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rodimus-offical

Would you like to get turned into a cat?

-polite magic anon

Um

I don’t know? That’s a weird question. But i could try lasagna if i did…

megatron-oficial

What on Cybertron does lasagna have to do with earthen predators?

rodimus-offical

Listen. Megatron. I have been under CONSTANT assault. They have been CONSTANTLY ASSAULTING ME, IN ATTEMPT TO GET ME TOCEAT LASAGNA. AND I COULDNT BECAUSE @ratchet-offical WOULD HIT ME. BUT NOW? I CAN!

megatron-oficial

“Are earth’s felines not lactose intolerant? And does lasagna not have lactose?”

rodimus-offical

…what…

skywarp-official

You should totally eat it anyway; do it for the plot.

rodimus-offical

Um… no?

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Can I pet the rodikitty

yes :3

rodimus-offical

Would you like to get turned into a cat?

-polite magic anon

Um

I don’t know? That’s a weird question. But i could try lasagna if i did…

megatron-oficial

What on Cybertron does lasagna have to do with earthen predators?

rodimus-offical

Listen. Megatron. I have been under CONSTANT assault. They have been CONSTANTLY ASSAULTING ME, IN ATTEMPT TO GET ME TOCEAT LASAGNA. AND I COULDNT BECAUSE @ratchet-offical WOULD HIT ME. BUT NOW? I CAN!

ratchet-offical

I thought you already ate it?

rodimus-offical

no! i ate cheese! not lasagna!

rodimus-offical

Would you like to get turned into a cat?

-polite magic anon

Um

I don’t know? That’s a weird question. But i could try lasagna if i did…

megatron-oficial

What on Cybertron does lasagna have to do with earthen predators?

rodimus-offical

Listen. Megatron. I have been under CONSTANT assault. They have been CONSTANTLY ASSAULTING ME, IN ATTEMPT TO GET ME TOCEAT LASAGNA. AND I COULDNT BECAUSE @ratchet-offical WOULD HIT ME. BUT NOW? I CAN!

megatron-oficial

“Are earth’s felines not lactose intolerant? And does lasagna not have lactose?”

rodimus-offical

…what…

rodimus-offical

Would you like to get turned into a cat?

-polite magic anon

Um

I don’t know? That’s a weird question. But i could try lasagna if i did…

megatron-oficial

What on Cybertron does lasagna have to do with earthen predators?

rodimus-offical

Listen. Megatron. I have been under CONSTANT assault. They have been CONSTANTLY ASSAULTING ME, IN ATTEMPT TO GET ME TOCEAT LASAGNA. AND I COULDNT BECAUSE @ratchet-offical WOULD HIT ME. BUT NOW? I CAN!

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Alright!

Aaaand..

There!

You are now a cat, this will last for two days, unless you'd like it to be shorter or longer!

You can still speak normally, but your voice is a bit higher pitched!

Have fun!

-polite magic anon

@ratchet-offical @bumblebee-official @doc-nickel-official

im a cat now

If you would like to be a cat, just ask! I'll give you a timeframe of whatever you want, and you will still be able to talk like normal! If not a little squeakier..

-polite magic anon

You know what, sure!

Would you like to get turned into a cat?

-polite magic anon

Um

I don’t know? That’s a weird question. But i could try lasagna if i did…

Throws lasagna at your head

*dodges epicly*

apparently bumblebee disappeared for a few days, did you hear about that?

No!8

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quizisinurhouse

"Man, the captain needs to get laid."

Primus: "I can do that."

rodimus-offical

What

quizisinurhouse

OMG

rodimus-offical

WHY ARE WE SO EXCITED?! WHAT’S HAPPENING?

quizisinurhouse

YOU REPLIED.

I'm not that famous/well known. this is meant to be /silly anyways (NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY)

Also hi Rodimus, hope you're doing alright. Keep being awesome! 💥

rodimus-offical

Oh, gee, thanks! Will do o7

quizisinurhouse

"Man, the captain needs to get laid."

Primus: "I can do that."

rodimus-offical

What

quizisinurhouse

OMG

rodimus-offical

WHY ARE WE SO EXCITED?! WHAT’S HAPPENING?

quizisinurhouse

"Man, the captain needs to get laid."

Primus: "I can do that."

rodimus-offical

What

rodimus-offical

Do you want cheese? *hands you cheese*

@ratchet-offical THEY KEEP GIVING ME FOOD!!!!

ratchet-offical

Throw it away.

Or better yet, throw it in their faces.

rodimus-offical

they always disappear! And it feels wasteful…

ratchet-offical

Well you can’t eat it.

Give it to a human homeless shelter or something…

rodimus-offical

Ok, but what if I already did

…you didn’t…

…i did.

You fucker.

And guess what? It was delicious .

ratchet-offical

I hate you.

rodimus-offical

Aw, that’s not true.

ratchet-offical

It is very much so true.

rodimus-offical

Nuh uhhhh

ratchet-offical

Yuh-huh—

Wait. I’m not this immature.

rodimus-offical

That means I win!

ratchet-offical

Sure. Now stand still.

rodimus-offical

why

ratchet-offical

So I can nail you in the head with this wrench.

*Throws wrench*

rodimus-offical

YIPES!

*attempts to dodge.* *fails.*

ratchet-offical

*Ratchet walks over, and picks up his wrench*

That’s what you get, you little shit.

rodimus-offical

ratchet-offical

You shouldn’t have eaten cheese.

rodimus-offical

why did you hit me ;-;

ratchet-offical

Because you’re a little shit that ate cheese!

rodimus-offical

its just a tiny bit!

ratchet-offical

THAT DOESNT MATTER!!!

rodimus-offical

IT WAS PROBABLY VAPORIZED BY MY INTERNAL TEMP ANYWAYS!!

rodimus-offical

Do you want cheese? *hands you cheese*

@ratchet-offical THEY KEEP GIVING ME FOOD!!!!

ratchet-offical

Throw it away.

Or better yet, throw it in their faces.

rodimus-offical

they always disappear! And it feels wasteful…

ratchet-offical

Well you can’t eat it.

Give it to a human homeless shelter or something…

rodimus-offical

Ok, but what if I already did

…you didn’t…

…i did.

You fucker.

And guess what? It was delicious .

ratchet-offical

I hate you.

rodimus-offical

Aw, that’s not true.

ratchet-offical

It is very much so true.

rodimus-offical

Nuh uhhhh

ratchet-offical

Yuh-huh—

Wait. I’m not this immature.

rodimus-offical

That means I win!

ratchet-offical

Sure. Now stand still.

rodimus-offical

why

ratchet-offical

So I can nail you in the head with this wrench.

*Throws wrench*

rodimus-offical

YIPES!

*attempts to dodge.* *fails.*

ratchet-offical

*Ratchet walks over, and picks up his wrench*

That’s what you get, you little shit.

rodimus-offical

ratchet-offical

You shouldn’t have eaten cheese.

rodimus-offical

why did you hit me ;-;

ratchet-offical

Because you’re a little shit that ate cheese!

rodimus-offical

its just a tiny bit!

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rodimus-offical

Do you want cheese? *hands you cheese*

@ratchet-offical THEY KEEP GIVING ME FOOD!!!!

ratchet-offical

Throw it away.

Or better yet, throw it in their faces.

rodimus-offical

they always disappear! And it feels wasteful…

ratchet-offical

Well you can’t eat it.