token orphan

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

how victorian <- is referring to the tv show victorious

how edwardian <- is referring to the tv show ed edd n eddy

i’m in love with u

So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show

i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he 

oh!! hes everything hes been made out to be!!

Imo the best type of system for children to grow up in would be one that assumes the birth parents/primary guardians won't do shit and takes care of every aspect of childcare that's essential for their wellbeing and development, collectively.

But I'm just a guy who only learned how to brush his teeth properly and got glasses as a child because we had both a dentist and a doctor come to school on a regular basis. The dentist would have us all stand in a circle with our little toothbrushes and show us how to brush and correct our technique. The doctors would give us general health assessments and then have the teachers contact our patents and essentially peer pressure them into getting us any health intervention we needed. My parents only reluctantly got me glasses because they knew the teachers would judge them if they kept seeing me sit in the very front row and still squint to see the chalkboard. So I'm biased.

see also family abolition, and youth liberation .

Also sometimes parents become disabled or die and family can't always be counted on, and sometimes there isn't other family

i just really wish everything was okay for trans girls forever

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

the making of sourdough bread scares me so bad what do you mean my bread is a creature

no. your bread is thousands of creatures. and the bubbles in the bread is from their breathing. they're laying dead in the pockets of their own breath. the thousands of creatures in your bread were breathing and formed their own graves to die in when you cooked them. there are thousands of creatures' bodies in your bread. your bread is full of tombs

if i said i'm scared of the dark you'd turn off all the lights and start whispering demonic shit just to scare me

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice