suddenly, the walls too close, the air too cold in your lungs.
βYou didnβt do anything,β you said.
βDonβt lie to me.β
βIβm not.β
βYou are.β He took half a step forward, then stopped himself. βYouβve barely spoken to me for three days. You think I havenβt noticed?β
βI thought that might be easier for you.β
John frowned. βEasier?β
You folded your arms around yourself. βI heard you.β
βWhen?β
βIn Tommyβs office. You said I wasnβt for men like you.β
His face went still.
You hated that stillness. It gave you time to fill in the silence yourself, and you had never been kind in the way you filled silence.
βItβs all right,β you said, before he could speak. βYou donβt have to explain it. I know what you meant.β
βNo, you donβt.β
βI do.β
βYou donβt,β he said, sharper now, then immediately softened his voice. βY/n, you donβt.β
You finally looked at him.
John dragged a hand over his face, laughing once under his breath, but there was no humor in it. βChrist. Iβm bad at this.β
βAt what?β
βAt wanting something without ruining it.β
The words sat between you.
He looked away first, jaw working as though he was trying to force the rest out and resented needing to say it at all.
βWhen I said you werenβt for men like us, I didnβt mean I didnβt want you,β he said. βI meant I wanted you too much and didnβt know what the hell to do about it.β
You stared at him.
John looked back at you then, eyes steady despite the nervous movement of his fingers at his side.
βYou come in here with your quiet voice and your careful hands, and you make this place feel less like itβs made out of smoke and shouting. And I know what I am. I know what people say about us. About me.β His mouth twisted. βI thought if I had any sense, Iβd leave you alone before you got pulled into it.β
You breathed out slowly. βSo you were protecting me?β
βTrying to.β
βYou hurt me.β
βI know.β
The answer came too quickly to be anything but honest.
John stepped closer, just one pace, and this time you did not move away.
βI know,β he said again. βAnd Iβm sorry. I thought I was doing the right thing, keeping back. But then you stopped bringing me tea and started calling me Mr. Shelby in that voiceββ
βI did not.β
βYou did. Awful thing. Like being stabbed with good manners.β
A laugh slipped out of you before you could stop it.
Johnβs expression changed at the sound, some of the tension leaving his shoulders.
Then the feeling that had been sitting in your chest all afternoon rose again, and you looked away.
βWhat he said in there,β you said. βItβs true, in a way.β
Johnβs face hardened. βNo, it isnβt.β
βYou donβt know what I mean.β
βI know enough.β
You shook your head. βI do expect things. I know I shouldnβt, but I do. I expect people to mean what they say. I expect them to come back when they promise they will. I expect them to choose me because I wouldβve chosen them.β Your voice thinned, and you hated it. βAnd then when they donβt, I feel stupid for ever thinking they might.β
John was quiet.
You stared at the brick wall opposite you, at the damp darkening the edges, at anything but him.
βI know Iβm not exciting,β you said. βI know Iβm not the sort of woman men lose their heads over. Iβm justβ¦β
The sentence broke off because you did not know how to finish it without sounding as small as you felt.
John closed the space between you then.
Not quickly. Not in a way that trapped you. He came close enough that you had to look at him, and when you did, his face was serious in a way that made the rest of the world seem to fall back.
βDonβt do that,β he said.
You blinked. βDo what?β
βTalk about yourself like some man who didnβt know what he had gets to decide what you are.β
Your eyes stung.
John lifted his hand, hesitated, then brushed his knuckles lightly against your sleeve. Asking without making you answer out loud.
You did not pull away.
βI noticed you the first day,β he said. βYou had ink on your finger and you kept hiding your hands every time Polly looked at your work. I noticed you wouldnβt sit down until Finn had a chair, even though he didnβt need one. I noticed you smile when you think no oneβs watching.β His voice dipped lower. βAnd I noticed that every time I get near you, I start acting like a lad whoβs never spoken to a woman before.β
You let out a shaky breath, caught somewhere between laughter and crying.
John smiled faintly. βThat is not a small thing, love.β
Love.
He said it so softly that it did not sound practiced.
You looked down at where his hand still hovered near your sleeve. βI thought you were only kind to me because youβre kind to women.β
βIβm not that kind.β
That startled another small laugh from you.
He grinned, but it faded as quickly as it came. βI mean it. I donβt walk women home because Iβm worried about the stones in the road. I donβt bring tea I donβt drink just so someone will have a warm cup. I donβt spend half a morning pretending I canβt add because I like the view of a ledger.β
βYou pretended you couldnβt add?β
βBadly, I thought.β
βI didnβt want to assume.β
βAssume next time.β
Your gaze lifted to his.
Johnβs eyes moved over your face, careful now, softer than he looked inside the shop. βTell me to leave you alone and I will.β
You did not answer at once.
It would have been safer to tell him yes. Safer to go back inside, finish the books, go home, and let your silly hope die before it became something you could not control.
But John Shelby was standing in front of you looking like he would let you break his heart if it meant you got to choose.
No one had ever given you that before. The choosing.
βI donβt want you to leave me alone,β you said.
The relief that crossed his face was so open it nearly hurt.
βNo?β
You shook your head.
Johnβs hand moved from your sleeve to your fingers. He touched you gently, like he knew you had been handled carelessly before and meant to make a point of the difference. His thumb brushed once over your knuckles.
βIβm not good at soft things,β he said.
βYouβve been soft with me.β
βNot enough.β
βEnough for me to notice.β
He looked at your joined hands. βIβll do it wrong sometimes.β
βI know.β
His mouth quirked. βYouβre meant to say no, John, youβll be perfect.β
βI donβt think Iβd believe that.β
βFair.β
You smiled properly then, and this time you let him see all of it.
Johnβs eyes dropped to your mouth and came back up again, a little less steady than before. βCan I kiss you?β
The question was so plain, so unlike the men who had taken your silence for permission, that something inside you loosened.
βYes,β you said.
John leaned in slowly.
The kiss was gentle at first, almost cautious, his hand still holding yours between you. You had expected him to kiss like he talked, all nerve and confidence, but he kissed you like he was listening for every breath. Like he did not want to miss the moment you changed your mind, if you did.
You didnβt.
You stepped closer, your free hand catching lightly at the front of his coat, and John made a quiet sound in his throat before his other hand rose to your waist. Not pulling. Just settling there, warm and sure.
When he drew back, he did not go far.
His forehead nearly touched yours, his breath brushing your cheek.
βStill think youβre easy to disappoint?β he asked.
You looked at him, at the careful hope in his face, at the way his thumb still moved over your knuckles.
βI think Iβve been disappointed enough to expect it.β
John nodded once, as if he understood that difference and did not mean to argue it away.
βThen let me be the first man to prove you wrong.β
Your chest ached at that.
Inside the shop, someone knocked sharply against the window.
You both turned.
Arthur stood there with his hands raised in exaggerated triumph, grinning like a fool. Ada was beside him, laughing behind her cigarette. Even Tommy had appeared in the office doorway, looking faintly amused. Polly, standing closest to the glass, gave you one approving nod before turning away as though she had not been watching the whole time.
You hid your face against Johnβs shoulder with a groan.
John laughed, low and pleased, his arm coming around you properly now. βTold you my face was well liked around here.β
βYouβre unbearable.β
βYouβll get used to it.β
You lifted your head. βWill I?β
His smile softened.
βIf you want to.β
There it was again. The choice.
You looked at the man in front of you, at the trouble in him and the gentleness he tried so hard to pretend he did not have. You thought of every old disappointment, every empty promise, every night you had walked home alone feeling foolish for hoping.
Then you thought of John standing beside you in the shop, not touching you until you let him, telling a man from your past to walk out because you were finished with him.
You squeezed his hand.
βI want to.β
Johnβs grin came back, bright and boyish for half a second before he leaned down and kissed you again, less careful this time but no less sweet.
Behind the glass, Arthur shouted something neither of you could hear.
John ignored him.
So did you.
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Your honor, he's not my type. (part five)
pairing; jake seresin x fem!reader
summary; Enemies with a deal: play the perfect couple for one week. But in the heart of Texas, under one roof and one lie too many⦠They forget where the act ends and the feelings begin.
word count; 4.1k
warnings; fake dating au, enemies to lovers, age gap (reader is in her late twenties, jake's in his late thirties), smut, oral (fem receiving), jake has a praise kink, reader has mommy issues (too self-indulgent haha), slight angst, happy ending
a/n; i originally had planned for reader to freak out and leave jake but i decided i wouldn't make y'all suffer so i went for a happier path, also can you notice i took a page out of glen's set it up's book? haha. this is the final part of the series, thank you so much for reading and commenting and reblogging, it made my day <3
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You didnβt talk about the kiss.
Not when Jake backed you into the guest room like a man on a mission. Not when the door clicked shut behind him with a soft finality. And definitely not when you shoved him back by the shoulders until he hit the mattress and stared up at you like youβd just rewritten the laws of gravity.
βIβm on top tonight,β you said, breathless but firm, planting a knee on the bed beside him. βKeep your hands to yourself until I say.β
Jake huffed a laugh even as he obeyed, hands lifted in mock surrender. βBossy pants really is your final form.β
βYouβre lucky I let you talk at all,β you muttered, already reaching for his shirt. βNow lift.β
He did β with zero hesitation, smirking the whole time β and as the fabric peeled away, your hands froze halfway up his stomach.
βJesus,β you whispered.
βWhat?β His grin widened.
βDo you live at the gym?β
Jake arched a brow and flexed, just to be a menace. βGotta look good when my fake girlfriend demands performance excellence.β
You rolled your eyes, shoving the shirt over his head β and he chuckled until you shoved him backward, straddling his hips in one smooth movement.
Jake exhaled hard through his nose, smirk faltering just slightly when you leaned down and kissed a slow, confident line from his throat to his collarbone.
βYouβre going to let me take my time,β you said into his skin, βand youβre going to keep that mouth shut unless youβre begging.β
He swallowed. βThis is some lawyer dominance fantasy, isnβt it?β
βMaybe,β you said, kissing just under his jaw. βBut youβre not complaining.β
Jakeβs breath hitched. βNot even a little.β
You undressed slowly, methodically, taking pleasure in the way his gaze darkened with every inch of skin revealed. And when you reached for him β still in command, still fully in control β he hissed softly, hips stuttering beneath you.
βI said still,β you reminded him, voice just above a whisper. βWe do this my way.β
Jake groaned low in his throat. βGod, youβre going to ruin me.β
βThatβs the plan.β
You leaned down again and kissed him hard, grinding your hips into his until he broke, one hand gripping the sheets like it was the only thing keeping him tethered to the earth.
He let you take your time β let you guide his hands, his mouth, his body β until the teasing tension that had simmered between you for weeks snapped like a live wire.
And still, you kept control.
Even when his hands clutched at your hips and his mouth fell open against your shoulder. Even when his voice finally broke, a pleading groan tumbling out of him: βPlease. Please. Tell me what you want.β
You smiled β slow, smug, triumphant.
βI want your mouth,β you whispered, voice low and warm. βAnd I want you to keep your eyes on me while you do it.β
Jake was a pilot β trained under pressure, calm under fire β but when he dropped to his knees at the edge of the bed and dragged you forward with careful, reverent hands, he looked anything but composed.
And when his mouth met your skin, your hands tangled in his hair, and your voice spilled out louder than you meant it to β he groaned again, holding your thighs tight as you moved against him, deeper into every flick of his tongue, every slow draw of his mouth.
βYouβreβGod, youβreββ you gasped, losing the thread of thought as heat licked through you like wildfire.
βSay it,β he murmured between strokes. βTell me Iβm good.β
You gave a breathless laugh. βYouβre fine. Adequate.β
Jake growled β low and dangerous β and suddenly, he was devouring you with a hunger that had your head spinning and your knees locking around his shoulders. You tried to maintain control, tried to hold on to the power youβd claimed β but it splintered, deliciously, until all you could do was whisper his name like a prayer.
And when you collapsed back against the pillows, breathless and shaking, he crawled up beside you, lips slick and eyes alight with pride.
βYouβre impossible,β you managed.
βI live to serve.β
You stared at the ceiling, still catching your breath.
Then, very quietly: βThat wasβ¦ the first time anyoneβs everβ¦β
Jake stilled.
His head turned slowly toward you, surprise flickering behind his expression.
βYouβre serious?β
You nodded, suddenly self-conscious. βGuys my age donβt usually care aboutββ
Jake was already sliding down the bed again.
You blinked, startled. βJake.β
He looked up from where heβd nestled between your thighs again, eyes very serious now.
βWeβre doing that again.β
βJakeββ
βIβm making up for lost time.β
βJakeββ
His mouth cut off your protest.
And after that, all you could do was say his name.
Again.
And again.
-
The room was dark now, save for the moonlight slipping through the curtains, casting soft shadows on the wall. The sounds of crickets outside had replaced the quiet chaos that had filled the room earlier. Jake lay on his back, breathing steady, one arm tucked behind his head, the other wrapped securely around you.
You were curled against his side, warm and soft, your cheek resting against his chest as if it had always belonged there. Your legs were tangled with his beneath the sheets, and you hadnβt moved since you collapsed beside him β flushed and breathless and laughing quietly into his shoulder.
You traced light, absentminded shapes on his stomach with your fingers, drawing lazy lines over the ridges of muscle like you werenβt utterly aware of the effect it was having on him.
βSay something,β you murmured, voice low, almost shy.
Jake looked down at you, a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. βLike what?β
βI donβt know,β you said, face still hidden against his chest. βSomething to distract me from the fact that I might have just rocked your world.β
He laughed β a quiet, genuine sound that rumbled under your ear. βYouβre so modest.β
You tilted your head up to glance at him, your brows raised. βAm I wrong?β
He stared at you for a beat, then shook his head slowly. βNot even a little.β
There was a flicker of smugness in your smile, but it softened just as quickly as it came, and Jake saw it. Saw the way your bravado ebbed into something gentler, quieter. Not gone β justβ¦ muted.
Heβd never seen you like this. Still sharp-tongued, still smart as hell, but not putting on a show. Just you. Hair messy, cheek pressed to his bare chest, your fingers still tracing faint circles along his ribs like you didnβt even realize you were doing it.
Jake swallowed hard.
He was in trouble.
Because you were funny, and brilliant, and a little terrifying in a courtroom β but this? This softer side of you, peeking out just for him?
It gutted him.
βYouβre staring,β you muttered without looking up.
βIβm thinking,β he replied, his voice quieter now.
You gave him a sideways glance, playful. βDangerous.β
Jake didnβt smile this time. Not fully. βI just realized I donβt really know when it stopped feeling fake.β
Your eyes flickered to his face, some quip clearly forming β but you didnβt say it. Not yet. Not when his hand moved gently over your hip, his thumb brushing along your skin.
He was still looking at you like you were something to be studied. Admired. Wanted.
You cleared your throat and shifted slightly, your hand landing on his chest again. βCareful, Lieutenant. If you keep talking like that, I might start thinking youβre in love with me.β
Jake gave a short, quiet laugh β but it didnβt reach his eyes.
He was.
He was in love with you, and it scared the hell out of him.
Instead of saying it, he pulled you closer, resting his chin on top of your head. You let him. Even curled a little tighter against his chest, your body fitting against his like you were carved for this exact moment.
You didnβt say anything for a while.
Just lay there, his heartbeat under your ear, the soft warmth of his hand on your back.
Thenβ
βDonβt get used to this,β you said casually, voice muffled against his chest. βIβm still sleeping on the opposite side of the bed tomorrow night.β
Jake grinned into your hair. βRight. Strictly business.β
βVery strict.β
βAnd we definitely didnβt just break half a dozen fake-relationship clauses.β
βClause 9 said no oral fixation,β you added, deadpan. βThat oneβs out the window.β
Jake snorted.
You looked up again, resting your chin on his chest now. βWhat timeβs the wedding tomorrow?β
He exhaled, brushing a strand of hair off your face. βMid-afternoon. My mom already cried twice today thinking about it.β
You smiled softly, then went quiet again.
Jake studied you β this you, without the armor, without the sarcasm to shield every vulnerable thought β and he wanted to kiss you again. Not because of lust this time, not even because of the thrill of sneaking around.
But because he didnβt want to stop kissing you. Ever.
But he didnβt.
Instead, he let you fall asleep first, tucked warm and safe against him, your breathing slow and even. And when your hand twitched in your sleep β the same way it always did when you were overwhelmed β Jake didnβt let go.
He just held you tighter.
And somewhere in the back of his mind, that little voice returned.
This isnβt fake anymore.
He was in love with you.
And tomorrow, heβd have to watch you walk beside him into a wedding that wasnβt yours β smile like it didnβt hurt, pretend like it didnβt mean more than it was supposed to.
He kissed your forehead softly, barely a whisper of a touch.
βDonβt get used to it,β he murmured.
But he already had.
-
The Seresin house was buzzing with the quiet hum of a slow Sunday morning, all sun-drenched windows and the distant sound of birdsong. Outside, the Texas heat was already licking at the horizon, but inside, the air was cool, calm, and touched with something expectant.
Jake was ready.
Showered, shaved, and tailored within an inch of his life in a crisp dark suit. His tie was already knotted, shoes polished, cufflinks in place. He rarely dressed like this anymore β the Navy didnβt exactly demand black tie on the tarmac β but he wore it well, the sharp lines of the suit emphasizing his broad frame and golden skin.
He stood in the living room with his mother, who was adjusting the final touches on her pearl earrings, when he glanced toward the stairs.
You still werenβt down.
He checked his watch.
Not because he was in a hurry. He wasnβt. In fact, he couldβve waited all day if it meant seeing you walk down those stairs.
He didnβt know what dress youβd chosen. He didnβt even know if youβd let him zip it up like you did with your cocktail dress a few nights ago. But he knewβknewβyouβd look like sin wrapped in silk.
βWhere is that girl of yours?β his mother mused, slipping on her heels. βIβm about to go upstairs and drag her down myself.β
Jake opened his mouth to respondβ
But then the soft click of the bedroom door opened above them.
He turned toward the stairs.
And the world? It stopped.
You descended slowly, one hand lightly trailing along the polished banister, your other gathering the skirt of your dress just slightly so it wouldnβt trip under your heels. The fabric shimmered like liquid obsidian with every movement β that kind of black that held hints of silver where the sun hit it. It clung to you like it had been painted on, hugging every dip, every curve, strapless and daring, the hem brushing just at your ankles.
But it wasnβt just the dress.
It was you.
Hair swept up loosely, a few curls framing your face. Eyes lined with something smoky and magnetic. Lips a soft rose. Poised. Elegant. Devastating.
Jakeβs breath caught in his throat.
You smiled when you caught his gaze β and not just a regular smile. It was cheeky, the kind of smile that hinted you knew exactly what you were doing to him. You paused on the second-to-last step, pivoted just enough to give them a view of the plunging back of your gown β a graceful scoop that dipped scandalously low, exposing the smooth plane of your back down to the small of it.
βToo much?β you asked innocently, looking over your shoulder.
Jake blinked, then cleared his throat.
His mother let out a delighted gasp. βOh, sweetheart,β she gushed, hand over her heart. βYou look stunning. Doesnβt she, Jake?β
Jake nodded slowly, still staring. βYeah,β he said, voice rough. βYeah, she does.β
You turned fully then, descending the last few steps, and Jake stepped forward instinctively to offer you his hand β like it was second nature. You took it, steadying yourself, letting your fingers linger in his a little longer than necessary.
βGuess I clean up well,β you said softly, eyes flicking up to meet his.
He smirked, but it didnβt reach the cocky heights it usually did. It was quieter. More reverent. βYou donβt look like you belong at a wedding,β he said, leaning just slightly closer.
βOh?β
βYou look like youβre about to ruin one.β
You arched a brow, lips twitching. βMaybe I am.β
Jakeβs mother laughed as she grabbed her clutch. βAlright, lovebirds. Enough ogling. Letβs go pretend weβre not about to sit through the longest ceremony Texas has ever seen.β
You and Jake followed her out the front door, the morning sun now high and bright. As he opened the passenger side door for you, you looked back at him, the barest smile still curving your lips.
βYouβre staring again,β you said lightly.
Jake leaned in as you slid into your seat. βCanβt help it,β he murmured, then winked. βMy girlfriendβs hot.β
And before you could come up with a snappy reply, he closed the door with a grin and walked around to the driverβs side β smug, flustered, and already dreading how much harder today just became.
Because if anyone thought heβd been acting before?
He was in real trouble now.
-
The church was filled with soft music and the rustle of lace and linen. Floral arrangements spilled from every pew in cascading whites and greens, and sunlight poured in through stained glass windows, casting jewel-toned shadows across the aisle. It was beautiful. Timeless. Perfect.
And Jake Seresin hadnβt heard a single word of the ceremony.
He sat rigid in the wooden pew, his hand resting on yours, his thumb stroking idle circles against your skin β not like it was part of a show, not for appearances. Just because. Because he couldnβt seem to stop touching you.
You didnβt pull away.
You hadnβt in a while.
Your other hand sat gently on his knee, fingers curling ever so slightly against the fabric of his suit. Your dress shimmered when you shifted, drawing his eye like it always did β like it had when you came down the stairs this morning and knocked the air straight out of his lungs.
And when you glanced at him, your eyes soft and lit with something he couldnβt name, it hit him all over again.
You were supposed to be fake.
But there was nothing false about the way he felt right now. Nothing fabricated in the way his pulse stuttered when you leaned into him during the vows, your shoulder brushing his. No script in the way your fingers sought his when Lila walked down the aisle, radiant and smiling and already someone elseβs.
He looked at her only once.
And then, almost involuntarily, he turned back to you.
You didnβt say anything. Just gave him the smallest of glances, your lips quirking softly, like you knew. Like you'd known all along that this β whatever this was β had long since stopped being pretend.
He didnβt say anything either. But his hand slid from yours and cupped your thigh instead, fingers spreading over the silk fabric, a quiet claim. And you didnβt flinch. You didnβt glance around to see who was watching. You just leaned your head against his shoulder β bold and sure and entirely yours.
Jake tilted his head just enough to brush his lips against your hair.
The world kept moving around you. The vows were exchanged, the kiss was sealed, the audience clapped politely.
Jake barely noticed.
He was too focused on the way your hand had wandered to the inside of his arm, how your nails lightly traced the seam of his jacket. The way your perfume had soaked into his shirt from leaning on him, leaving a scent that he was beginning to crave.
There was no line anymore. No point where the act had ended and the real feelings had begun.
He didnβt even know when it happened β maybe somewhere between that first fake kiss in front of the neighbors or the time you fell asleep on his shoulder during the drive back from town. Maybe when you teased him about mowing the lawn shirtless. Or when he kissed you just to shut you up by the stables β and then didnβt stop.
Maybe it was now.
Now, when you turned to face him during the reception, your heels kicked off beneath the table, your chin resting in your hand as you looked at him like there was no one else in the room. Like you meant it.
He didnβt kiss you then. Not yet.
But he took your hand again, raised it to his mouth, and pressed a kiss to your knuckles like it was a secret just for you.
Your lips parted slightly, surprised.
He didnβt say a word.
And neither did you.
Because you both knew now.
-
The reception was winding down in a haze of soft lights and clinking glasses. Out on the lawn, the air was warm and heavy with the scent of honeysuckle, the murmur of conversation fading beneath the gentle chords of a slow country song floating from the speakers. Twinkle lights hung like constellations between the trees, flickering above the dance floor.
And you were in Jakeβs arms.
He held you close, one hand resting firmly against the small of your back β your bare back, where the silk of your dress gave way to warm skin. His other hand curled around yours, fingers laced together like it was second nature now. Your palm pressed to his chest, feeling the steady beat of his heart beneath it.
You danced in slow circles beneath the stars. The world had gone quiet, the chaos of the day falling away until there was only this β the warmth of his touch, the weight of his gaze, the hush of his breath so close to yours.
He hadnβt looked away. Not once.
Tilting your head, you caught the way his eyes drank you in like you were the only thing worth seeing. It wasnβt lust. Not entirely. It was something heavier. Warmer. Familiar.
βWhat?β you asked softly, voice barely carrying over the music. βYouβre staring.β
Jake didnβt smile. Not right away.
He just looked at you like he wanted to memorize the moment. Like he already had.
βYeah,β he said finally, his voice low, rough. βI am.β
You huffed a soft breath, lips curling, trying for lightness. βWeβre not in character right now, you know. No oneβs watching.β
βI know.β
Your fingers tightened slightly against his chest.
And something passed between you β a crackling, quiet understanding. A shift so subtle it didnβt need to be spoken. Because somewhere between the pretending and the playing house, the little lies and practiced kisses, you had both fallen out of step with the story youβd been telling.
This wasnβt part of the plan anymore.
And still β neither of you let go.
Jake leaned in, his forehead brushing yours, his breath mingling with yours in the warm night air. βYou drool when you fall asleep on planes,β he murmured.
You blinked. βExcuse me?β
βAnd you organize your closet by color, but your suitcase is a goddamn war zone.β
You stared, caught off guard by the teasing glint in his eye, the softness under it.
βJakeβ¦β
βI like how you always try to act unimpressed when I say something nice, but your ears go a little pink every time.β His thumb brushed slow circles against your back, grounding you. βDrives me insane, darlinβ. In the best way.β
Heat rose in your chest, threatening to spill over. βWhy are you saying all this?β
His eyes darkened, serious now. βBecause if I donβt, Iβll regret it for the rest of my life.β
The ache in your ribs sharpened. βYou donβt mean thatββ
βI do.β His grip tightened like he was afraid you might slip away. βYou know what I meant when I said you donβt belong at weddings?β
You arched a brow, trying for levity even as your pulse thundered. βCharming.β
Jake shook his head, gaze locked to yours. βYou belong wrecking them. You walk in, and everything changes. Every time. You changed everything for me.β
Silence stretched, weighted and fragile.
Your voice cracked when you whispered, βYou know what scares me the most? That none of this was ever fake.β
Jake exhaled, shaky, like heβd been holding it in for weeks. βI donβt think it ever was.β
The words rooted in you, took hold, bloomed.
And you knew you couldnβt hide anymore.
βYou drive me insane most of the time, you know that?β Jake finally said, voice low, the words half-laugh, half-confession. βYouβre bossy as hell, stubborn to a fault, and you wouldnβt survive more than twenty-four hours out here in Texas without someone killing the spiders for you.β
Your mouth dropped open, offended, but before you could snap back he leaned closer, cutting off the space between you.
βAnd I love you for it,β Jake added, softer now, a grin tugging at the corner of his mouth. βI love the way you roll your eyes at me. I love that you try to tell me what to do even though I never listen. I love that you hate country music but you still danced with me at the cookout, even when you stepped on my boots a dozen times. I love that you make me laugh when I donβt want to, and I love that youβre hereβright nowβwith me.β
His thumb brushed your jaw, gentle. βI love you, even when youβre annoying as fuck. Especially then, actually.β
You blinked, your throat tight, your chest pulling in that aching, hopeful way that made everything else in the world fall away.
βI love you too,β you whispered back, almost breathless.
The smile that spread across Jakeβs face in that moment was the kind of thing people wrote love songs about.
Relief to finally say it crashed through you like a tide, mingling with laughter that trembled out of your chest, half-sob, half-joy.
Jake lifted your joined hands and kissed your knuckles, lingering, reverent. No audience this time. No lie to sell.
Just him. Just you.
And then, slowly, like gravity itself had shifted, he dipped his head and kissed you. His hand tightened on your back, pulling you in as your fingers curled into the lapel of his suit. Your mouths met again and again, gentle and then not, smiling into it like two people who had finally stopped running.
When you broke apart, his forehead stayed pressed to yours, both of you breathless, both of you grinning like fools.
βSay it again,β he whispered.
βI love you.β
He smiled β that rare, unguarded smile that reached his eyes. βGood. Because Iβm not letting you take it back.β
And beneath the twinkle lights, wrapped in his arms, you knew you never would.
-
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Your honor, he's not my type. (part four)
pairing; jake seresin x fem!reader
summary; Enemies with a deal: play the perfect couple for one week. But in the heart of Texas, under one roof and one lie too many⦠They forget where the act ends and the feelings begin.
word count; 3.2k
warnings; fake dating au, enemies to lovers, age gap (reader is in her late twenties, jake's in his late thirties), reader has mommy issues (too self-indulgent haha), slight angst, happy ending
a/n; so sorry for the delay!!! i had to rewrite this part because i wasn't sure of the ending. THERE WILL BE A FIFTH PART!!! π«Άπ»
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The boot store smelled like leather and sawdust and something deeply, irrevocably Western. Like the moment you crossed the threshold, some unseen force whispered yeehaw directly into your soul.
The place was huge. Rows upon rows of boots, belts, and hats lined the walls like the worldβs most aggressive country music museum. A taxidermy longhorn head stared at you with judgment from above the cashierβs desk, and Johnny Cash crooned softly through dusty overhead speakers.
You didnβt just stick out β you looked like youβd wandered in from an entirely different movie.
Jakeβs mom, on the other hand, was in her element. She was already halfway across the store, beckoning you excitedly toward a display. βThese just came in, sweetheart! Letβs start here!β
You followed dutifully, trying not to wobble in your loafers. βDo they come inβ¦ black patent leather?β
Jake snorted. βNo, but maybe if you ask nicely, theyβll bedazzle a pair for you.β
You shot him a look, grabbed a boot with rhinestones and threatened him with it.
βCareful,β he grinned. βThatβs a weapon in the wrong hands.β
βThis is the wrong hands,β you deadpanned.
Jake leaned against a nearby shelf, arms crossed, watching you with unconcealed amusement. βYou gonna survive this, city mouse?β
βIβve done worse,β you said, managing to tug one boot onto your foot. βI survived bar prep.β
βSure,β he said. βBut did bar prep require decorative stitching and steel toes?β
You wobbled slightly as you stood, adjusting the boot. βI look ridiculous.β
βYou lookβ¦β Jake trailed off as he took you in, one hand casually sliding into his pocket, head tilted. β...like you just got cast in a reboot of Bonanza.β
You flipped him off behind his motherβs back. He laughed like youβd complimented him.
βTry this pair too,β his mom said, handing you another set of boots. You tried those. And then another. You were half-wearing one when she suddenly appeared with a wide-brimmed straw hat and dropped it right onto your head.
βOh, God,β you muttered. βItβs happening. Iβm being converted.β
Jake turned around from another aisle just in time to see you standing in front of the mirror: boots on, jeans tucked in, wide-brim hat sitting low over your eyes.
He froze for a second. Just one.
Then he smiled β and it was soft. Real.
βYou actuallyβ¦β he said, stepping closer, βlook kind of adorable.β
Your eyebrows shot up. βAdorable?β
βAdorably lost,β he amended, smirking again. βLike if you wandered onto a ranch, someone would probably take pity and feed you.β
You rolled your eyes but smiled despite yourself. βWhat a glowing review.β
Jake stepped beside you in the mirror, leaned down a little, and pressed a kiss to the side of your head β feather-light, familiar, way too natural for what was supposed to be a charade.
Your eyes flicked up to meet his in the mirror. For a heartbeat, it was quiet between you. His hand brushed your lower back. Your mouth felt dry.
βAlright,β you said finally, clearing your throat and turning away. βBoots acquired. I now possess one percent cowboy energy.β
Jake grinned. βIβm proud of you, Boston.β
And thenβ
βOh my God, Jake?β
You both turned in unison.
A woman stood at the edge of the aisle, her blonde hair catching the light, eyes bright and familiar in a way that immediately made your stomach knot. She was exactly what you wouldβve pictured if someone had asked you to draw βJakeβs typeβ: the kind of girl every Southern boy wrote love songs about β sweet and sun-kissed, a sundress skimming her frame like sheβd just stepped out of a Nicholas Sparks adaptation.
Jake went still beside you. His shoulders tensed, his jaw ticked. βLila.β
So this was her.
The ex. The reason you were even standing here in a borrowed pair of boots.
You caught it instantly β the flash of discomfort he didnβt quite hide, the subtle way his stance shifted like heβd braced for impact. She, of course, looked completely unbothered, as if running into him was the most casual thing in the world.
βItβs been forever,β she said with a soft laugh, closing the space between them. Her voice was light, teasing, just a touch too warm. βWow. Look at you.β
Jakeβs charm flickered back on like muscle memory, his drawl sliding into place. βYeah, itβs been a while.β
Her eyes drifted, curious, polite β and then landed on you. Thatβs when your pulse jumped.
Showtime.
Sliding an arm around Jakeβs waist, you pressed yourself flush against his side, tilting your chin just enough to meet her gaze with your most flawless, practiced smile.
βHi,β you said smoothly, following with your name. Then, with a playful little shrug, you added, βAlthough I donβt know if my name really fits my new cowgirl personality.β
Jake blinked, caught off guard. For one half-second, you saw the corner of his mouth twitch β admiration, maybe amusement β before he recovered, his arm curling over your shoulders, tugging you in closer. His thumb began brushing slow, lazy circles on your upper arm, and you almost flinched at how convincing it felt.
βMomβs converting her,β he said lightly. βOne boot at a time.β
Lilaβs smile brightened, though you didnβt miss the faint flicker in her eyes as she studied you both. βThatβs so great. Itβs nice to meet you. Iβm Lila.β
You extended your hand with a saccharine smile that screamed I win. βPleasure. Iβm Jakeβs girlfriend.β
Jake didnβt correct you, didnβt even hesitate. Just smiled that easy Seresin smile β and pressed his thumb into your shoulder in a slow, appreciative circle that nearly gave you away.
Lila glanced between the two of you β evaluating, weighing, maybe even doubting β but her expression never cracked from pleasant perfection.
βWell,β she said finally, with a little wave. βIβll see you both at the wedding.β
βCanβt wait,β you said sweetly.
Only when she was gone did you realize how tightly you were still holding onto Jake.
You waited until she was truly gone before pulling away from Jake, crossing your arms. βWell. That was fun.β
Jake exhaled, still smiling faintly. βYouβre scary when you commit.β
You turned to him. βYou hesitated.β
Jake blinked. βIβwhat?β
βYou hesitated before you introduced me.β
βI did not.β
βYou absolutely did. There was a pause.β
Jake squinted at you. βAre we seriously debriefing this like itβs a courtroom cross?β
You arched an eyebrow. βYouβre welcome, by the way. I sold the hell out of that.β
Jake smiled again, and this time, it was something different β softer, edged with something warm and unreadable.
βYeah,β he said. βYou really did.β
-
The next few days played out like a highlight reel from a romantic comedy β the kind with the perfectly curated soundtrack and golden-hour lighting, where no one talked about their feelings but every glance said too much.
It started innocently enough.
Jake had the audacity to look comfortable in every situation β whether he was helping his mom haul firewood like a walking Leviβs ad, or teasing you mercilessly when you stepped outside in your city sneakers again and promptly sank into the mud.
βYouβre not even trying to blend in,β he laughed, steadying you by the elbow as you flailed.
βThis place is trying to kill me,β you hissed, gripping his arm for balance. βIt smells like hay and lies.β
So, naturally, he offered to teach you to ride a horse.
It went about as well as anyone couldβve predicted.
The sun was low and golden over his momβs pasture, cicadas buzzing lazily in the heat. Jake stood in the middle of the fenced paddock like heβd been born there, reins in hand, ball cap tipped back, grinning at you like this was his lifeβs true purpose.
You, on the other hand, were perched stiffly on top of a patient old mare named Clementine, clinging to the saddle horn as if it were your only lifeline.
βRelax,β Jake called, giving Clementineβs flank a light pat. βShe can sense fear.β
βShe should,β you snapped, knuckles white on the leather. βIβm broadcasting it loud and clear.β
His grin widened, dimples flashing. βSheβs the sweetest horse on the ranch. My cousins learned to ride on her. Sheβs practically a saint.β
βThen maybe she can also perform miracles,β you muttered, shifting like the saddle itself was plotting against you. βBecause Iβm going to die.β
Jake leaned against the fence, looking infuriatingly at ease. βCity girl like you? Dying in boots? Thatβs a Texas tragedy.β
βKeep laughing,β you warned, βbut if I fall off and break my neck, Iβm haunting you.β
βWouldnβt mind,β he said smoothly, eyes raking over you in a way that made your stomach flip. βMight even enjoy the company.β
Your retort was lost the second Clementine shifted under you. You yelped, clutching at the saddle horn with all the dignity of a kid on a carnival ride. Jake bit down on a laugh, which only made it worse.
βDonβt you dareββ
βRelax,β he repeated, moving closer. βLoosen up your knees, stop gripping like youβre in a rollercoaster harness. Horses arenβt machines, darlinβ. You gotta work with her.β
βI am working with her,β you hissed. βIβm negotiating the terms of my survival.β
It took all of thirty seconds for your stubborn determination to collapse. You slid gracelessly off the horse, landing on shaky legs. Clementine gave a bored snort as if to say amateur.
Jake was there in an instant, catching you as you stumbled. Strong hands closed around your waist, steadying you before you could faceplant into the dirt. His face was suddenly far too close, breath warm against your cheek, eyes gleaming with that insufferable mix of amusement and something heavier.
βCity girlβs got soft bones,β he drawled softly, voice pitched just for you.
You shoved at his chest, cheeks burning. βShut up.β
He didnβt. Not even close. Jake just laughed, that wide, easy sound that carried all the way across the field. His hand lingered at your waist longer than necessary, thumb brushing your side before he finally stepped back.
βDonβt worry,β he said, cocky as ever. βWeβll toughen you up before the weddingβs over.β
You glared, brushing dirt off your jeans. βPretty sure the only thing getting tougher is my patience.β
βPatience?β His grin turned slow, knowing. βSweetheart, youβve got more grit than you think. And donβt worryββ he tipped his hat at you like some insufferable cowboy out of a movie, ββIβll be right here to catch you every time you fall.β
You hated that your heart skipped at that. You hated even more that he noticed.
And he didnβt stop smiling for the rest of the day.
Later that evening, he found you wrapped in a blanket in front of the stone fireplace, eyes narrowed as you patted the spot beside you on the rug.
βItβs for the fantasy,β you told him primly.
Jake raised a brow. βCuddling by the fire?β
βItβs romantic,β you argued. βWeβre in love, remember?β
Jake had chuckled low in his throat β but heβd joined you anyway, settling behind you, arms wrapping around your waist like it was muscle memory.
And, okay β you hadnβt expected it to feel that nice. His chest was warm against your back. His chin fit perfectly over your shoulder. He smelled like firewood and pine and something deep and comforting that you refused to label.
The flames popped in the hearth. He played with your fingers. Neither of you spoke.
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Breakfast on the porch, his mother watching you both from the kitchen with a pleased little smile while Jake slid your coffee mug closer and you offered him a bite of your toast.
You trying on an old denim jacket of his from high school β a bet you lost after attempting to learn line dancing at a neighborhood event his mom roped you into. Jake clutched his stomach from laughing too hard, claiming you looked like a βfive-foot-tall ranch hand with no spatial awareness.β
You threw a boot at him.
And then one evening, she pulled you aside. Hands soft, warm, steady against your arm. Her voice quiet in the way that made it feel like a secret.
βI havenβt seen him like this in years,β she said, eyes crinkling with something tender. βNot since before his daddy passed. Youβve brought him back to life, sweetheart.β
Your mouth went dry. βIβ¦ I donβt know if thatβs true.β
βIt is.β She smiled, slow and certain. βHe used to laugh like this all the time. Teasing, showing off, always with that big grin plastered on his face. After we lost his daddy, it justβ¦ disappeared. For a long time. But this week?β She squeezed your arm gently. βThat boy has light in him again. And I can see it plain as day β youβre the reason.β
You tried to laugh, but it came out uneven. βMaybe itβs just being home.β
βNo, darling.β Her voice was kind, but it left no room for doubt. βItβs you. He looks at you the way his daddy used to look at me. Like the sun came back up after the longest night.β
You didnβt know what to say.
You couldnβt find words. Not when guilt pressed heavy in your chest. Because it wasnβt real. None of it was real.
She studied your silence for a moment, then her hand softened into a gentle pat. βJustβ¦ promise me something, will you?β
Your throat tightened. βWhatβs that?β
βDonβt break his heart,β she whispered, almost pleading. βHe gives it away too easily, even if he pretends otherwise. And youβ¦ well, youβre the first girl in a long time Iβve seen him let close.β
It felt like a knife twisting. You managed a nod, your smile too tight, too rehearsed. βI wonβt.β
But the words burned as soon as they left your mouth.
Because you werenβt sure you could keep them.
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The house was too loud.
Too warm. Too kind.
Jakeβs mom had spent the entire evening practically glued to your side β refilling your glass, showing you old photos of Jake in Little League, asking questions about your job and your favorite foods and your family with so much genuine maternal interest that your skin itched from the weight of it.
She was just... sweet. Honest. She looked at you like she already knew you and loved you anyway.
You couldnβt take it.
The night air was cool and still, the kind of quiet that wrapped around your shoulders like a wool blanket. You wandered without really thinking, ending up near the stables, where the fence creaked in the breeze and the scent of hay clung to everything.
It was so different from anything youβd ever known.
You wrapped your arms around yourself and stared out into the dark pasture, the grass silvered under the moonlight, and let your thoughts get too loud.
You were lying to a woman who had done nothing but be kind to you.
You were pretending to love a man who was β infuriatingly β starting to feel less like a prop in this charade and more like a crack in the wall youβd spent years reinforcing.
And worst of all?
You liked this. All of it. The chaos. The sweetness. The quiet. The way Jake looked at you like he knew something you didnβt.
You didnβt belong in this life. But God, you wanted to taste it anyway.
βThought I might find you out here,β came his voice, low and steady behind you.
You didnβt turn around. βI needed some air.β
Jake stepped closer, boots crunching the gravel, his silhouette tall against the barn lights. βYou disappeared.β
You shrugged. βYou were busy. Your momβs got stories for days.β
Jake let a silence settle between you. Then:
βShe really likes you, you know.β
You exhaled, something bitter catching in your throat. βThatβs kind of the problem.β
Jakeβs brow furrowed. βWhat are you talking about?β
You finally turned, facing him, the porch light cutting a soft glow across his face. He looked concerned. Not annoyed. Just β confused. Like he didnβt get what the big deal was.
You hated that it made your chest ache.
βSheβs great, Jake,β you said, voice tight. βYour mom is... everything a mother should be. And weβre justββ You waved a hand, heat blooming in your face. βWeβre lying to her.β
Jakeβs jaw tightened. βItβs just for the week.β
βYeah, and then what? We leave, and she keeps thinking youβre in love and that Iβm her future daughter-in-law andββ
He cut in. βWe agreed to this.β
βI know we did,β you snapped, voice cracking. βBut I didnβt expect her to be soβso kind. So interested. And now it feels like Iβm just spitting in her face every time she looks at me like Iβm someone worthββ
You stopped yourself, but it was too late.
Jake was staring.
His voice softened. βIs this about your mom?β
You froze.
Jake took a step forward. βBack at the apartment... you said she wasnβt really affectionate. That she wasnβtββ
βI didnβt say anything,β you said quickly. βYou assumed.β
Jake tilted his head. βIβve met enough people to recognize when someone doesnβt know how to accept love.β
The words hit too close. Too sharp. You blinked hard.
βShe would neverββ Your voice shook. βMy mom would never do any of this. She wouldnβt throw a cookout. Or hang up baby pictures. She didnβt even hug me growing up, Jake.β
You were unraveling now. Words slipping out faster than you could stop them.
βShe told me crying was manipulative. She said affection made you weak. And your momβshe just...β You shook your head, throat burning. βShe asks if I slept okay and makes breakfast and tells me sheβs proud of me andβand it makes me want to scream because itβs not real. None of this is real.β
Jake was silent.
You looked up at him, heart racing. βAnd you just go along with it like itβs nothing. Like this doesnβt matter. Like weβre not justβlying to this woman who would probably adopt me if you asked.β
Jakeβs gaze was unreadable.
You breathed hard, hands curling into fists at your sides.
βI didnβt sign up to feel guilty about this,β you whispered. "I think we shouldβ"
And then, without warningβ
Jake stepped forward, grabbed your face with both hands, and kissed you.
Hard.
Desperate.
It was not gentle. It was not polite. It was not fake.
You made a startled noise against his mouth, but he didnβt stop. One hand slid into your hair, the other stayed cradling your jaw, and he kissed you like it was the only way he could shut you up. Like if he didnβt, heβd explode.
And God help you β you kissed him back.
You curled your fingers in the front of his shirt and pulled him closer, let yourself melt against him like it was natural, like it was inevitable. The night air pressed cool against your skin, but Jakeβs mouth was fire, and everything tilted sideways the longer it went on.
Finally, finally, he pulled back, forehead resting against yours, breath ragged.
βYou talk too damn much,β he muttered.
You didnβt say anything.
You couldnβt.
Because something had just shifted β deep and final and terrifying.
And you werenβt sure pretending could save you anymore.
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Your honor, he's not my type. (part three)
pairing; jake seresin x fem!reader
summary; Enemies with a deal: play the perfect couple for one week. But in the heart of Texas, under one roof and one lie too many⦠They forget where the act ends and the feelings begin.
word count; 5.4k
warnings; fake dating au, enemies to lovers, age gap (reader is in her late twenties, jake's in his late thirties) smut, oral (fem receiving), jake has a praise kink, reader has mommy issues (too self-indulgent haha), slight angst, happy ending
a/n; part 3!! this is soooo the proposal meets probably every single enemies to lovers romcom there is just because i'm actually obsessed with that movie and romcoms in general
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The second Jake pulled into the long gravel driveway and killed the engine, you knew something was⦠off.
It wasnβt the house β a wide, sun-bleached ranch-style home with a wraparound porch and hanging baskets of pink petunias swaying gently in the breeze. No, the house looked exactly like what youβd pictured.
It was the volume that gave you pause.
Voices. Dozens of them. Laughing. Shouting. Country music floated in the air, and was that the sizzle of a grill?
Jake frowned too, head tilted. βDid sheβ?β
The front door slammed open.
βJacob Seresin, donβt you dare sit in that car another second and leave me waitinβ!β
A woman in cropped jeans, a floral blouse, and pristine white sneakers was barreling down the porch steps, arms spread wide, her smile bright and unstoppable. Jakeβs mother.
You barely had time to open the passenger door before she was there, wrapping Jake in a tight, no-nonsense Southern hug that made his six-foot frame look like a childβs.
βHi, Mama,β he said, laughing into her shoulder.
βI told you Iβd make peach cobbler and look at you, all late,β she scolded, squeezing him one more time before turning toward you.
And thenβtarget acquired.
You barely had time to blink.
βOh, you must be his sweetheart,β she beamed, and suddenly you were in her arms, her perfume (vanilla and something vaguely citrusy) enveloping you as she hugged like someone who had never once in her life done it halfway.
You tensed instinctively β not used to warmth so immediate, so unfiltered β but after a beat, your arms returned the gesture. Awkward. Soft. But real.
βIβmβhi,β you managed.
βYou are darling, look at you,β she said, stepping back just enough to cradle your face in her hands like you were a lost puppy. βJakeβs been holding out on us.β
Jake coughed. βMama.β
βDonβt you βMamaβ me, I had to hear about her through the phone!β
βTechnicallyββ Jake tried.
But she was already waving him off and turning back toward the porch. βNow come on. Everyoneβs waitinβ. Donβt keep your cousins in suspense.β
You blinked. βEveryone?β
And then you heard it β more voices. Laughter. A child shrieking somewhere in the distance. Was thatβ¦ lawn chairs clinking?
Jake winced, leaned close. βI think my mom threw a cookout.β
You turned to him, wide-eyed. βLike, a welcome party?β
He gave you a look that could only be described as deep, exhausted son energy. βShe texted me last night and said something about βjust the family stopping by.β Which, for the record, means aunts, uncles, cousins, half the neighborhood, and probably the high school gym teacher who coached my JV football team.β
Your jaw dropped.
He tried to smile. βYou can back out. Iβll say you got sick. Or jetlag. Orββ
You squared your shoulders, lifted your chin, and said through gritted teeth, βYou owe me so much wine.β
Jake blinked.
Then smirked. βYes, maβam.β
β
You lost count of how many people hugged you within the first ten minutes. Some of them kissed your cheek. One woman brought deviled eggs and referred to you exclusively as βthat pretty girl Jakeβs been hiding in California.β Another cornered you by the sweet tea station and showed you Jakeβs baby pictures. Naked baby pictures.
You were hot, slightly sunburned, and fully overwhelmed. But you were also, miraculously, holding your own.
Your lawyer instincts kicked in β charm, nod, mirror, distract β and you leaned on the backstory like a crutch, filling in blanks with little lies that sounded like truth. You laughed when Jake made jokes, slid your hand into his when someone looked too closely. You let his arm rest casually along your waist as people asked where you met and how long youβd been dating and when you were planning on giving his mama grandbabies.
Jake, for his part, was surprisinglyβ¦ easy. Steady. Every time he touched you, it was warm but never forceful. And every time you stumbled β a name you couldnβt remember, a question you didnβt expect β he was right there to redirect, to draw attention back to himself like he was built for it.
You were trying to stay focused, to keep the walls up, but Jake⦠Jake was looking at you differently.
It was subtle, almost imperceptible β the way his eyes lingered for half a second longer when you pushed your sunglasses up your nose. The way his brow furrowed when you tugged at the hem of your blouse β that nervous twitch of your fingers he mustβve clocked somewhere in the last hour. The way his lips quirked every time your nose scrunched in confusion.
He was noticing things.
Little things.
And suddenly, so were you.
Like the way he lowered his voice when he spoke directly to you, just enough that it felt private, like a secret. Or the way he subtly stood closer when someone asked a personal question, like he was buffering you from too much scrutiny.
You cleared your throat and stepped away to refill your lemonade.
Jake watched you go, eyes narrowing β not with suspicion, but with something heavier. Something thoughtful.
βBoy,β his motherβs voice floated beside him. βYou got a look on your face.β
Jake turned, startled. βHuh?β
She smiled, slipping a serving spoon into the coleslaw. βJust saying. You always get that squinty little forehead crease when youβre figuring something out.β
He ran a hand over the back of his neck. βItβs hot out.β
βMm-hmm,β she said, not looking up. βYou're in love.β
He made a face. βYouβve known each other five minutes.β
His mother laughed. βJake, Iβve watched you go twenty years without bringinβ home so much as a girl you kissed under the bleachers. This oneβs different. I can tell.β
Jake opened his mouth to deflect β something witty, something smooth β but nothing came out.
His mother patted his shoulder and walked off, humming.
Across the yard, you were laughing with one of his younger cousins, crouched in the grass in your red-bottom loafers like it wasnβt completely impractical. You had grass on your trousers, lemonade in your hand, and your smile β genuine and rare β was breaking across your face like sunlight.
Jake blinked.
Yeah.
This was a problem.
At some point between your third glass of sweet tea and the sixth person asking if Jake had finally proposed yet, the crowd began to thin. Or at least, they stopped swarming you like you were the newest baby goat at a petting zoo.
You took a breath. A real one.
Jake was on the patio now, talking to someone in a sheriffβs department polo who, if you heard correctly, used to be his high school wrestling partner. You watched him from your perch near the porch railing, the sun dipping low enough to cast everything in that warm, peach-colored glow.
You finished your drink, set it down, and plastered on the softest smile you could manage. Time to turn this into a performance again.
You sauntered over to where Jake stood, touched his arm lightly, and pitched your voice just loud enough for anyone within twenty feet to hear.
βHoney,β you purred, lacing the word with the kind of sweetness that could send someone into a diabetic coma, βwould you mind bringing my luggage inside? I want to change out of these city clothes and into something a little moreβ¦ barbecue-appropriate.β
Jake didnβt miss a beat. βOf course, sweetheart.β
You smiled. He smiled.
And in the exact same breath, under your teeth, you hissed, βYouβre lucky I donβt stab you with one of your momβs kebab skewers.β
Jake, ever unfazed, leaned in just slightly, that shit-eating smirk curling at the edges of his mouth. βYouβd miss. Youβve got no upper body strength.β
You smiled wider, waved at a passing aunt, and said through clenched teeth, βThatβs rich coming from the man who almost cried carrying my carry-on.β
βAlmost,β he said smugly, turning toward the driveway. βDidnβt. Key word.β
You followed him across the grass and pretended not to hear the very audible chorus of βAwwwwβ from the lawn chairs as Jake opened the back of the rental SUV.
Your luggage spilled out like an overstuffed clown car.
Jake stopped and blinked at the lineup. βI still think this is a war crime.β
You crossed your arms. βI told you, some of us like to be prepared.β
βFor what? The apocalypse? Did you pack a wetsuit? Is there a flamethrower in here?β
βTexas weather is unpredictable.β
Jake grunted, heaving the first suitcase out. βYouβre unpredictable.β
You leaned casually against the SUV. βYou know you love it.β
He hauled another bag out, muttering something about airline weight limits and chiropractors, and started rolling them toward the house. The wheels snagged on the gravel twice, and you pretended not to hear the quiet stream of curses under his breath.
Behind you, someone actually whistled.
Jake glanced over his shoulder.
Half the party β cousins, neighbors, some guy named Dale in cowboy boots β was watching the two of you with open grins, eyes tracking every movement like it was a Hallmark Channel live taping.
You leaned closer to Jake and whispered, βWeβre being watched.β
βI know,β he whispered back. βPut your hand on my back. Make it look romantic.β
You pressed your hand to the small of his back and smiled sweetly at the crowd. βHowβs that?β
Jake grunted under the weight of your last suitcase. βPerfect. Nothing says romance like minor spinal injury.β
You giggled, which startled you a little β the sound felt genuine, too real for something that was supposed to be pretend.
By the time you reached the porch steps, Jake had a sheen of sweat on his forehead and was muttering something about βcity girls and their beauty productsβ as he lugged the last bag inside.
You stepped in behind him, the cool air of the house washing over your skin, and murmured, βYou know, I do appreciate this.β
He turned, wiping a hand down his face. βWhat, me playing bellhop?β
You gave him a faux-innocent look. βYou carrying all my emotional baggage too.β
Jake stared at you for a beat, then snorted. βNah. Thatβs clearly a whole other checked bag.β
You grinned, brushing past him into the hallway, calling over your shoulder, βIβm changing into something cute. Tell your mom to save me a slice of that peach cobbler.β
Jake called back, βYou better wear something comfortable, because she also made you a plate of ribs the size of your torso.β
You paused at the bottom of the stairs, turned back with a perfectly smug smile, and said, βCanβt wait to eat itβ¦ sweetheart.β
Jake groaned dramatically, turned toward the kitchen, and muttered, βLord help me, this womanβs gonna be the death of me.β
From outside, through the still-cracked screen door, a voice called out from the lawn:
βYβALL ARE ADORABLE!β
Jakeβs face went red.
You laughed all the way upstairs.
While you were upstairs navigating the jungle of your wardrobe options (and, letβs be honest, googling βwhat to wear to a Texas cookout without looking like a caricatureβ), Jake was in the kitchen, getting a drink and trying to remember which of his cousins had made that spicy jalapeΓ±o dip that nearly melted his esophagus.
His mom stood at the stove, humming along to a country song playing softly from a little Bluetooth speaker, her pink apron dusted with flour and barbecue sauce, like a battle-worn flag from a culinary war.
βGo on and bring your bags in too, Jacob,β she said casually, flipping something in the skillet.
Jake glanced up, mid-sip. βTo where?β
She turned, eyebrows raised like it was the dumbest question sheβd heard all week. βTo the room.β
Jake blinked. βThe room. As inβ¦ the other guest room?β
Her eyes sparkled with mischief. βNo, sweetheart. The room. The one yβallβll be sharing.β
He lowered his water bottle slowly. βYou want us to share a room?β
βYouβre grown adults in a committed relationship,β she said, turning back to stir. βAinβt no reason to pretend youβre sleeping in different beds.β
Jake made a vaguely strangled noise. βYou have two guest rooms.β
βYes. And I turned the other one into my yoga space, thank you very much.β She shot him a look over her shoulder, and then β without mercy β added, βBesides, letβs not act like yβall donβt sleep in the same bed every night already. Youβve been together for what, six months? Your words, not mine.β
Jake coughed. βTechnically.β
She smiled sweetly. βExactly.β
He opened his mouth to protest again, but she cut him off with a warning glance, the kind only mothers β Southern mothers especially β could deliver with a wooden spoon in hand.
βOh, and Jacob?β
βYeah?β
She turned fully now, arms crossed over her apron. βIβm really proud of you for bringing her.β
Jake stilled. βYou are?β
She nodded, something softer sneaking into her voice now. βYouβve been stuck for a long time, honey. We all saw it. Ever since Lilaβ¦ well. I just want you to be happy. And she makes you smile.β
Jakeβs jaw tightened just slightly at the name β Lila β the echo of an old chapter he thought heβd buried deeper. He shoved one hand into the pocket of his jeans and forced a crooked grin.
βYeah,β he said, voice low. βSheβs something.β
His mom patted his cheek affectionately. βYouβre not foolinβ me, Jacob. That girlβs the real thing.β
Jake swallowed thickly and turned toward the hallway, lifting his keys off the counter with a clink. βIβll go get my bag.β
As he walked out, his mother called after him, βBe sweet to her, Jacob β I want grandbabies before Iβm fifty-five.β
βYouβre sixty-two,β he called back over his shoulder.
βAnd yet my uterus still aches for them!β
Jake groaned so loud the front door rattled as he stepped out.
Upstairs, you had just finished reapplying lip gloss and pulling on a breezy button-down dress when you heard his heavy boots on the stairs. A moment later, his voice filtered in through your cracked door.
βYou decent?β
βDefine decent,β you replied, smoothing the front of your dress. βDo I look like someone whoβs not dying inside?β
Jake pushed the door open, suitcase in hand, and paused just long enough to raise an eyebrow. βHonestly? You look hot.β
You blinked.
He blinked.
βTemperature-wise,β he added quickly, face deadpan. βObviously. It's brutal out there.β
You rolled your eyes, stepping aside so he could drag his bag inside. He parked it beside the dresser β your dresser, apparently β and straightened up with a long sigh.
βBad news,β he said.
You crossed your arms. βMore bad news?β
βWeβre sharing a room.β
You stared.
He gestured vaguely. βApparently, your side of the bed is the one closest to the fan. Youβre welcome.β
Your brain short-circuited. βWait. Hold on. What do you mean weβre sharing a room?β
βI mean there is one room. Singular. Uno. Mama Seresin said, and I quote, βLetβs not pretend yβall donβt sleep in the same bed already.ββ
Your mouth dropped open. βOh my God.β
He shrugged helplessly. βSheβs crafty.β
You turned away, pacing to the far end of the room like you were in a courtroom summation. βThis is bad. This is so bad. I need a diagram of how bad this is.β
βShe also wants grandkids,β Jake added.
You stopped pacing and turned to him, scandalized. βYouβre kidding.β
βI wish I were.β
You groaned and sat on the edge of the bed, burying your face in your hands. βIβm going to have a stress-induced aneurysm.β
Jake walked over, crouched beside you with all the faux-seriousness of a man ready to be annoying on purpose. βI promise not to hog the covers.β
You peeked at him through your fingers. βDo you snore?β
βLike a lumberjack.β
βOh, perfect.β
Jake smirked. βYou say that now, but give it one night and youβll be curled up against me like a koala.β
You stared at him.
He winked.
You tossed a throw pillow directly at his face.
Jake caught it one-handed. βSee? This is exactly the kind of couple energy your firm would love.β
You groaned again and flopped back onto the bed, arms outstretched like you were ready to be taken by the Lord.
Jake laughed β actually laughed β and it wasnβt smug this time. Just light. Easy. It made your chest tighten for a reason you didnβt feel like examining yet.
Outside the window, laughter drifted up from the backyard. The sun was starting to dip lower, casting everything in honey-colored light.
Jake stood and offered you his hand. βCome on, koala. If weβre stuck sharing a bed, might as well get through dinner without anyone catching on.β
You narrowed your eyes. βI hate you.β
He pulled you up anyway, grinning. βNah. You tolerate me. Aggressively.β
The sun had long since dipped below the hills, the cicadas now buzzing in sleepy rhythms while porch lights flickered on like fireflies across the neighborhood. The grill had gone cold, the paper plates stacked in the recycling, and at last β finally β the last aunt had waved her final goodbye with her arms wrapped around your shoulders and a wink that made you mildly uncomfortable.
Jakeβs mom stood in the doorway, a dish towel over one shoulder, watching the dust trail of the last truck disappear down the drive.
βWell,β she sighed, satisfied. βThat was lovely.β
You and Jake were elbow-deep in soapy water at the sink, handing off rinsed dishes like a well-oiled, overly attractive domestic machine. You were still trying to wrap your head around how many side dishes a single backyard barbecue required when she turned to you, grinning.
βDarlinβ, youβve been such a trooper. City girl, bless your heart.β
You smiled politely, managing not to flinch when she pressed another kiss to your cheek.
βBut go on now,β she added, waving the towel. βShoo. Iβve got the rest. You two lovebirds go get some rest before someone needs to wheel you both out of here.β
You opened your mouth to protest β maybe offer to dry something β but Jakeβs hand was already on the small of your back, guiding you toward the hallway like heβd just been handed the keys to a prison gate.
βWouldnβt wanna disrespect the head of the house,β he said smoothly, barely hiding the grin in his voice. βThanks for everything, Mama.β
βOh!β she called after you both as you reached the stairs. βAnd no funny business under my roof, yβhear?β
You froze.
Jake didnβt.
Without missing a beat, he raised his voice and called back, βDefine funny!β
βI mean it, Jacob Seresin!β she replied, laughing.
You covered your burning face with one hand. βIβm going to die here.β
Jake just smirked. βNot before we establish bed boundaries.β
By the time you reached the room, your shoes were off, your back ached, and your face hurt from fake smiling. Jake kicked the door shut behind you, tossing a hoodie onto the corner chair and stretching like a cat with too many muscles.
βWell,β he said, glancing around. βHome sweet nightmare.β
You turned toward him with a hand raised like a traffic cop. βTurn around.β
He blinked. βWhat?β
βI need to change.β
He scoffed, already walking to the other side of the room. βPlease. Itβs nothing I havenβt seen in a dream sequence.β
βJacob.β
He snorted, but turned around, raising both hands like a hostage. βFine. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Or on the entire bed, apparently.β
You changed quickly β opting for your favorite oversized sleep tee and shorts β and when you cleared your throat, Jake glanced back, clearly fighting a smile.
βCute,β he said, eyeing the cartoon on your shirt. βReal intimidating.β
βYour turn,β you said, plopping onto the mattress and immediately stacking pillows around yourself like a moody princess in a rom-com bunker.
Jake pulled off his t-shirt with a stretch that was frankly illegal, then yanked on an old Navy Academy tank and gym shorts. He flopped down dramatically β not on the bed, but on the floor β and used his backpack as a pillow.
You frowned. βYouβre seriously sleeping on the floor?β
He stared up at the ceiling. βYes.β
ββ¦Why?β
Jake turned his head slightly toward you, eyebrow raised. βBecause your honor, the defendant has clearly stated that any attempt to share the bed would result in litigation.β
You rolled your eyes. βItβs not like Iβll sue you. Iβll just smother you with a pillow.β
βComforting.β
A beat passed.
Thenβ
βYou can sleep on the bed,β you muttered.
Jake grinned at the ceiling. βNah. Iβm good. This floorβs got great character.β
βYouβre so dramatic.β
He let out a long, exaggerated sigh. βOne day, when I throw out my back and can no longer fly, I hope you think of this moment. This betrayal.β
You laughed despite yourself, the sound bouncing off the walls of the cozy little room.
Jake shifted slightly, settling in. βYou know, for a fake girlfriend, youβre doing pretty well.β
You rested your head on your arm, facing him. βYouβre not so bad yourself. For a professional headache.β
He smiled, eyes crinkling. βThanks, sweetheart.β
There was something comfortable about it β the teasing, the banter, the rhythm youβd fallen into like you hadnβt spent the last year arguing about everything from coffee orders to parking spots.
You watched him for a moment, just long enough to wonder if you were in over your head. If the fake was starting to blur. If Texas heat could get under your skin in more ways than one.
But instead, you said, βIf you steal my blanket in the middle of the night, I will kick you.β
Jake smirked from the floor. βDonβt threaten me with a good time.β
You tossed a pillow at his face. He caught it β again β and grinned, eyes glinting in the low light. βGoodnight, City Mouse.β
βGoodnight, Luggage Mule.β
Outside, the crickets chirped.
Inside, Jake lay on the floor with a stupid little smile on his face.
And you β well, you pretended you werenβt smiling into your pillow, too.
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You didnβt wake up to an alarm. Or to a rooster, thank God. You woke up to the loud, masculine drone of a mower outside your window.
At first, you thought you were dreaming β some vaguely unsettling suburban nightmare where your exes mowed lawns shirtless in slow motion. But as your eyes adjusted and you peeled your cheek off the pillow, the hum continued.
And then you made the mistake of getting up to look.
The old farmhouse window framed the morning like a movie. Warm, golden light spilled across the lawn, and there β glistening with sweat, biceps flexing, baseball cap backwards β was Jake.
Shirtless.
Like, gloriously shirtless.
His back muscles moved with each push of the mower. His shorts hung just low enough on his hips to make you feel mildly unwell. He wiped sweat from his brow with the hem of a rag hanging from his pocket, and when he stretched to dump the bag of clippings, you nearly fainted.
βHas he always been thisββ you whispered, then cut yourself off and darted back like a guilty Victorian widow caught staring at a stable boy.
Jake Seresin had no business looking like a GQ cover shoot before 9 a.m. on a Thursday.
You changed in record time β tugging on your most casual button-down shirt and a pair of fitted jeans. They were a little tight, but flattering, and fine, youβd admit it: you wanted to look good. You even tried to wear loafers, which turned out to be a rookie mistake.
Hair up. Gloss on. Not thinking about Jakeβs abs. Not thinking aboutβ
Okay, now you were just lying to yourself.
When you made it downstairs, the kitchen smelled like heaven. Bacon, cinnamon, and freshly brewed coffee wrapped around you like a cozy Southern hug.
Jakeβs mom was already at the stove in a floral apron, flipping something golden in a cast-iron skillet. A full spread was laid out on the table β biscuits, jam, eggs, fruit, the works.
βWell, good morninβ, sugar,β she beamed when she spotted you. βYou sleep alright? You need coffee?β
You nodded, offering a sheepish smile as you slid into a seat. βIβd sell my soul for coffee, actually.β
She chuckled and poured you a mug.
βSo,β she said, sitting across from you with a mischievous sparkle in her eye, βwhatβs your story, sweetheart? Whereβd you grow up?β
You smiled, relaxing slightly. βIβm from Boston originally. Born and raised.β
βLord, no wonder you look like youβre allergic to humidity,β she teased. βWhat do you do in California?β
βIβm a lawyer,β you said, and at her impressed noise, you added, βCriminal defense.β
Her eyes sparkled with something between admiration and mischief. βA woman who knows her way around an argument. I like that.β
βIβll try not to cross-examine you at breakfast.β
She laughed again, warm and genuine. βCollege?β
βNYU. I lived in the city for a while. I only moved to California a couple of years ago. Too many rats in New York.β
βIβve always said rats should pay rent,β she nodded solemnly.
You laughed. βExactly.β
The kitchen door creaked open just then, and in walked Jake β still sweaty, still shirtless, a towel slung around his neck like a war medal. You tried very hard not to stare.
He made a beeline for the fridge, snagging a water bottle, and offered a lazy grin. βMorninβ.β
His mom glanced over her shoulder. βBoy, donβt drip all over my clean floors.β
Jake just smirked at you. βDid she tell you yet?β
You raised an eyebrow. βTell me what?β
Jakeβs mom straightened up, pointing a spatula at your feet. βThose,β she said. βAre not shoes.β
You looked down at yourβadmittedly polishedβloafers. βThese are Ferragamo.β
βSweetheart,β she said gently, βTexas doesnβt care what they cost. Theyβre city shoes. Youβll break an ankle trying to cross a dirt road.β
Jake nodded solemnly. βItβs true. Youβll be the first casualty of fashion this side of the Mississippi.β
You glared. βThank you, Vogue and GQ.β
His mom clapped her hands. βWhich is why weβre all going into town later.β
You blinked. βWe are?β
Jake looked amused. βWe are?β
She turned toward him. βYes, we are. My son is not dragging his girlfriend across the entire state of Texas without proper footwear. Weβre getting this girl some real boots.β
Jake's eyes glinted with mischief. βCan I pick them?β
βNo,β you and his mother said at the same time.
She winked at you. βDonβt worry, sweetheart. Weβll find you a pair that says βI fight for justice and look damn good doing it.ββ
You smiled, suddenly charmed and overwhelmed all at once.
Jake finally pushed off the counter, tossing his towel in the laundry bin. βAlright, alright. Iβll go shower so I donβt scandalize the boot shop with my manly physique.β
You rolled your eyes. βPlease. Theyβll think youβre doing a calendar shoot.β
He paused in the doorway, flexed dramatically, and shot you a wink.
You snorted into your coffee. βSomeone needs to humble you.β
Jake pointed at you as he backed away. βAnd someone needs boots that wonβt get them killed by a gopher hole.β
You leaned back in your chair, hiding a smile behind your mug.
Across the table, his mother just watched the two of you with an expression that could only be described as smug.
The drive into town was all blue skies and golden fields β postcard-perfect and offensively charming, like Texas itself had decided to play up the clichΓ©s just to mess with you.
You sat in the passenger seat of Jakeβs dusty truck, the leather warm under your thighs despite the air conditioning on full blast. His mother rode in the backseat, humming something country and cheerful, her arm resting out the open window like she didnβt have a care in the world.
Jake, naturally, looked like he belonged in a commercial. Aviators. Henley rolled at the sleeves. That smug little half-smile that said he was very aware of how good he looked behind the wheel.
You hated how well he pulled off this whole aesthetic.
Worse, you hated that he was currently pulling off affectionate boyfriend like it was second nature.
His hand rested casually on your thigh β not too high, not too low, but perfectly placed β his thumb brushing slow circles against the seam of your jeans as he drove. He hadnβt asked. Heβd just done it. You, flustered and dumb, hadnβt had the spine to move it.
And maybe you didnβt want to move it.
You cleared your throat, shifting a little. βYou know you donβt actually have to touch me for the entire drive, right?β
He didnβt look at you. βIβm selling the fantasy, plus you know I can't keep my hands off you, honey.β
βOh, is this the deluxe package?β you said, deadpan. βDoes it come with thigh groping and excessive cologne?β
βThatβs just my natural musk, sweetheart,β Jake said without missing a beat, turning to flash you the most infuriating smile known to man. βBe honest, you like it.β
You opened your mouth to argue, but his mother leaned forward from the backseat.
βI think itβs sweet,β she said, positively beaming. βI love how playful yβall are. So many couples forget how to have fun together.β
Your jaw snapped shut.
Jake squeezed your thigh like a punctuation mark. βWe have tons of fun, donβt we, baby?β
You turned to him slowly, smile tight. βOh, itβs a nonstop joyride. Just last week we fought over what color the living room throw pillows should be.β
Jakeβs grin deepened. βAnd I was right, wasnβt I? The burnt orange really brought out your fiery temperament.β
You blinked at him. βYou are so lucky your mom is in this truck.β
βOh, I know.β
From the backseat, she laughed. βHonestly, Iβve never seen Jake like this. Heβs practically glowing. You bring something out of him, sweetheart.β
You turned to the window to hide your blush. Jake just kept smiling β relaxed, easy, like he hadnβt just broken the Geneva Convention by flirting with you like that.
And then β to really commit to the role β he pulled into a spot on Main Street, killed the engine, and got out of the truck with an exaggerated stretch. You reached for the door handle, but he was already rounding the hood to open it for you like some cowboy Casanova.
You gave him a look as you stepped out. βYouβre really leaning into this, huh?β
Jake leaned down, voice low. βYou said Iβd make a terrible actor. Iβm just proving you wrong.β
βDonβt let it go to your head.β
He closed the door behind you with a wink. βToo late.β
βYβall are just precious,β his mother said from behind you, fanning herself slightly in the summer heat. βI swear, you should be in one of those Hallmark movies.β
Jake looked smug. You looked vaguely nauseous.
βCome on,β she added brightly. βBoots first, coffee later.β
Jake fell into step beside you, hand settling again on your lower back. You stiffened instinctively β not because you didnβt like it, but because you did.
βYouβre enjoying this way too much,β you muttered as the three of you walked down the street.
βOf course I am,β he said, brushing his fingers up your spine like a casual threat. βYouβre letting me touch you in public and not slapping me for it. Itβs the best day of my life.β
You glared at him. βKeep talking and Iβll βaccidentallyβ push you into a display of belt buckles.β
Jake leaned in, lips just near your ear. βKinky.β
You elbowed him hard in the ribs. βJesus.β
He laughed β genuine, loud, and a little too warm β and you hated that it made your stomach twist.
Back home, things were clean-cut, logical. Contracts, courtrooms, control. Here? In this sun-drenched, rodeo-hatted nightmare? Everything felt messy. You werenβt supposed to be flustered. You werenβt supposed to like the way Jake looked at you like he actually wanted to keep touching you.
You were supposed to be faking.
But from the way his mom sighed and smiled like her son had finally fallen in love β and from the way Jake squeezed your hand gently as you crossed the street β you couldnβt help but wonder:
Who exactly were you trying to fool?
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Your honor, he's not my type. (part two)
pairing; jake seresin x fem!reader
summary; Enemies with a deal: play the perfect couple for one week. But in the heart of Texas, under one roof and one lie too many⦠They forget where the act ends and the feelings begin.
word count; 4.1k
series masterlist // masterlist
The takeout containers sat between them like a tiny, chaotic buffet β half-finished pad thai, a nearly empty box of dumplings, two egg rolls, and the sad remains of a fortune cookie that had crumbled in the bag. You were cross-legged on the living room floor with your blouse sleeves rolled up, hair messily pinned, chopsticks in hand like weapons. Jake was on the couch, one arm slung over the back, the other balancing a beer on his knee, watching you like you were his evening entertainment.
Which, unfortunately, you were.
"This couldβve been an email,β you muttered, fishing a rogue scallion from your noodles.
Jake leaned forward slightly, eyes gleaming. βAnd miss out on this quality time? No chance.β
You scoffed. βPretty sure I already spend more time with you than God intended.β
βAnd yet,β he said, with that maddening grin, βhere you are. In my living room. Stealing my dumplings.β
βThey were communal.β
βNot the pork ones.β
You didnβt even look up as you popped the last one in your mouth. βWhoops.β
Jake huffed a soft laugh, sipping his beer. For a few quiet seconds, the only sounds were rustling containers and the distant hum of a ceiling fan.
Thenβ
βI just realized I donβt actually know anything about you.β
You raised an eyebrow without lifting your head. βIs that you trying to flirt? Because the last time you asked a woman that, Iβm pretty sure you were nineteen and on spring break.β
He smirked. βYou wound me.β
βGood.β
Jake nudged a carton with his foot. βIβm serious. If weβre gonna pull this off, I need to know the basics. The essentials. Favorite color. Childhood trauma. Weird hobbies. The usual.β
You gave him a flat look. βWhy?β
βIn case my mom asks.β
You rolled your eyes and leaned back on one hand, chopsticks dangling from the other. βFine. I like navy blue. I donβt do hobbies. And I once gave myself a stick-and-poke tattoo in high school after watching one Vice documentary.β
He sat up. βWait, really?β
βNo,β you said dryly. βBut see? That should tell you everything you need to know.β
Jake chuckled under his breath. βYouβre such a pain in the ass.β
βLikewise.β
He studied you for a moment, eyes narrowing just slightly. βSeriously, though. You donβt talk about yourself much.β
βThatβs because Iβm not interesting.β
βBullshit.β
You looked away, fixing your gaze on a plastic soy sauce packet. βCan we just stick to the story?β
Jake hesitated. Then leaned back again, nodding once. βAlright. Letβs say we met six months ago.β
You nodded slowly. βAt a bar. Mutual friends.β
βEasy. Phoenix introduced us.β
βShe hates both of us equally. Checks out.β
Jake grinned. βFirst date?β
You considered. βBowling.β
He blinked. βReally?β
You shrugged. βItβs neutral territory. Public. Low pressure. Plus, Iβm alarmingly good at it. Wouldβve boosted your ego to beat me.β
βOh, sweetheart, if we ever went bowling, I wouldβve crushed you.β
βYouβd have pulled something and limped for a week.β
βOkay. Second date?β Jake asked, leaning forward like this was some kind of game show.
You tilted your head. βYou want to keep going with this?β
He gestured around the room. βWeβre already elbows-deep in spring rolls and fake commitment. Might as well go all the way.β
βThatβs what she said,β you deadpanned.
Jake blinked, then barked a laugh. βDid you justβ?β
You pointed your chopsticks at him. βDonβt make it weird. Just answer the question.β
He grinned. βAlright. Our second date wasβ¦ tacos.β
βTacos?β you repeated.
βIn my truck. Late night. You were wearing those ridiculous high heels you swear are comfortable but make you limp after five minutesββ
βExcuse me,β you cut in, βI would never agree to food that requires napkins and a lap while wearing couture. Iβm not an animal.β
Jake raised a brow. βCouture?β
βShut up. This is my fantasy too.β
He chuckled, rolling his beer bottle between his palms. βFine. Fancy rooftop wine bar?β
You shook your head. βToo obvious.β
βBowling alley?β
βWe already used bowling.β
βOkay, smartass.β He smirked. βWhere do you take your fake boyfriends on their fake second date?β
You pretended to consider it. βArt museum.β
Jake blinked. βThatβs the opposite of tacos in a truck.β
βExactly. You hated it. Complained about all the abstract pieces and asked why everything looked like genitals.β
Jakeβs smile widened. βThat sounds like me.β
βAnd I was this close to leaving you there,β you added, holding up your fingers.
βBut I won you back by buying overpriced gift shop merch,β he said proudly.
You nodded. βA tote bag that said βModern Art Makes Me Sad.ββ
Jake laughed. βIβd absolutely carry that around.β
βYou did. I made you.β
He shook his head, clearly amused. βYou know, for people who allegedly canβt stand each other, weβre disturbingly good at this.β
You didnβt look up from your noodles. βThatβs because we both have control issues.β
βAnd probably too much free time.β
βAnd deep-rooted emotional avoidance patterns.β
Jake raised his beer in a mock-toast. βTo us.β
You clinked your chopsticks against it. βA match made in neurosis.β
He grinned, eyes dancing as he watched you across the room. βSo how did I win you over? What moment made you realize I was the love of your life?β
You snorted. βYouβre assuming Iβm the one who fell first?β
βOh absolutely,β he said confidently. βI probably annoyed you into submission.β
βPlease. You couldnβt annoy me into making you a sandwich.β
Jake grinned wider. βCβmon. There had to be a moment. A fake, heart-melting, perfect-for-a-wedding-speech moment.β
You rolled your eyes, but you couldnβt quite bite back the smile tugging at your lips. βFine. You fixed my radiator.β
Jake blinked. βThatβs it?β
βIt was January. I was freezing. You came over with your toolbox and those stupid biceps and made it work again. I was vulnerable. Donβt get cocky.β
Jake looked mock-offended. βYou fell for me because I played handyman?β
βTemporarily. Then you mansplained how a thermostat works and I came to my senses.β
He shook his head. βYouβre a menace.β
βYouβre the one who asked.β
He watched you for a second, something playful flickering behind his eyes. βSo weβre good? This is our story?β
You nodded. βYep.β
βPerfect,β Jake said. βNow all we have to do is sell it to my mother.β
You set your empty takeout container aside. βEasy. Iβve convinced juries to let literal criminals walk. Faking a relationship with a mildly tolerable flyboy canβt be harder than that.β
Jake leaned back, smirking. βYou just admitted Iβm tolerable.β
βI said mildly. Donβt get ahead of yourself.β
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The tickets were booked. The time off from work was somehow authorized after three reschedules, one favor called in, and a suspiciously vague email about βa personal family emergency.β You were officially committed.
All that was left?
The suitcase. The trip. The lie.
And Jake Seresin, knocking on your front door like he owned the place.
You opened it barefoot, still in bike shorts and an oversized t-shirt that read Case Closed. There was half a granola bar in your hand and a distinctly haunted look in your eyes.
βTell me youβve been robbed,β Jake said by way of greeting.
You glared at him, stepping aside. βCome in, Cowboy.β
He walked through the threshold, taking in the pristine living room β modern, sharp, color-coordinated down to the throw pillows β and then the hallway lined with framed legal diplomas, pristine white walls, and abstract art.
βThis place is veryβ¦you.β
You shut the door. βThanks. That sounded almost like an insult.β
He grinned. βIt was. Now whereβs the fire?β
You gestured down the hallway, and the moment he stepped inside your bedroom, he actually whistled.
βJesus Christ.β
He wasnβt looking at your bed or your decor. No. He was staring into the yawning chasm of your closet, which looked like it had been ransacked by a particularly indecisive tornado. Clothes were everywhere β on the bench, on the floor, hanging out of drawers like theyβd tried to escape mid-crisis.
βThis isnβt a closet,β Jake said, arms crossed. βThis is a cry for help.β
You tossed your granola wrapper at him.
βI donβt know what to pack!β you snapped, already elbow-deep in a pile of blouses. βWhat does one wear in Texas? Do I need denim? A Stetson? Is fringe ironic again?β
Jake took a slow lap around the disaster zone, eyeing a particularly sparkly dress hanging from a doorknob. βWhat exactly do you think happens in Texas? Line dancing and cattle wrangling at the airport?β
You shot him a look. βIβm sorry, I wasnβt born in a cornfield like you. Iβve never set foot in a town with a population under one million.β
Jake snorted. βThatβs not a town, sweetheart. Thatβs a city-state.β
You dramatically flopped onto your bed. βThis is my nightmare.β
Jake pulled a pair of heels out of the mix β suede, open-toe, aggressively New York β and held them up like a dead rat. βPlanning to wear these to Sunday dinner with my grandma?β
You covered your face. βI have no context. I donβt know if weβre doing brunch or barrel racing.β
Jakeβs voice was all mock-sympathy. βPoor little Boston girl. No idea what to wear in the wild.β
βSay βBostonβ in that tone again and Iβll call the airline and cancel your ticket.β
He grinned, dropping the shoes onto a nearby chair. βRelax. You donβt need to look like a country song to survive the week.β
βSays the man who owns boots.β
βI own functional footwear. Unlike you and theseββ he picked up a pair of red-bottom stilettos ββweapons of mass destruction.β
βTheyβre Louboutins,β you said defensively.
βTheyβre death traps,β he replied, casually sitting on the edge of your bed like he wasnβt witnessing a full-scale mental collapse. βAlright, listen. Pack one dress for the wedding, one for dinner with my family, and then just casual stuff. Jeans, tees, something you can breathe in. You do own jeans, right?β
You shot him a death glare. βI own very expensive jeans that have never been within fifty miles of dirt.β
Jake snickered. βYouβre gonna do great.β
βDonβt patronize me.β
βYouβre going to thrill the town, actually,β he added, smug. βTheyβve never seen someone wear Chanel to a backyard BBQ.β
You groaned and reached for a pair of oversized sunglasses. βI already regret agreeing to this.β
βToo late, Counselor,β he said, stretching out and folding his arms behind his head. βYouβre my fake girlfriend now. Ride or die.β
You looked at him, then at the war zone that used to be your closet. βYouβre enjoying this way too much.β
βIβm having the time of my life.β
βSadist.β
βCity mouse.β
You threw a folded shirt at his head.
He caught it one-handed, smirking. βThatβs not going to match your hat.β
You paused. βWhat hat?β
Jake leaned forward, eyes glinting with pure menace. βOh. Did I forget to mention? My mom has a whole collection. She's gonna insist.β
You dropped your head into your hands.
He clapped a hand on your shoulder, mock-gentle. βYeehaw, baby.β
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βYou know,β you said, slipping your sunglasses down your nose as you strolled through the terminal like it was your own personal runway, βthis is the most unhinged thing Iβve agreed to do since I let my roommate give me curtain bangs during a wine tasting.β
Jake, walking beside you in a t-shirt tight enough to be a war crime and dragging a carry-on with absurd ease, gave you a sidelong look. βAnd yet, here you are. Ready to fake-date me in the Lone Star State.β
You grinned. βIβm choosing to see this as performance art.β
βSure. As long as your method acting includes pretending to like me.β
βIβd sooner chew glass.β
βGod, I missed this energy,β Jake muttered, shouldering past a group of vacation dads in cargo shorts.
By the time you reached your gate, the boarding area was buzzing β honeymooners, tech bros, some teenagers in cowboy boots who looked like they were on their way to audition for The Voice. You scanned the crowd, checking the time on your phone.
Jake stretched, arms overhead, and you didnβt mean to look at the way his shirt lifted, butβ¦ gravity was undefeated. So were his abs.
Unfortunately.
"Stop checking me out," he said without looking at you.
βI was admiring your poor posture,β you lied, turning your attention to your designer tote. βYouβre going to need a chiropractor by thirty-five.β
Jake smirked. βGood thing Iβm thirty-eight and still thriving.β
βThriving,β you echoed. βIs that what weβre calling male delusion now?β
Before he could respond, the gate agent called for first-class boarding.
Jake turned to you with a dramatic little bow. βAfter you, darlinβ.β
You gave him a look. βSay that again and Iβll commit homicide in a Delta boarding tunnel.β
He grinned and followed you down the jet bridge.
Once seated, you kicked off your heels and stretched luxuriously, feeling very much like you were in a Nancy Meyers movie where you were just divorced and about to fall in love with a man who made bread from scratch.
βGod, this is so weird,β you said, accepting a glass of champagne from the flight attendant. βIt feels like Iβm Hannah Montana going back to her ranch after performing at the Staples Center.β
Jake blinked. βWho?β
You stared at him. βIβm sorry?β
βHannah who?β
You turned to face him fully. βHannah Montana. The Disney Channel icon. The woman who taught a generation that you can, in fact, have the best of both worlds?β
Jake just looked at you like youβd started speaking Dutch.
βJesus Christ,β you muttered, sipping your drink. βYou really are old.β
βThat reference meant nothing to me,β he said, bemused. βIs that like High School Musical?β
You gasped. βYou donβt know?!β
βI was defending the country when you were learning synchronized dances from Zac Efron.β
βExcuse you,β you said, one hand to your chest. βThat movie changed lives. Lives.β
Jake snorted into his glass. βYouβre such a menace.β
βIβm a cultural scholar.β
βOf bubblegum pop and teen angst.β
You grinned. βExactly.β
Just then, a soft voice floated across the aisle.
βIβm sorry, I donβt mean to interrupt,β said a woman in her sixties, holding a well-worn book in her lap and smiling warmly, βbut you two are just the cutest couple. Iβve been watching you since the terminal β the way you tease each other? So sweet.β
You froze with your champagne mid-air.
Jake didnβt miss a beat. βAw, thank you, maβam. We try.β
You turned slowly to him, eyes wide. He just smiled, pure Southern charm in denim and sin.
The woman beamed. βI can always tell when itβs real love. Enjoy your trip!β
βShe thinks weβre in love,β you hissed the moment she turned back to her book.
Jake leaned closer, his smirk criminal. βWell, sweetheart, fake it till you make it.β
βYouβre insufferable.β
βYou like it.β
You refused to dignify that with a response. Instead, you adjusted your seat, crossed your legs, and muttered, βIf I get stuck next to you for three hours, Iβm upgrading myself to witness protection.β
Jake just laughed. βWelcome to the best of both worlds, city girl.β
Somewhere between your third glass of first-class champagne and Jake muttering something snide about your Spotify playlists, youβd drifted off β head tilted against the window, seat reclined just enough, arms crossed defensively like even in unconsciousness you were keeping your guard up.
Jake had, of course, noticed.
He also noticed the small, unflattering drool mark collecting at the corner of your mouth.
βHey,β he said when the wheels hit the tarmac with a bump, his voice pitched low next to your ear, βSleeping Beauty. You drool.β
Your eyes snapped open, your brain still foggy with sleep and recycled cabin air. βWhatβ?β
He nodded toward your chin, totally unrepentant. βLittle waterfall situation happening.β
You wiped your mouth instantly, glaring. βI hate you.β
βIβm touched.β
You shoved his arm as you sat up, blinking at the sunshine flooding through the window. βAre we here?β
Jake nodded. βWelcome to Texas.β
You squinted at the landscape. Flat, golden, stretching for miles. Your heels were already regretting this decision.
By the time you were off the plane and standing at baggage claim, reality was fully setting in. This was Texas. You were surrounded by more cowboy hats than cell towers, the humidity hit like a wet towel to the face, and the airport smelled vaguely like hay and BBQ.
You, naturally, were dressed in designer travel wear β linen trousers, loafers, oversized sunglasses, and an absurdly expensive tote you refused to check. Beside you stood Jake, perfectly at home in jeans and a t-shirt, backpack slung effortlessly over one shoulder.
And then came the luggage.
Your luggage.
Three suitcases, a carry-on, the tote, and a hanging garment bag with your wedding dress inside β all color-coordinated, all wheeled with difficulty.
Jake stood still as the final piece slid onto the conveyor.
ββ¦Is this all yours?β he asked, voice suspiciously calm.
You didnβt even blink. βOf course.β
He raised an eyebrow. βDid you pack for a destination wedding or the fall of civilization?β
βSome of us like to prepare.β
Jake exhaled deeply. βYou realize weβre staying at my motherβs house, not a fashion week penthouse.β
βI need options,β you replied breezily, already loading up the rolling handles and looping your bag across your chest. βSome of us werenβt born with a pair of jeans and a toolkit in our crib.β
Jake muttered something that sounded suspiciously like βcity girls gonna be the death of meβ and grabbed two suitcases without further complaint.
You handed him the third.
And your carry-on.
And your garment bag.
He stared at you. βSeriously?β
You smiled sweetly. βIβm delicate.β
He groaned, dragging what looked like half of a Louis Vuitton showroom behind him.
Outside, the heat was even worse β that dry, sunbaked kind of warmth that hit you in the lungs and made you wish for ice water and mercy. You immediately regretted wearing long pants.
Jake loaded your mountain of luggage into the back of the rental SUV (a navy Chevy Tahoe that looked like it had been specifically designed for football dads and small-town sheriffs) while you hovered nearby, like the helpless urbanite you were.
βMy mom offered to pick us up, by the way,β he said, slamming the trunk shut and walking around to the driverβs side. βI told her no.β
βWhy not?β you asked, sliding into the passenger seat and adjusting the air vents toward your face with great urgency.
βSheβs sixty-two and insists on driving that old Buick of hers like itβs the goddamn Batmobile. I didnβt want her on the highway alone for two hours.β
You blinked. βWait, itβs two hours to her house?β
Jake snorted. βDid you think we were staying in the airport?β
You slumped in your seat, dramatic as ever. βI shouldβve just faked a family emergency and stayed home.β
Jake pulled out of the parking lot, the air conditioning slowly coming to life. βToo late now, sweetheart. Youβre committed. Fake girlfriend contract is binding.β
βI want my lawyer.β
βYou are your lawyer.β
βTragic.β
Jake grinned, merging onto the open stretch of highway. βBuckle up, city mouse. Welcome to the country.β
Fifteen minutes into the drive and Jake had already called you high-maintenance, tone-deaf, and βso painfully city it makes his teeth hurt.β Youβd countered with cowboy cosplay, toxic masculinity, and a jab at his Spotify library after he played a Brooks & Dunn song unironically.
But now the SUV had settled into a calm rhythm β road humming under the tires, warm wind filtering through half-cracked windows, the heat lazy and golden.
You kicked off your shoes, curling your feet up onto the seat, and twisted your body toward him.
βAlright, we need to get our story straight.β
Jake raised an eyebrow. βWhat story?β
You gave him a flat look. βThe one where Iβm your loving, adoring, totally smitten girlfriend who for some reason agreed to spend a week pretending youβre tolerable.β
He smirked. βSo basically sci-fi.β
βSo,β you said, lazily turning your head toward him. βWeβve got the meet-cute, the timeline, and the first few dates down.β
"All Rom-Com worthy if you ask me."
You rolled your eyes. βDelusional, but sure. Now we just need to cover the weird little stuff. Things couples know.β
Jake glanced at you. βLike what? Favorite color? How you take your coffee?β
βExactly. Little domestic things. If your mom asks me what side of the bed you sleep on and I freeze like a malfunctioning Alexa, the whole thing falls apart.β
He chuckled. βEasy. Right side. Always.β
You hummed. βGood. Iβm a lefty.β
Jake gave a sideways smirk. βWeβd be compatible if this were a sleepover and not a romantic fraud.β
You flipped him off, elbow still propped on the window.
He grinned. βOkay, whatβs my coffee order?β
βYou donβt drink coffee. You drink jet fuel in a mug.β
Jake nodded solemnly. βBlack, no sugar. Like my soul.β
You snorted. βJesus.β
βHow do you take yours?β
βLike someone who needs therapy. Triple shot oat milk latte with two pumps of vanilla and a crippling caffeine dependency.β
Jake gave a low whistle. βThat sounds like a cry for help.β
You raised your brows. βYouβre the one lying to your mother about being in love. Iβd say weβre both circling the drain.β
βFair.β
You reached into your tote and pulled out a small notebook. Jake raised a brow.
βYouβre taking notes?β
βObviously. I have a legal pad full of court prep in my bag, you think Iβm going to half-ass our cover story? Please.β
He leaned back in his seat, watching you jot down bullet points. βGod, youβre so type A it physically hurts.β
βAnd youβre going to benefit from it, so donβt whine,β you said, clicking your pen. βOkay, next β pet names.β
Jake groaned. βWeβre still doing this?β
You turned to him fully. βYes. If I call you βJakeβ every time I speak to you, itβll sound formal. We need variety.β
He gave it a beat, then said, totally deadpan: βPumpkin tits.β
You didnβt miss a beat. βKeep talking and Iβll stab you with this pen.β
He laughed so hard he nearly swerved again.
βOkay,β he wheezed, wiping at his eyes. βOkay. For real. Iβll call you βdarlinβ β itβs natural, I already say it sometimes.β
βSure, as long as you donβt say it like Iβm your horse.β
Jake shrugged. βFine. You can call meββ
βIβm not calling you daddy,β you interrupted.
He choked.
βI WASNβT GOING TO SAY THAT,β he said, face halfway between scandalized and hysterical.
You smirked, satisfied. βGood. Just making sure we set clear boundaries.β
βJesus Christ.β
βMoving on. Physical affection. PDA. Where do we stand?β
Jake cleared his throat, composing himself. βHand on your lower back. Kiss hello, kiss goodbye. Knee touches under the table.β
You nodded. βWe cuddle?β
Jake smirked. βDepends. Are you a little spoon or a big spoon?β
βIβll smother you in your sleep.β
He grinned. βNoted.β
You scribbled a few more notes. βWhat else. Oh β allergies?β
βIβm allergic to cats. Mild. I get sniffly.β
You blinked. βI would not have expected that.β
βI contain multitudes.β
You looked down at your notes. βOkay. Favorite meals?β
βYours is something absurd and gluten-free.β
βItβs actually Thai food. Pad see ew.β
He raised a brow. βImpressive. And mine?β
βSteak. Medium-rare. Baked potato. Budweiser.β
He pointed at you. βNailed it.β
You leaned back again, squinting out the windshield as the landscape began to shift β the fields more familiar, the signs more weathered. The road was growing narrower, the GPS chiming softly with each passing mile.
βYou nervous?β Jake asked after a beat.
You shrugged. βAbout lying to your entire family? No, I do this kind of thing in front of judges all the time.β
He huffed a laugh. βYouβre something else.β
βI contain multitudes.β
Jake smiled at the echo, but didnβt respond. Instead, he reached over and turned down the music, letting the silence settle between you. Comfortable. Almostβ¦ companionable.
The lie had gotten shockingly easy to wear.
βHey,β he said, just before the final turnoff.
You looked over.
He gave you a half-smile, quieter than his usual teasing grin. βThanks for doing this. I know you didnβt have to.β
You tilted your head. βJust so weβre clear: you still owe me a date night with my firm and a performance worthy of an Oscar.β
βObviously,β he said. βIβll even wear a tie.β
You paused. βClip-on?β
Jake looked offended. βAbsolutely not.β
You grinned and faced forward again as the car bumped onto a long dirt driveway, lined with crepe myrtles and an old white fence.
You exhaled. βAlright, cowboy. Letβs go meet your mama.β
-
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Your honor, he's not my type. (part one)
pairing; jake seresin x fem!reader
summary; Enemies with a deal: play the perfect couple for one week. But in the heart of Texas, under one roof and one lie too many⦠They forget where the act ends and the feelings begin.
word count; 2.8k
a/n; welcome to part one! this is the shortest chapter of the series, just a little introduction of the characters and the plot, hope you enjoy!<3
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The envelope had arrived in the middle of a Monday, as if it were any other piece of mail. No warning. No preamble. No thunderclouds gathering outside the windows of his office to signal the oncoming storm. Just a thin ivory envelope tucked between a flight roster and a water bill, sealed in gold foil with a waxy script that sent a jolt through his spine the second he saw it.
He didnβt open it right away.
Instead, Jake Seresin stared at it for a long, quiet moment, his fingers tightening slightly as he leaned back in his chair. The Top Gun insignia gleamed on the wall behind him, catching the warm light of early afternoon, but his mind was already a thousand miles away β somewhere green and sun-drenched and thick with cicadas.
The return address said Austin, but he knew better. That script, those colors β they werenβt just Texan. They were hers.
He slid a finger under the flap and carefully tore it open.
Inside: a glossy cardstock invitation, elegantly printed, soft pink flowers curling around cursive lettering that read:
Cordially invited to the wedding of Lila James and Dr. Thomas Grant...
Jake stopped reading.
Lila James. Lila James was getting married.
His Lila. Or, well, used to be.
The only girl heβd ever called his girlfriend out loud. The only one who ever knew him before the Navy, before the medals, before βHangman.β Back when he was just Jake, tan and wide-eyed and reckless, sneaking kisses behind the bleachers and whispering forever like he meant it β because back then, he did.
Theyβd tried. Really tried. All through flight school and her undergrad, into his first real station and her first real heartbreak. It wasnβt anger or betrayal that ended it. It was just time. Distance. The quiet weight of lives growing apart.
Still, he hadnβt expected this.
He ran a hand through his hair, dropping the card onto his desk like it had burned him. The edges fluttered slightly under the A/C vent. He sat back, staring at the ceiling, and exhaled a long, low breath through his nose.
Five seconds later, his phone buzzed.
MOM.
He blinked, then groaned. βOf course.β
He swiped to answer and leaned forward again, already bracing himself.
βHey, Ma.β
βOh, honey, you got it, didnβt you?β His motherβs voice, all bright Southern syrup, filled the line like sheβd been waiting by the phone. βI just talked to Denise, she said the invites went out last week!β
Jake closed his eyes. βYeah. I got it.β
βOh, itβs gonna be so beautiful. The James girls donβt do anything halfway, you know that. Lilaβs always had such good taste β well, except that boy from Tennessee she dated for a while after you, but we donβt talk about him.β She laughed. βBut now sheβs marrying a doctor! You believe that? A real one, not just a Ph.D.β
Jake said nothing.
There was a beat of silence. Thenβ
βYou okay, baby?β
βYeah,β he said, too quickly. βIβm fine. Just caught me off guard, is all.β
His mom hummed softly. βYou know, I always thought the two of you would find your way back to each other. You were just so good together. I mean, I still have those photos from senior prom framed in the hallway.β
Jake winced. βMaybe you should take those down.β
βWhy? You looked so handsome in that tux. And she was just glowing β she always did around you.β
He rubbed his temple with two fingers. βMa.β
βIβm just saying, if thereβs anything unresolved between you twoββ
βThere isnβt.β
ββthis might be your last chance to say something.β
Jake sat in silence, his throat working. What was there to say? Congratulations? Iβm glad you found someone else? I used to think Iβd marry you too?
His mom sighed. βI just want you to be happy, honey. Youβve been alone for a long time. I know the Navyβs demanding, but you deserve a partner. Someone to love you. Someone to ground you.β
Jake looked down at the invitation again, still gleaming on the edge of his desk.
βWell,β he said suddenly, the words coming from some rogue part of his brain that didnβt check with the rest of him first, βIβm actually seeing someone.β
Silence.
Then: βYouβre what?β
Jake cleared his throat. βIβm dating someone. Serious, actually. Itβsβ¦ new. But real.β
His mom gasped. βJacob Austin Seresin, youβve been holding out on me!β
βI wasnβtββ
βOh, my God! Whatβs her name? When do I get to meet her? Oh, this is perfect. Youβll bring her to the wedding, of course! Iβve got the guest room all made up, and Iβll finally get to show someone your baby picturesββ
βWait, Maββ
βYouβll fly in next Thursday, yes? Iβll tell Denise right away, sheβll be thrilled. Lord, I have to go shopping. I havenβt hosted in foreverββ
βMa,β Jake said again, louder this time. βCan we slow down a second?β
βOh, donβt you even think about backing out now,β she warned playfully. βYouβve never brought anyone home. Iβve been begging you for years and now that you are? Iβm throwing a party. This girlβwhatβs her name again?β
Jake stared at the empty doorway of his office, his voice stuck somewhere between regret and resignation.
βIβll tell you soon,β he muttered. βSheβsβ¦ something.β
βShe must be,β his mom said warmly. βIβm so happy for you, honey. Truly.β
βYeah,β he mumbled, hanging up a minute later. βMe too.β
He dropped the phone facedown on the desk and buried his face in his hands.
Then he groaned, long and low.
βI am so, so screwed.β
-
Jake slammed his empty beer glass down on the bar with a grunt, his jaw tight as the sound of laughter echoed around him.
Phoenix was doubled over. Rooster had tears in his eyes. Bob was trying, and failing, not to smile.
"Yβall are the worst," Jake muttered, rubbing a hand over his face.
βYou told your mother you had a serious girlfriend?β Rooster wheezed. βAnd now you have to show up to your exβs wedding with a mystery woman or sheβll know you lied? Hangman, Iββ He lost it again, pounding the table. βYou deserve a medal.β
βI deserve a bottle of whiskey and a parachute,β Jake grumbled. βI should fake a deployment. Get reassigned to Guam. Take up carpentry and disappear.β
Phoenix snorted. βYou know whatβs wild? This is your own fault. You couldβve just said no. Or sent a polite regret. But no, Mr. I-Always-Have-A-Plan had to make up a whole girlfriend.β
βMy mom cornered me,β Jake snapped. βYou try saying no to a Southern woman who thinks sheβs finally about to get grandkids. She was already planning the wedding before I hung up.β
Coyote clapped him on the back. βDamn, man. Thatβs rough.β
βItβs doomed, is what it is,β Jake muttered. βI have no one. Absolutely noββ
The door opened.
Jake looked up.
And in you walked.
You stepped into the bar like a storm cloud in stilettos β all sharp lines and cool elegance, your tailored black trousers hugging your hips like they were stitched just for you, the silk blouse tucked neatly into the waistband, a soft cream that made your skin glow under the Hard Deckβs dim lights. The click of your red-bottomed heels against the worn wooden floor was almost too loud for the room, slicing through the laughter and noise like a courtroom gavel.
Jake straightened automatically.
Not that he was staring.
Or noticing how good your legs looked when you walked. Or how your lipstick was still intact β probably from a full day of chewing through opposing counsel. Or how your hair was pulled back in that effortlessly intimidating way that said Iβm too busy winning to care what you think.
Definitely not noticing.
You reached the bar and dropped your purse beside Phoenix, sliding onto the stool with a tired sigh.
βHell of a day,β you muttered. βI just spent four hours in front of a judge who thinks Title IX is a suggestion. I need a drink.β
Phoenix raised her eyebrows. βRough?β
You nodded, rolling your shoulders. βRough. My client almost cried. I did cry. But only after I got back to my office.β
Jake cleared his throat. βDidnβt know you were joining us.β
βDidnβt know it was your birthday,β you shot back without missing a beat. βOh wait β itβs not. So Iβm allowed to be here.β
Rooster choked on his drink. Coyote bit back a laugh. Phoenix just smirked.
You always had that tone when you spoke to Jake β smooth, crisp, dry as a martini with an extra twist of disdain. It wasnβt mean, not really. You didnβt seem to hate him. You just couldnβt be bothered to pretend you liked him.
Which, naturally, meant Jake spent most of his time trying to get under your skin.
You turned to Nat, already tugging the pins from your hair. βWhat did I miss?β
Phoenix grinned. βOh, nothing. Just that Jakeβs in a desperate situation.β
You arched a brow. βOh?β
Jake groaned. βNo.β
Rooster leaned forward, grinning. βHe told his mom he has a girlfriendββ
βI panicked,β Jake muttered.
ββso now he has to take her to his exβs wedding next week. You know. The one serious relationship heβs ever had.β
βBecause his mom thinks heβs emotionally stunted,β Phoenix added sweetly.
βI am right here,β Jake snapped, waving a hand.
You looked unimpressed. βSo whatβs the plan? Hire someone off Craigslist? Or go stag and fake a tragic breakup in front of the shrimp cocktail?β
Jake opened his mouth. Closed it. Scowled.
And Phoenix β your beautiful, treacherous friend β tilted her head and said, βActually, I have a better idea.β Jakeβs stomach dropped.
You narrowed your eyes. βI donβt like that look.β
Nat smiled wider. βYou should go with him.β
You blinked. βExcuse me?β
βCome on,β she said, elbowing you lightly. βItβs perfect. Youβre single. Heβs desperate. Youβre already great at pretending not to want to murder each other. Thatβs basically halfway to marriage.β
Jake stared at her like sheβd grown a second head. βWhat?!β
βAbsolutely not,β you said flatly, spinning your stool to face the bar.
βWhy not?β Phoenix pushed.
βBecause Iβd rather throw myself into the ocean.β
Jake held up both hands. βFor once, I agree with her.β
You spun back to him. βOh, donβt act offended. Youβre the one lying to your mother.β
βAt least I didnβt come straight from a courtroom with blood in my eyes.β
You leaned forward slightly. βDonβt tempt me, Hangman.β
βOkay, okay,β Coyote laughed. βLetβs not burn the Hard Deck down.β
Phoenix held up a hand. βIβm just saying β if, hypothetically, you did need to pretend to be in a relationship for one single week, wouldnβt it be better to do it with someone who already knows your bullshit?β
You and Jake locked eyes. And hated that it made sense.
-
The Hard Deck buzzed around them β pool balls cracking, music playing low from the jukebox, someone whistling near the back patio. Youβd long since turned your body toward Coyote, laughing at something he was saying about Roosterβs latest attempt at growing out his hair, your wine glass nearly empty. Whatever ridiculous idea Natβs tossed out earlier had been dismissed and buried.
At least, it looked like it had.
But Jake Seresin had barely spoken since.
He stood by the bar now, arms crossed, a half-full beer warming in his hand. His eyes kept straying β unintentionally, of course β to where you sat, golden under the flickering light, a lock of hair curling behind your ear, the top two buttons of your blouse undone like an afterthought. The heels were off, tucked under the barstool, but the rest of you still looked like you belonged in a courtroom, delivering a closing statement that could dismantle a manβs entire existence.
Jake had seen you cut someone down with three words and a look. You were lethal. And now, you might also be his last chance.
He muttered a curse under his breath.
βGrow a pair,β Phoenix said behind him, taking a sip of her drink without looking.
Jake blinked. βWhat?β
She didnβt even turn her head. βGo ask her. Nicely. Or donβt. But stop staring like a Victorian maiden with a crush.β
He frowned. βYouβre enjoying this way too much.β
βIβm thriving,β she said, and walked away.
Jake scrubbed a hand through his hair, exhaled slowly, and set his drink down.
Youβd just stepped outside, heels in one hand, cell phone in the other, scrolling through a few emails youβd ignored all day. The ocean breeze was cool against your skin, a welcome contrast to the heat that still clung to the barβs wooden beams and sun-warmed deck. You leaned against the railing, typing one last line into your reply before hitting send.
Behind you, the door creaked open.
You didnβt need to turn to know it was him.
The silence that followed his arrival was weighted, taut β a held breath between opposing forces. You waited for him to speak. He didnβt. So you broke the silence first.
βIf youβre here to ask me again, save your breath.β
Jake stopped a few feet away. βCome on, Counselor. I havenβt even said anything yet.β
You turned, giving him a pointed look. βYet.β
His mouth twitched, like he was fighting a smile. βYou know, I always assumed you hated me because Iβm annoyingly good-looking and smarter than I look. But now Iβm starting to think you just enjoy saying no.β
βOr,β you said, βI just enjoy peace and quiet. Which tends to evaporate around you.β
He moved closer, the boards creaking under his boots. βLook, I get it. You think Iβm a walking ego trip with a pilotβs license.β
βI know you are.β
βFine. But desperate timesβ¦β He exhaled, rubbing the back of his neck. βLook, I wouldnβt ask if I had another option. But this isnβt just about the wedding. Itβs about my mom. Sheβsβ¦ sheβs excited. Like, really excited. Sheβs already baking pies and digging out photo albums.β
You raised a brow. βSo lie to her again. Tell her your fake girlfriend bailed.β
Jake shook his head. βSheβll never believe that. And the minute I walk in alone, sheβll be looking at me like I kicked a puppy and let it die in the rain.β
You stared at him for a moment, arms crossed.
He sighed. βSheβs justβ¦ lonely. Since my dad passed. This is the first time sheβs had people over in months. And I think she was holding out hope β not for me and Lila, exactly, but for me at all.β
Your brow softened slightly. Not much, but enough.
Jake noticed.
He took a step closer. βAnd yeah, okay, maybe I made it worse by lying. But I was trying to give her something to look forward to. Something to smile about.β
The breeze picked up, brushing a strand of hair across your face. You pushed it back absently, still watching him.
βYou rehearsed that speech?β
Jake tilted his head. βWould it help if I said yes?β
βNo.β
He huffed a laugh, rubbing the back of his neck again. βAlright. What if we made a deal?β
You narrowed your eyes. βWhat kind of deal?β
βYou come with me. Play the part. Just for a week. Be charming, hold my hand, maybe let me kiss you once in front of my grandmaββ
βAbsolutely not.β
He raised his hands in surrender. βFine. Weβll negotiate. But in exchangeβ¦ Iβll owe you one.β
You looked unimpressed. βYou already owe me several.β
βOkay,β he said, licking his lips. βThen name it.β
You paused.
And Jake saw it β the flicker of something behind your eyes. Calculating. Weighing.
Then, slowly, you said, βI have a work dinner coming up. One of those old boysβ club nights where the firm pretends not to care about your personal life while absolutely caring about your personal life.β
He nodded cautiously. βOkayβ¦β
βIβve been shortlisted for a partner-track promotion,β you said, looking out toward the water. βBut the firmβs obsessed with βwell-roundedness.β Family. Stability. Being seen as the kind of person they can build the brand around.β
Jake blinked. βYou want to bring me as your date to your law firmβs fancy dinner?β
You turned back to him. βYou said youβd do anything.β
βI thought you meant, likeβ¦ carry groceries. Wash your car. Not wear a suit and be judged by ten Harvard grads and a managing partner named Gregory.β
βWell,β you said dryly, βwelcome to my world.β
Jake studied you for a long moment. βSo we fake date. For each otherβs benefit.β
βOne week in Texas. One night in a downtown ballroom.β
You held out your hand.
Jake looked down at it, then back at you.
βGod help us both,β he muttered, and shook it.
-
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