May 14
he looks so stupid……….. i want to call him a nerd and shove him in a locker
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he looks so stupid……….. i want to call him a nerd and shove him in a locker
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Christ in heaven
yo get off your ass i need you to come up front and call a customer the f slur for me i cant reclaim it
hope it was worth the college money
update: the reason it hasn’t gotten any sort of relief is cuz iran fuckin smoked a logistical center that was supposed to resupply them and the military covered it up lmaoooo
by the way when news came out about this fox news kept having dudes on all but calling the sailors faggots for wanting off the ship, it’s so funny seeing chud on chud violence
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for a long time now, one of my go-to phrases is "shake it like a can of beans." im not really sure where this came from, but i've been saying it for three years or so. it never really occurred to me that this was unusual until yesterday when i was bouncing a baby in a rocker a little too violently (he was having a great time, it just wasnt exactly sending him to sleep) and i went "sorry, im shaking him like a can of beans over here" and both my coworkers reacted like i had said something insane
list of other things i've said that my coworkers really like:
everybody in the club getting baby (when 5 or more babies are fussy)
going absolute baby mode over there/he's activating baby mode (when the 10 month old is having a fit)
i play my blue eyed white baby (said when setting a specific baby on the floor)
sick 'em! (said when setting any other baby on the floor)
call her regina, she's a little bit dramatic (this is one of my go to phrases)
into the gladiator pit!/hey have you ever seen gladiator? (when two babies start wrestling/fighting) (i have not seen gladiator)
she's ready for college (when the three month old lifts her head to look around)
lock in, brother (i say this the most)
i say most of these phrases at least daily.
one of the babies was getting picked up and started screaming as soon as her dad pulled her from her crib (where she'd been sleeping) and i instinctively said "that's what we in the industry call: baby moding" and he started laughing so hard he almost dropped her
a common saying in the daycare is "no crying in the baby room!" typically as a joke/ironic response to young children crying (something they are known to do.) lately i've been taking this and running, saying things like "no vaping in the baby room!" (to babies coughing) or "no show tunes in the baby room!" (to babies screaming) and lately i said- in front of a parent - "no suicide pacts in the baby room!" (to a baby dragging another baby to the floor while trying to bite her)
i keep saying "awww da googoo boogoo :-(" i don't know what this means
i also cannot understress the importance of being able to say "wooooaaaaahhhhh booger boy in baby world!!" whenever a baby has a runny nose
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my infant son reaching out to me
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Searching for ghouls, ghosts, bumps in the night, etc
i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!
to be loved is to be changed………
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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.
in spider-man 2 when spider-man is trying to stop the train from crashing, the first thing he tries is stopping the train with his feet pressed against the track, but all that does is break up the wood planks on the track without slowing the train down at all. when spider-man gets up to rethink his approach -- already exhausted and agonized from his fight with Doc Ock before he even blew out his knees on the tracks, dealing with his Aunt May getting evicted on top of his own poverty, having literally JUST pushed the woman he loves and who loves him away again, and now feeling the enormous pressure of the lives of everyone behind him being at stake unless he thinks fast --
an old man behind him says "You got any more bright ideas?" and there's a split second where spider-man just looks at him like this
