They call me the man impregnator.

Etho is the kind of guy to believe in chemtrails and that the earth is flat, but in a really low-key, stress-free kind of way. He’s not gonna picket the government or anything, he just thinks that’s the way the world is. It’s just a casual part of his worldview. He’s so unbothered by it that nobody knows until he just casually drops in conversation that there sure are a lot of chemtrails out today and Doc swivels his neck 180 degrees like an owl to stab him with eye lasers

At least i can get excited for the beautiful wave of hater posts the new life series will inspire. i think it will be a good time to be posting.... unless it's so nothing that there isn't even anything to hate. or if its good but i kind of think it's impossible for the life series to actually be good any more

they don't tell you this but if ur really lonely for a long time, a hole starts forming in ur heart and the longer u feel lonely the bigger the hole gets and it doesn't matter if u feel less lonely when ur older bc the hole stays forever and ur life just grows around it. But the hole is always there.